1. The Marlboro Man doesn't translate well into all cultures.2. Barney Frank's Caption: "Mmm, Smoked Kosher Sausage."
3. "Given Obama's policy on Iranian nukes, do you think we're going to live long enough to get cancer? Bug off!"
4. Chaim Witz Hebrew School presents "Death of a Salesman."
5. "Dudes, I just can't wait to grow up and control the banks and the media."
Wicked Best of Matt the Kosher
Smoke Jewport. "Meh, So-so With Pleasure!"
Wicked Best of Jay Guevara
"Might as well light up. Or are you worried about blowing your athletic career?"
Best of metalgarth
The wrong caption for the picture is "Smoking in the Goys Room"
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"When I asked you for some butt, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Schindler's Conformist
Best of Submariner
After Golda? I'm gonna need two...
Best of Army of Dad
Oy! you are gettgng smaltz all over mine.
Best of mpur
"If I were a rich man, I could afford the exorbitant and oppressive taxes levied on legal tobacco sales..."
Best of dadoctah
(Appropriate only because it's Friday): "Quick, light me before the sun sets!"
37 comments:
That's just not kosher.
The Madoff scandal is putting all sorts of people back to work.
Smoke Jewport. "Meh, So-so With Pleasure!"
Oy, I didn't inhale
See even Hasidic Jews have the same reaction to Thursdays on Cap This!
The wrong caption for the picture is "Smoking in the Goys Room"
"When I asked you for some butt, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Kosher brand cigarettes, smooth enough for a child.
"Might as well light up. Or are you worried about blowing your athletic career?"
"Hey! Watch out for the elders of Zion! They might catch us violating their anti-smoking protocols here!"
"I just checked my investments, and, yeah, you're right: this is the wrong week to quit smoking."
"So how do you think the schwartze's doing?"
"Oy, maybe we should've picked someone else."
Children smoking is highly unorthodox.
Dreadlock Rasta in New York still smoke two joints.
Schindler's Conformist
After the latest Intifada is put down, hardened Israeli defenders relax over a smoke...
"Tough one, eh, Moshe?"
"Yeah; I thought twice about calling in High School back-up..."
"I'm Moshe; this is my brother Elijah and this here's my other brother Elijah..."
After Golda? I'm gonna need two...
So Abram, is it true what they say about the length of your sect's peyos?
ORA:
Many years later, one Bart Simpson yelled at them ZZ Top! You guys rock!
Chaim Witz Hebrew School presents "Death of a Salesman."
admission price $75.00 but also includes one Todd McFarlane designed action figure of your choice
Oy! you are gettgng smaltz all over mine.
Those American muslims sure are nice, buying smokes for us and everything!
Wait till you try this stuff I just got from Mexico. They say it is so good it will curl your hair!
wv: butsmsho
more evidence the wv is no longer random!
Chainsmoking in a funny hat, are you kids trying to become bookies when you get older?
We welcome our new dear leader and try to emulate him by smoking, just like the Mess-I-uh!
"If I were a rich man, I could afford the exorbitant and oppressive taxes levied on legal tobacco sales..."
OR
Wow, Hasidic Jews have the best Bar Mitzvas!
We got the Hascigettes, who brought the HeBrew?
http://beer.about.com/od/commercialbeers/gr/MessiahBold.htm
You'd think that Jews would stay away from smoking and ashes.
/1 ticket, window seat. Man, this handbasket is small!
(Appropriate only because it's Friday): "Quick, light me before the sun sets!"
The mother of youtube viral videos- a subliminal tobacco advertising scheme:
"Our unbiased scientists inhale have found evidence exhale that tar & nicotine inhale exhibit fountain of youth properties exhale inside lungs of lab rats AND these 75-year old volunteers! inhale Turn back the clock, exhale buy a pack today and relax be young again!"
ignore this disclaimer Message not approved by the FDA or Surgeon Generals of 53 countries... but, seriously, what do they know?
-OR-
Enjoying a breath of fresh air during a 2000 year war.
"Hot Piss" "Wanker"
Somethin' tells me they don't really get the point of "Lechaim" in Fiddler...
When did the State Dept. allow Ms. Letourneau to emigrate to the West Bank?
The funny thing is that they're Newports...
SMOKED SAMMUN: UR DOIN IT RONG
Children of the Neturei Karta were taught to kill themselves in any way possible.
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