Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Yeah, it's a naked guy with a Guitar


1. "Does this bus go to Folsom Street?"

2. Another hopeful auditions for Boston's hottest boy band: "Barney Frank and the Teabags."

3. "Hey, you! Your pasty white a$ better not be getting glitter all over my clean bus seats!"

4. Get on the Bus, an Ang Lee joint.

5. "I keep feeling like there's something I forgot to do this morning."

6. Very Brady Insider ORA: Frank IBC takes up the gee-tar.

Best of Army of Dad
Guitar cat not happy with new owner.

Best of Tim
OFuturamaRA: Fry's mobile apartment had great acoustics.


Best of Adjustah
No, seriously - has ANYONE seen Wil Wheaton recently?

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Where's Bluto from Animal House when ya need him? Thought several passengers on the 7:25 uptown Metrolink.

Best of Silhouette
"Uh, Mr. Miyagi? How will this make me better at karate? And why do you have that video camera?"

Best of dadoctah
Just be glad it's not an accordion.

Best of Matt the K
This guy REALLY should have called free_credit_report_dot_com!

Best of Uhcuk the Tuchuck
Laughin' on the bus, playing games with the faces...
She said the naked guy with the guitar was a freak.
I said be careful if he moves it we'll sure get an eyefull.

--Lesser known lyrics from Simon and Garfunkel.

Best of Silhouette
Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.

Best of dub
Johnny finds a way to kill some time while waiting to get his ass glittered.

34 comments:

dadoctah said...

FREEBIRD!!!

Army of Dad said...

Billy figured that if the Naked Cowboy could be a fixture in New York, then so could the Naked Samurai.

Army of Dad said...

Thanks to his dad, Sandy Berger Jr. has to to dress down everywhere he goes.

Army of Dad said...

"I don't take off my headband for anything or anyone!"

Army of Dad said...

NAMBLA band audition.

dub said...

Sadly, once Billy moved his guitar the ladies could finally see what his handicap was.

Army of Dad said...

Guitar cat not happy with new owner.

Army of Dad said...

"I gave my dub a cherry that had no stone"

Jack Reacher said...

While Chicago Transit Authority went on to become Chicago and sell millions of albums, Enumclaw Transit Authority was, well, less successful.

metalgarth said...

Yet another gay folk singer misses the point of 'Tush' by ZZ Top entirely

jj said...

WOW..that guy from Seinfeld has really lost some weight.

jeff said...

"Bzzzt... Central, this is bus 53. I'm going to need a full seat sterilization after this run, over."

Captcha: anglysit. Angry with a Japanese headband and accent.

Tim said...

The naked cowboy spawns again!!


*futurama quote* Fry's mobile apartment had great acoustics.

Jay Guevara said...

"And now a little tune I wrote to praise our Dear Leader for at least leaving me a headband and a guitar..."

Adjustah said...

No, seriously - has ANYONE seen Wil Wheaton recently?

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Where's Bluto from Animal House when ya need him? Thought several passengers on the 7:25 uptown Metrolink.

Silhouette said...

"Uh, Mr. Miyagi? How will this make me better at karate? And why do you have that video camera?"

mega said...

The Democrats' decision to define public nudists as a protected status group with the same rights as the handicapped had the usual unintended consequences.

Silhouette said...

Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.

mega said...

Townsend never got tired of having neighborhood kids come over to try out their guitar chops in the studio.

sonicfrog said...

Being in a band is awesome!!!

This reminds me of the time while touring for "Chris Plays Guitar" when we got red wine and donuts, got really drunk, the drummer got naked, I did too then threw up and passed out while the rhythm guitarist made hot sweet love to his girl for the night.... true story!

sonicfrog said...

Mark Knoppler - The Early Years. He was so poor, he had to chose between buying clothes or buying a guitar. He chose wisely. Hey, why do you think he named the band "Dire Straits" anyway.

dadoctah said...

Just be glad it's not an accordion.

Matt the K said...

This guy REALLY should have called free_credit_report_dot_com!

Submariner said...

♪Smelly cat, smelly cat - it's not your fault...♪

Submariner said...

♪Don't you just want my salty, chocolate balls...♪

Billy really DID have a handicap - choosing the wrong music.

Submariner said...

A tin-eared, tin horn. Well I'll be!

Submariner said...

Although Derek was always told it was "a costume party," he never seemed to catch on to the joke.

Uhcuk the Tuchuck said...

Laughin' on the bus, playing games with the faces...
She said the naked guy with the guitar was a freak.
I said be careful if he moves it we'll sure get an eyefull.

--Lesser known lyrics from Simon and Garfunkel.

Natasha said...

Barney Frank was NOT impressed; he much preferred flutes.

Kaptain Krude said...

Guy out of pic: "Hey, do you know your tallywhacker is hanging out and flapping in the breeze?"

Guitarist: "Know it? Hell, I WROTE it!"

('last lines to joke day' is today. Celebrate it with somebody you love!)

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "If I keep practicing, maybe some day I can be as good as that Aaron Clapner dude. People call me 'Slowhand' now, but for different reasons."

Jocelyn Elders sees nothing wrong with that caption.

Kaptain Krude said...

Silhouette said...

Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.


Very good! Damn you!

dub said...

Johnny finds a way to kill some time while waiting to get his ass glittered.