Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Who Needs Eye Bleach?


1. Why does this thong have old man smell?

2. Billy thought "Come out of the closet" was a literal expression.

3. Ever since kindergarten sex ed, Billy had been careful to floss after every rim job.

4. "It's official. This is the only remaining article of clothing I am not too sexy for."

5. Hooters caves into discrimination suits brought by the Obama administration and changes its name to 'Hooters 'n Baskets.'

Best of metalgarth
There's a very good reason why some episodes of Malcom in the Middle were never aired

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and the closet door is WIDE open. Nothing hiding in there.

Best of Army of Mom
Mom was a bit concerned when I told her I wanted to be Tinkerbell for Halloween. Then, she saw the costume.

Best of mpur
Bruce gets ready to head down to the Navy recruiter's office.

Best of Submariner
They're always after me lucky charms...

Best of GregMan
Sign at top of mirror: "Warning, objects in this mirror are a whole lot smaller than you would like them to be."

Best of Tim
Wrestling singlets have changed a lot since the new coach started

Best of Oiao
"I teabaged Borrat, and all I got was this stinkin green stringy."

Best of Seoulman (R)
it was decided that "Casual Friday" needed some explanation.

Best of jj
I can't believe nobody has already said it....Does this outfit make my butt look...ah hell I won't say it either.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Gawd, why did I buy something that goes with absolutely NOTHING in my closet?

59 comments:

metalgarth said...

There's a good reason why some episodes of Malcom in the Middle were never aired

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"Yo; is dis good for skiing?"

Army of Dad said...

I bet if you wear this skiing you will get all the chicks!

Army of Dad said...

Welcome to gay @ss Tuesdays.

Army of Dad said...

Justin wondered how fairies got their wings. Congressman Frank said he would teach him.

Army of Dad said...

"What are you looking at? President BO and Plugs asked me to come to Camp David with them, I think they deserve a special treat."

Mr. Hankey said...

Braney has a lot of friends on My Space.

Mr. Hankey said...

A closet full of clothes - and of course the first thing he pulls out everyday...what's a mother to do?

Mr. Hankey said...

...and the closet door is WIDE open. Nothing hiding in there.

Jack Reacher said...

WTF?
Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

Matt the K said...

Kill it, Kill it, for the love of God kill it. I prefer old-skool Speedos.

The Watcher said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

Or at least put that thing on a hot chick.

Army of Mom said...

Mom was a bit concerned when I told her I wanted to be Tinkerbell for Halloween. Then, she saw the costume.

Army of Mom said...

Ok, guys. Send Justin to my house. I'll straighten him out.

In more ways than one.

Army of Mom said...

Richard Simmons sends you his thanks.

Army of Mom said...

I know how to make this picture so much better. Let's take that green thing off ... oh yes. SOOOOOOO much better.

Wait, did I type that outloud?

Army of Mom said...

A young Kasey Kahne gears up for St. Patrick's Day in Enumclaw.

WV: mones - yes, he would be if he wore that to visit me.

mpur said...

Bruce gets ready to head down to the Navy recruiter's office.


(Can anyone make out what the sticker on the mirror says?)

Submariner said...

C'mon, monors; that's really cute - looks kinda like a pen!s only smaller...

Submariner said...

Hillary shrugged; "I've got bigger..."

Submariner said...

They're always after me lucky charms...

GregMan said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

GregMan said...

After the U.S. economy was destroyed by Chairman Hussein, this was all the clothing Lance could afford.

Strangely, he didn't mind.

GregMan said...

Sign at top of mirror: "Warning, objects in this mirror are a whole lot smaller than you would like them to be."

GregMan said...

The Congressional pages assigned specifically to Barney Franks' office wore a very, um, distinctive uniform.

Shambhala said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the Love of God Kill it!



WV: pronti ... as in NOW (I didnt make that up)

Tim said...

Choosing the proper outfit for Testicle Tuesday is always a tricky proposition

dadoctah said...

(Can anyone make out what the sticker on the mirror says?)

"I've got a small WILLY!"

(Unfortunately, to read that I had to click on the pic to enlarge it. You'll be getting my bill in the mail.)

Tim said...

Laugh now but this is what everyone wears when they fly in 2020

Tim said...

Wrestling singlets have changed a lot since the new coach started

metalgarth said...

The Captian Underpants movie was directed by Ang Lee... DUH!

Jack Bauer said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the Love of God Kill it!

Just Kill it!! said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God Kill it!

RonF said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God, KILL IT!

Oiao said...

"I teabaged Borrat, and all I got was this stinkin green stringy."

Seoulman (R) said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God, KILL IT!

Seoulman (R) said...

San Francisco designer Ivan Wang had hoped his overalls meets thong would be a success, alas...

Seoulman (R) said...

who would have guessed it would be so roomy in the front.

Seoulman (R) said...

it was decided that "Casual Friday" needed some explanation.

John.....just John said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the Love of God Kill it!

Double the U said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the Love of God Kill it! x8

I hate gay Tuesdays

Pendark said...

Arkansas High Schools present their case against the adoption of the don't ask don't tell policy for wrestling teams.

jj said...

I can't believe nobody has already said it....Does this outfit make my butt look...ah hell I won't say it either.

Submariner said...

...and to absolutely NO one's surprise, Mom has this outfit.

Andrew Sullivan said...

Bring it back, Bring it back, for the love of God, Bring it Back!

Tim said...

Bring it back!!!

duke of red said...

Bring it back! (I didn't get to see it. Dammit.) You can't scar scar tissue... I have goatse as my screensaver, so BRING IT BACK!

sixdegreestehblonde said...

Drat-- I missed it, too.
Mo schnoozed and losed!

V the K said...

Two more calls of "Bring it back," and I'll bring it back. Army of Mom, calling for it twice won't count.

Submariner said...

V - I don't really care, but think that those who posted a cap and also added a "Kill it! Kill it!" should only count for the "Bring it back" crowd - something about having cake and eating it comes to mind.

For what it's worth, you posted considerably worse in the past. All of us in the Cap This Irregulars Brigade have too much eye bleach scarring to mind as much as some would like you to believe...

sonicfrog said...

BRING IT BACK.... BITCH!!!!!! :-)

(I'm a glutton for punishment)

mpur said...

Bring it back. Otherwise, the terrorists win.

V the K said...

I guess we have an early frontrunner for "Pic of the Year."

steve o said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

I'm just not that much in touch with my gay side...

Matt the K said...

Okay FINE. Are you happy now? Do you see what you've done? Do you see what you've DONE?!?!?!

sonicfrog said...

Disney's latest teen heartthrob is having a bit of a hard time keep the "Disney" image intact.

sonicfrog said...

OK, it may look weird, but this swim suit has helped Kurt come close to breaking two of Michael Phelp's records.

sonicfrog said...

OMG! V, you were right to pull that picture. That colour looks HORRIBLE on him!

Ver Word: Perpla

Julie the Jarhead said...

Gawd, why did I buy something that goes with absolutely NOTHING in my closet?

(Keep it!)