Friday, March 27, 2009

Where The Wild Things Are

Brender

1. Another Obama relative comes out of the woodwork.

2. After all the Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn! captions, this guy was bound to turn up.

3. M'chel Obama finally finds an outfit that doesn't make her look like The Predator.

4. Metalgarth was saddened by the number of hairbands that died to make those outfits. I think I see bit of Vince Neil on the guy on the right.

5. "Namaste!" The Dharma Initiative welcomes George Clinton to the island.




Wicked Very Brady Super-Terrific Best of Silhouette
"Come ashore. The virgin Connie Swale is here."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Pictures arising from Obama's own swift boat experiences were never published.

Best of Submariner
It's a police boat - everybody act normal.

Best of metalgarth
Global Warming from Rebel X-Wing SUV's turned the planet Hoth into Waterworld as shown by the native Wampas riding in canoes

Best of Army of Dad
Olympic rowing advice: Let the wookies win.

Best of jj
Sean Penn prepares for the next Katrina.

Best of mklasing
2012: The last conservative is shot by the Obama Police Boat patrol attempting to hide his identity as "Goat Man."

Best of The Man
The vice squad of the Emnuclaw PD makes another undercover bust.

Best of mpur
Yeah, well, some of us knew that ACORN "helping" with the census was going to be a problem.

38 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

The Whitewater pictures that started a scandal.

Mr. Hankey said...

Pictures arising from Obama's own swift boat experiences were never published.

Submariner said...

Obamalama's other brother turned out to be a really horny ba$tard...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

It's a police boat - everybody act normal.

Silhouette said...

When the press isn't watching, members of PETA like to cut loose.

Silhouette said...

"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Ooo eee ooo what?"

dadoctah said...

Cover version of "In the Navy", by the Village Lycanthropeople.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

National Geographic's, APRIL 1, 2009 cover story:
The US Coast Guard's tough "sink on sight" interdiction policy off Miami forced Haitian illegals to try a new tactic. Disguised as goats, families now land in Key West mangrove swamps where they are outcompeting indigenous species.

WordVerify: ametin- that unproductive get-together the boss holds just to put you further behind schedule

metalgarth said...

Global Warming from Rebel X-Wing SUV's turned the planet Hoth into Waterworld as shown by the native Wampas riding in canoes

metalgarth said...

"I think I see bit of Vince Neil on the guy on the right"

Let's see if he forgets half the lyrics to 'Shout at the Devil' for proof

Silhouette said...

"Come ashore. The virgin Connie Swale is here."

Nose said...

Wow, Silhouette beat me to it...

Hey there copper,
Mr. Crime Stopper,
what's wrong with what we’re doing?

We just like to dance
in our goatskin pants
around this ancient ruin.

Army of Dad said...

Olympic rowing advice: Let the wookies win.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: "Don't forget your goat leggings!"

jj said...

Sean Penn prepares for the next Katrina.

Army of Dad said...

Unable to get real goats, some muslim men use surrogates to relieve their sexual tensions.

Army of Dad said...

Robert Byrd stoppped wearing robes, but still feels out of place when not in some kind of white covering.

Army of Dad said...

"'ooray goat piss!"

wv: quieriat, the name of the hotel these guys are staying at.

mklasing said...

2012: The last conservative is shot by the Obama Police Boat patrol attempting to hide his identity as "Goat Man."

Dactyl said...

I'm sure you and your Russian mail order bride will be, um, very happy together?

mega said...

"Welcome to America. No need to sign in. You may vote up to fifty times once you register with ACORN. And yes, we do offer in-state tuition rates."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I say there, old chap, have you got any Grey Poupon? There's a good fellow!"

dadoctah said...

From the day Walt died, the Jungle Cruise has been undergoing more or less continuous change.

Rodney Dill said...

Subby, your Enumclaw Prom date is here.

The Man said...

The vice squad of the Emnuclaw PD makes another undercover bust.

The Man said...

In another embarrassing translation mishap, the Obama team translated the warning and announced that North Korea's new goat could row to Seattle.

Oiao said...

Last know photo; taken just before Rhamadan.

Pendark said...

Amidst rumors of a Republican backlash, the Obama administration takes stronger measures to shore up their power base.

Kaptain Krude said...

"The Germans are coming, the Germans are coming!" The rare photo documents how HuffPo discovered V the K's caption blog.

mpur said...

Yeah, well, some of us knew that ACORN "helping" with the census was going to be a problem.

Submariner said...

So Secretary Clinton decided to begin with Africa, eh?

Submariner said...

Helen Thomas arrives in the capitol by boat...

Submariner said...

♪ So ferry, crossed the Congo...♪

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; jist a Louieville fan livin' up to his bet with a Spartan. Please ta be movin' along now...

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama's family witch doctor arrives in DC to help fix the economy.

mega said...

"I is arrived," Hltuth said, haltingly. Ironically, to his welcomers off New York Harbor, it sounded like perfect English.

mega said...

Another Obama cousin turned up on Tuesday, apparently never having been outside the land of San Francisco.