Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Skier and the Banana Hammock

Brender
1. Barney Frank observes "St. Patrick's Day" in his customary fashion.

2. "No, I'm not making a statement about climate change. I'm just a pervert."

3. "Dad, give it up. Brent the ski instructor just isn't that into you."

4. It took some doing, but Frank managed to come up with a look that's the exact anti-thesis of "ghetto-fabulous."

5. Standard cap #557: "My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!"


Best of Army of Dad
Gay Ski Patrol never really caught on with regular network viewers and was soon pushed onto Logo.

Best of Army of Dad
He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie neon green monokini, that he skied in for the first time today.

Best of Army of Dad
"Last time I bet against a tax cheat being confirmed as the Treasury Secretary..."

Best of Adjustah
I see UAE, I see Dubai,
I see the hairy pouch of some doughy guy...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Northern Border Patrol units finally catch the oddest cocaine mule ever. Dubbed the "Borat Goober," he'd been skiing back and forth right under their noses for years.

26 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Once (frost)bitten, twice shy.

Army of Dad said...

I didn't know Mike was into skiing.

Army of Dad said...

Gay Ski Patrol never really caught on with regular network viewers and was soon pushed onto Logo.

Army of Dad said...

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie neon green monokini, that he skied in for the first time today.

Army of Dad said...

"Look babe, I only wax my skis!"

Army of Dad said...

"Last time I bet against a tax cheat being confirmed as the Treasury Secretary..."

Army of Dad said...

Mr. Greenjeans sure has changed!

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

And now here is our next contestant on 'Is it a Kennedy or a Bladwin'! Are you ready to give us your answer or do you need him to ski by you one more time?

Army of Dad said...

Well you have to wear something green on St. Patty's day or you might get pinched.

Army of Dad said...

AIG executives were forced to ski the gauntlet in order to keep their bonus money. Barney Frank had a last minute requirement...

Army of Dad said...

Looks like someone has a little extra swish in his slalom.

wv: suphill, nodumb @ass sking is down hill!

Matt the K said...

Uh, dude, your snowballs are showing.

Matt the K said...

Travel poster slogan:
Ski Kazakhstan. Is Very Nice.

The Man said...

The brown bears and other wildlife around Mt. Emnuclaw know trouble when they see it.

mklasing said...

The sequel, "Brokeback Ski Mountain" staring Randy Quaid was a straight to DVD bomb.

paul said...

And next week, we'll play golf in our tighty-whities.

Adriane said...

Orange ski boots on St. Patty's Day??? Dude...

Adjustah said...

I see UAE, I see Dubai,
I see the hairy pouch of some doughy guy...

Submariner said...

Other skier; "Franks and beans!"

Submariner said...

uhhhhh, on second thought, I'll wait for the St. Bernard to get here....

Submariner said...

"She'll be cummin' round the mountain, when she cums."
After seein' that? NOT likely.

Submariner said...

Barney was intrigued and wondered aloud if he might see the lad's "ski pole."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Northern Border Patrol units finally catch the oddest cocaine mule ever. Dubbed the "Borat Goober," he'd been skiing back and forth right under their noses for years.

Anonymous said...

Sir, one of your shamrocks is hanging out.

dub said...

dammit...that was not from Anonymous, that was frome, had I actually put my name in it. Doh.