Monday, March 30, 2009

Too Obvious?

Brender
1. THIS NOT BUCKIT! THIS HOOMAN!

2. "Great, now toss me the dipping sauce."

3. Robert Reich's visit to Japan was one humiliation on top of another.

4. "Mr. Takeshima? I'm Chris Hansen... why don't you sit down right here?"

5. In Tokyo, this week, JaMBLA kicked off its annual convention.

Best of Army of Dad
Even with subtitles, Japanese game shows are impossible to understand.

Best of Army of Dad
The Super Adventure Club gets a new member.

Best of jj
O's tax collectors training camp.

Best of Mr Hankey
They really need a Chuck E Cheese in Japan.

Best of steve o
THIS you get for taunting happy fun Sumo!

Best of Oiao
"Hi Dozo! That the cleanest smelling ass I smell all day! Hi!"

Best of Submariner
Tragically, it was only later tha Tanaki found out the "Pile driver" he had seen on WWF was a theatrically staged entertainment and not a real wrasslin' move.

Best of dadoctah
"Prease, Gojira! Accept this sacrifice and reave our virrage arone!"

32 comments:

Army of Dad said...

NO, dwarf roll is new kind of sushi, not sumo move. Put the midget down now!

Army of Dad said...

Sully's love of large men in g-strings started with a trip to Japan while he was still a boy.

Army of Dad said...

More Japanese karoake: "You spin round baby, rike a record prayer round rounr..."

Army of Dad said...

This is what happens when you say "I don't know" and kid shows in Japan.

Army of Dad said...

The Metaphore Council presents: Japanese attitudes toward Asia 1910-1945.

Army of Dad said...

Nothing to see here folks, just a bank trying get their money from a real estaste speculator late on payments after his ARM adjusted.

Army of Dad said...

Even with subtitles, Japanese game shows are impossible to understand.

Army of Dad said...

The Super Adventure Club gets a new member.

jj said...

O's tax collectors training camp.

Matt the K said...

Due to budget constraints, the Japanase Space Agency is using alternative methods to simulate weightlessness.

dadoctah said...

Ten posts in and still not one George Takei reference?

Army of Dad said...

Sumo ventriloquist.

Mr Hankey said...

They really need a Chuck E Cheese in Japan.

Anonymous said...

Give up your last ten cents of change, American taxpayer!

mega said...

Give up your last ten cents of change, American taxpayer!

Whacko said...

"Get in my belly!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Future sumos are first checked for proper diaper fitting

steve o said...

Tomosan, don't play with your food.

steve o said...

THIS you get for taunting happy fun Sumo!

steve o said...

"Oh yeah? Who fat NOW gaizan?"

Oiao said...

"Hi Dozo! That the cleanest smelling ass I smell all day! Hi!"

Rodney Dill said...

Fring OK! Fring OK! Just no Fratten!

Rodney Dill said...

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Totoro.

(WV: Dwork)

metalgarth said...

The exact momement were 'Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' jumped the shark

Submariner said...

Little known Sumo fact:
Most start their day with a turn over.

Submariner said...

I thought they had outlawed Dwarf Tossing in Japanese bars?

Submariner said...

Tragically, it was only later tha Tanaki found out the "Pile driver" he had seen on WWF was a theatrically staged entertainment and not a real wrasslin' move.

Seoulman (R) said...

I can haz jeans burger

Seoulman (R) said...

I am not understand. He has much clothes but is tiny. I am have big size and get diaper.

Pendark said...

The Japanese delegation should have filled the G-8 in on the particulars of the "Turning the economy around" presentation.

dadoctah said...

"Prease, Gojira! Accept this sacrifice and reave our virrage arone!"

Submariner said...

I'm not sure if it's "a turning point" or "the tipping point" but Sumo has obviously reached it.