Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Who Needs Eye Bleach?
1. Why does this thong have old man smell?
2. Billy thought "Come out of the closet" was a literal expression.
3. Ever since kindergarten sex ed, Billy had been careful to floss after every rim job.
4. "It's official. This is the only remaining article of clothing I am not too sexy for."
5. Hooters caves into discrimination suits brought by the Obama administration and changes its name to 'Hooters 'n Baskets.'
Best of metalgarth
There's a very good reason why some episodes of Malcom in the Middle were never aired
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and the closet door is WIDE open. Nothing hiding in there.
Best of Army of Mom
Mom was a bit concerned when I told her I wanted to be Tinkerbell for Halloween. Then, she saw the costume.
Best of mpur
Bruce gets ready to head down to the Navy recruiter's office.
Best of Submariner
They're always after me lucky charms...
Best of GregMan
Sign at top of mirror: "Warning, objects in this mirror are a whole lot smaller than you would like them to be."
Best of Tim
Wrestling singlets have changed a lot since the new coach started
Best of Oiao
"I teabaged Borrat, and all I got was this stinkin green stringy."
Best of Seoulman (R)
it was decided that "Casual Friday" needed some explanation.
Best of jj
I can't believe nobody has already said it....Does this outfit make my butt look...ah hell I won't say it either.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Gawd, why did I buy something that goes with absolutely NOTHING in my closet?