1. "Does this bus go to Folsom Street?"
2. Another hopeful auditions for Boston's hottest boy band: "Barney Frank and the Teabags."
3. "Hey, you! Your pasty white a$ better not be getting glitter all over my clean bus seats!"
4. Get on the Bus, an Ang Lee joint.
5. "I keep feeling like there's something I forgot to do this morning."
6. Very Brady Insider ORA: Frank IBC takes up the gee-tar.
Best of Army of Dad
Guitar cat not happy with new owner.
Best of Tim
OFuturamaRA: Fry's mobile apartment had great acoustics.
Best of Adjustah
No, seriously - has ANYONE seen Wil Wheaton recently?
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Where's Bluto from Animal House when ya need him? Thought several passengers on the 7:25 uptown Metrolink.
Best of Silhouette
"Uh, Mr. Miyagi? How will this make me better at karate? And why do you have that video camera?"
Best of dadoctah
Just be glad it's not an accordion.
Best of Matt the K
This guy REALLY should have called free_credit_report_dot_com!
Best of Uhcuk the Tuchuck
Laughin' on the bus, playing games with the faces...
She said the naked guy with the guitar was a freak.
I said be careful if he moves it we'll sure get an eyefull.
--Lesser known lyrics from Simon and Garfunkel.
Best of Silhouette
Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.
Best of dub
Johnny finds a way to kill some time while waiting to get his ass glittered.
34 comments:
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Billy figured that if the Naked Cowboy could be a fixture in New York, then so could the Naked Samurai.
Thanks to his dad, Sandy Berger Jr. has to to dress down everywhere he goes.
"I don't take off my headband for anything or anyone!"
NAMBLA band audition.
Sadly, once Billy moved his guitar the ladies could finally see what his handicap was.
Guitar cat not happy with new owner.
"I gave my dub a cherry that had no stone"
While Chicago Transit Authority went on to become Chicago and sell millions of albums, Enumclaw Transit Authority was, well, less successful.
Yet another gay folk singer misses the point of 'Tush' by ZZ Top entirely
WOW..that guy from Seinfeld has really lost some weight.
"Bzzzt... Central, this is bus 53. I'm going to need a full seat sterilization after this run, over."
Captcha: anglysit. Angry with a Japanese headband and accent.
The naked cowboy spawns again!!
*futurama quote* Fry's mobile apartment had great acoustics.
"And now a little tune I wrote to praise our Dear Leader for at least leaving me a headband and a guitar..."
No, seriously - has ANYONE seen Wil Wheaton recently?
Where's Bluto from Animal House when ya need him? Thought several passengers on the 7:25 uptown Metrolink.
"Uh, Mr. Miyagi? How will this make me better at karate? And why do you have that video camera?"
The Democrats' decision to define public nudists as a protected status group with the same rights as the handicapped had the usual unintended consequences.
Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.
Townsend never got tired of having neighborhood kids come over to try out their guitar chops in the studio.
Being in a band is awesome!!!
This reminds me of the time while touring for "Chris Plays Guitar" when we got red wine and donuts, got really drunk, the drummer got naked, I did too then threw up and passed out while the rhythm guitarist made hot sweet love to his girl for the night.... true story!
Mark Knoppler - The Early Years. He was so poor, he had to chose between buying clothes or buying a guitar. He chose wisely. Hey, why do you think he named the band "Dire Straits" anyway.
Just be glad it's not an accordion.
This guy REALLY should have called free_credit_report_dot_com!
♪Smelly cat, smelly cat - it's not your fault...♪
♪Don't you just want my salty, chocolate balls...♪
Billy really DID have a handicap - choosing the wrong music.
A tin-eared, tin horn. Well I'll be!
Although Derek was always told it was "a costume party," he never seemed to catch on to the joke.
Laughin' on the bus, playing games with the faces...
She said the naked guy with the guitar was a freak.
I said be careful if he moves it we'll sure get an eyefull.
--Lesser known lyrics from Simon and Garfunkel.
Barney Frank was NOT impressed; he much preferred flutes.
Guy out of pic: "Hey, do you know your tallywhacker is hanging out and flapping in the breeze?"
Guitarist: "Know it? Hell, I WROTE it!"
('last lines to joke day' is today. Celebrate it with somebody you love!)
ORA: "If I keep practicing, maybe some day I can be as good as that Aaron Clapner dude. People call me 'Slowhand' now, but for different reasons."
Jocelyn Elders sees nothing wrong with that caption.
Silhouette said...
Technically, Sir, I don't think being tone deaf counts as a handicap.
Very good! Damn you!
Johnny finds a way to kill some time while waiting to get his ass glittered.
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