Brender 1. The Marlboro Man doesn't translate well into all cultures.
2. Barney Frank's Caption: "Mmm, Smoked Kosher Sausage."
3. "Given Obama's policy on Iranian nukes, do you think we're going to live long enough to get cancer? Bug off!"
4. Chaim Witz Hebrew School presents "Death of a Salesman."
5. "Dudes, I just can't wait to grow up and control the banks and the media."
Wicked Best of Matt the Kosher
Smoke Jewport. "Meh, So-so With Pleasure!"
Wicked Best of Jay Guevara
"Might as well light up. Or are you worried about blowing your athletic career?"
Best of metalgarth
The wrong caption for the picture is "Smoking in the Goys Room"
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"When I asked you for some butt, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Best of Submariner
After Golda? I'm gonna need two...
Best of Army of Dad
Oy! you are gettgng smaltz all over mine.
Best of mpur
"If I were a rich man, I could afford the exorbitant and oppressive taxes levied on legal tobacco sales..."
Best of dadoctah
(Appropriate only because it's Friday): "Quick, light me before the sun sets!"