Friday, March 27, 2009

Smokers on the Roof

Brender 1. The Marlboro Man doesn't translate well into all cultures.

2. Barney Frank's Caption: "Mmm, Smoked Kosher Sausage."

3. "Given Obama's policy on Iranian nukes, do you think we're going to live long enough to get cancer? Bug off!"

4. Chaim Witz Hebrew School presents "Death of a Salesman."

5. "Dudes, I just can't wait to grow up and control the banks and the media."

Wicked Best of Matt the Kosher
Smoke Jewport. "Meh, So-so With Pleasure!"

Wicked Best of Jay Guevara
"Might as well light up. Or are you worried about blowing your athletic career?"

Best of metalgarth
The wrong caption for the picture is "Smoking in the Goys Room"

Best of Julie the Jarhead
"When I asked you for some butt, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Schindler's Conformist

Best of Submariner
After Golda? I'm gonna need two...

Best of Army of Dad
Oy! you are gettgng smaltz all over mine.

Best of mpur
"If I were a rich man, I could afford the exorbitant and oppressive taxes levied on legal tobacco sales..."

Best of dadoctah
(Appropriate only because it's Friday): "Quick, light me before the sun sets!"

37 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

That's just not kosher.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Madoff scandal is putting all sorts of people back to work.

Matt the Kosher said...

Smoke Jewport. "Meh, So-so With Pleasure!"

The Man said...

Oy, I didn't inhale

Army of Dad said...

See even Hasidic Jews have the same reaction to Thursdays on Cap This!

metalgarth said...

The wrong caption for the picture is "Smoking in the Goys Room"

Julie the Jarhead said...

"When I asked you for some butt, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Double the U said...

Kosher brand cigarettes, smooth enough for a child.

Jay Guevara said...

"Might as well light up. Or are you worried about blowing your athletic career?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey! Watch out for the elders of Zion! They might catch us violating their anti-smoking protocols here!"

Jay Guevara said...

"I just checked my investments, and, yeah, you're right: this is the wrong week to quit smoking."

Jay Guevara said...

"So how do you think the schwartze's doing?"

"Oy, maybe we should've picked someone else."

Silhouette said...

Children smoking is highly unorthodox.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Dreadlock Rasta in New York still smoke two joints.

Mr. Hankey said...

Schindler's Conformist

Submariner said...

After the latest Intifada is put down, hardened Israeli defenders relax over a smoke...
"Tough one, eh, Moshe?"
"Yeah; I thought twice about calling in High School back-up..."

Submariner said...

"I'm Moshe; this is my brother Elijah and this here's my other brother Elijah..."

Submariner said...

After Golda? I'm gonna need two...

Submariner said...

So Abram, is it true what they say about the length of your sect's peyos?

metalgarth said...

ORA:

Many years later, one Bart Simpson yelled at them ZZ Top! You guys rock!

metalgarth said...

Chaim Witz Hebrew School presents "Death of a Salesman."

admission price $75.00 but also includes one Todd McFarlane designed action figure of your choice

Army of Dad said...

Oy! you are gettgng smaltz all over mine.

Army of Dad said...

Those American muslims sure are nice, buying smokes for us and everything!

Army of Dad said...

Wait till you try this stuff I just got from Mexico. They say it is so good it will curl your hair!

wv: butsmsho
more evidence the wv is no longer random!

Army of Dad said...

Chainsmoking in a funny hat, are you kids trying to become bookies when you get older?

Army of Dad said...

We welcome our new dear leader and try to emulate him by smoking, just like the Mess-I-uh!

mpur said...

"If I were a rich man, I could afford the exorbitant and oppressive taxes levied on legal tobacco sales..."


OR


Wow, Hasidic Jews have the best Bar Mitzvas!

Double the U said...

We got the Hascigettes, who brought the HeBrew?
http://beer.about.com/od/commercialbeers/gr/MessiahBold.htm

Kaptain Krude said...

You'd think that Jews would stay away from smoking and ashes.

/1 ticket, window seat. Man, this handbasket is small!

dadoctah said...

(Appropriate only because it's Friday): "Quick, light me before the sun sets!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The mother of youtube viral videos- a subliminal tobacco advertising scheme:
"Our unbiased scientists inhale have found evidence exhale that tar & nicotine inhale exhibit fountain of youth properties exhale inside lungs of lab rats AND these 75-year old volunteers! inhale Turn back the clock, exhale buy a pack today and relax be young again!"
ignore this disclaimer Message not approved by the FDA or Surgeon Generals of 53 countries... but, seriously, what do they know?

-OR-


Enjoying a breath of fresh air during a 2000 year war.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hot Piss" "Wanker"

Submariner said...

Somethin' tells me they don't really get the point of "Lechaim" in Fiddler...

Submariner said...

When did the State Dept. allow Ms. Letourneau to emigrate to the West Bank?

Submariner said...

The funny thing is that they're Newports...

Submariner said...

SMOKED SAMMUN: UR DOIN IT RONG

mega said...

Children of the Neturei Karta were taught to kill themselves in any way possible.