Army of Mom
1. M'Chel Obama tried on this outfit and was immediately mistaken for an Ent.
2. Grimmis had a secret jones for Asian whores.
3. The ATHF's most feared villainess: Salad Bar.
4. Because Earth in 150,000 BC had no usable cotton, wool, or flax, Athena had to make do. Helo thought she looked ridiculous.
5. The creations of Sid and Marty Kroft were hunted almost to extinction to make this dress.
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Next time use Industrial-strength Lysol for those pesky Yoko Ono spores.
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"I don't know! What do you get when you cross a Thai hooker with a dishwashing spongue?"
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Tough times, for David Bowie's "China Girl".
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Chiung Yi got her superpowers when she was bitten by a radioactive artichoke.
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Hey, sometimes you gotta artichoke a bitch.
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...made of 100% recycled condoms
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Contraception sponge? You're wearing it.
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After her blog failed, Amanda found new ways to repulse conservatives.
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Obamalama picked Richard SImmons, lifelong friend and diet guru to head the US Army. The change to a vegetarian camouflage uniform was inevitable.