Saturday, March 07, 2009

Prick Up Your Ears

Shorpy
1. Barney Frank's pages didn't understand why he didn't appreciate the gift. "What the heck is 'boo-dwar photography' anyway?'"

2. Sorry guys, you're a little late to the party on the "Boy Band" Craze.

3. "Billy-Bob, I'm almost sure a' enema t'ain't s'posed to go in yer ear."

4. "We shove this needle in, inject a neurocide kill off your higher cognitive functions, teach you to chant 'Hope and Change' and get ACORN register you to vote."

5. "Aw, c'mon, Billy, don't be selfish. Let us extract and consume your brain juice!"

Best of Jack Reacher
In an example of HopenChange Economics, the boys pooled their resources to buy a hood strut for a Chrysler 300, figuring it will be worth a fortune once Chrysler and its suppliers no longer exist.

Best of Army of Dad
My little plunger boy, a rump-pa-pum, damn he is dumb.

Best of Matt the K
And here we have a tintype photo of typical West Virginia children at the turn of the century. The 21st century, to be exact.

Best of Tim
Hogwart's rather simple beginings

Best of Silhouette
Three out of four urchins agree, closely cropped hair is the best lice preventative.

Best of Natalia
Young Barney Frank was pretty serious about holding on to his skin flute.

Best of dadoctah
"Let's try it again, and this time, MORE COWBELL!!!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
A Public Service Message from the office of Nancy Pelosi reminding you that these children were not necessary.

21 comments:

Robert said...

American children, circa 2010, learn to amuse themselves with simple things as a result of Dear Leader's grand plan.

VW: catioch - some sort of cat shrine?

Jack Reacher said...

In an example of HopenChange Economics, the boys pooled their resources to buy a hood strut for a Chrysler 300, figuring it will be worth a fortune once Chrysler and its suppliers no longer exist.

Army of Dad said...

"you really can hear the engine!"

Army of Dad said...

Ming sight telescope, mind sight not included. Send two Cracker boxtops and $10 shipping & handling now!

Army of Dad said...

These brave boys still manage a smile now and then at the Greater Idaho re-education camp.

c. 2011

Army of Dad said...

My little plunger boy, a rump-pa-pum, damn he is dumb.

Matt the K said...

And here we have a tintype photo of typical West Virginia children at the turn of the century. The 21st century, to be exact.

Tim said...

Hogwart's rather simple beginings

dadoctah said...

The pre-Donny bootleg collection by the Osmonds.

Silhouette said...

Three out of four urchins agree, closely cropped hair is the best lice preventative.

Silhouette said...

Hatfield Brothers Discount Landmines, ear piercing, and vasectomies.

sonicfrog said...

The origin of Zombies.

dub said...

Johnny, that's not what I meant when I asked you to blow me.

Natalia said...

Young Barney Frank was pretty serious about holding on to his skin flute.

dadoctah said...

"Let's try it again, and this time, MORE COWBELL!!!"

Army of Mom said...

Texas A&M Class of 2009 School of Medicine. Yep, they're Aggies alright.

Army of Mom said...

The Enumclaw citizen's police academy class of 2009 gets ready to patrol the streets of the upcoming festival.

Army of Mom said...

Yikes, have you seen the pics of the school's new hall monitors?

Army of Mom said...

Kid on far right is an early picture of Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer!

Watch the commercial after the political ad and you can giggle at the Texas Hammer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArFkuCrw-I

Mr. Hankey said...

A Public Service Message from the office of Nancy Pelosi reminding you that these children were not necessary.

Mr. Hankey said...

That'll leave an ear-mark...