1. M'Chel Obama tried on this outfit and was immediately mistaken for an Ent.
2. Grimmis had a secret jones for Asian whores.
3. The ATHF's most feared villainess: Salad Bar.
4. Because Earth in 150,000 BC had no usable cotton, wool, or flax, Athena had to make do. Helo thought she looked ridiculous.
5. The creations of Sid and Marty Kroft were hunted almost to extinction to make this dress.
Best of Matt the K
Next time use Industrial-strength Lysol for those pesky Yoko Ono spores.
Best of metalgarth
"I don't know! What do you get when you cross a Thai hooker with a dishwashing spongue?"
Best of Maogwai
Tough times, for David Bowie's "China Girl".
Best of dadoctah
Chiung Yi got her superpowers when she was bitten by a radioactive artichoke.
Best of dub
Hey, sometimes you gotta artichoke a bitch.
Best of Rodney Dill
...made of 100% recycled condoms
Best of Army of Mom
Contraception sponge? You're wearing it.
Best of Army of Dad
Phlegm fabu!
Best of jj
After her blog failed, Amanda found new ways to repulse conservatives.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama picked Richard SImmons, lifelong friend and diet guru to head the US Army. The change to a vegetarian camouflage uniform was inevitable.
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Next time use Industrial-strength Lysol for those pesky Yoko Ono spores.
This thing would make Karen Carpenter look fat.
(There -- I made a Karen Carpenter joke. But I still love her.)
wv: tiant -- Louie! Louie!
You look like a million bucks!
Green and wrinkly.
odds are 10 to 1 that she has a 'coexist' bumper sticker on her car
"I don't know! What do you get when you cross a Thai hooker with a dishwashing spongue?"
Tough times, for David Bowie's "China Girl".
England should not have turned Hong Kong over to the Reds.
Chiung Yi got her superpowers when she was bitten by a radioactive artichoke.
Needless to say, "SpongeBob Squarepants: The Musical" totally sucks.
I can haz flat squeaky toy
Hey, sometimes you gotta artichoke a bitch.
What a rip off! I saw the same design created by the homeless guy who lives downtown years ago.
That outfit is ridiculous. I mean really now...purple tights?
Don't laugh, can your dress stick to any surface?
How nature says "She will hurt you long before tomorrows painful urination".
Fashion designer thought: You know, women always complain dresses have no pockets, what if we made the dress into a pocket?
Obama's next move included reducing methane emissions into the air by storing human gas.
Willie Wongka hit the wrong button and turned her into a giant durian.
It's a livin loufa.
Al Gore was just certain that his new line would renew the lost interest in global warming.
God only know whose pleasure this is ribbed for...
Grimace's mail-order bride.
The fashion industry was amused at the First Lady(?)'s coronation dress, and decided to see just how much further they could take the joke.
After the Fed printed another $40 trillion, many citizens reverted to wearing their wealth in seashells.
Combine Noh and Anime !?! Well this is Japan, after all ...
wv: reneu - What didn't happen in Logan's Run.
Woman are fine,
sheep divine,
but hedgehogs are numero uno.
With plenty of room for carrying offspring. Hedgehogette prepares to give Platypussy a run for the money.
...made of 100% recycled condoms
Thursdays weren't what they used to be after VtheK went "green".
What a coincidence, I have that vegetable!
The Jolly Green Giant's "youthful indescretion" came back to haunt him when he heard the fateful word, "Daddy!"
That reminds me, I have been pining for some oriental food.
Yet another flakey chick.
wv: fatessub
Subby, Fate has deemed her to be your prom date.
'Ow to speak Australian: sushi.
No, really stop laughing Geoffrey. I have got to pee. How do I get this thing off to pee?
Contraception sponge? You're wearing it.
She's a specialist in green-teabagging.
Why you want to know? You play harmonica?
What is really scary is what's underneath. She asked for a cap to cover her hair while she bathed. This is what the concierge gave her.
You should really see a dermatologist about that scaly skin, hon.
Phlegm fabu!
Like a pine cone cowboy...
(The Japanese love karaoke, but karaoke doesn't always love them back)
Algae seeing in the old familiar places
Sprout, Spout let it all out, these are things I am talking about.
It ain't easy being green.
Spiny Shrew.
Don't worry Koko, one day you will find that special piece of velcro and you will be with him forever.
The very innovative PMS warning dress was a huge hit.
just one "...From the Valley of the Jolly Ho Ho HO..." and Don Imus was once again in trouble again.
After her blog failed, Amanda found new ways to repulse conservatives.
Aja was best for her part as a spore of pollen in the school play, "March Winds bring April Sneezes".
The bride of Sigmund the Sea Monster.
The Veggie Tales live action play just didn't translate well.
"The Attack Of The Horny Scrubbing Bubbles" was a crap-tastick effort, even by Ed Woods' standards...
Hsu figured if she ignored the psoriasis outbreak, maybe everyone else would too.
Michelle O's first choice of outfit for the Non-State of the Union speech was rejected for insufficient butt space.
Kleagle Byrd enjoyed a good fashion show now and then.
REALLY GOING GREEN
API Wash DC - By executive order, Obamalama proclaims National Wear-a-Chlorophyl-Shirt-to-Work Friday's. Each shirt should soak up the solar equivalent of 1 hearing aid battery. Worn once before recycling, they cost $4500, incl. the new Pelosi Debt tax. In unrelated news, unemployment figures suddenly shoot through roof.
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Obamalama picked Richard SImmons, lifelong friend and diet guru to head the US Army. The change to a vegetarian camouflage uniform was inevitable.
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Hair, not just "Down Under"
The Australian Surgeon General confirms rumors that the expanding hole in the ozone is causing full-time residents to evolve into brussel sprouts.
Even after adding "ribbing for maximum pleasure," full-body condoms never quite caught on.
Army of Mom on laundry day.
Dub's dream girl? Only the gardener knows...
(wv: didye. Well, didye?)
"I'm very efficient at retaining water!"
"I'm not surprised!"
Eliot Spitzer's Christmas tree.
Dress, hat and purse, all in one.
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