1. "Hey, Barry! What are you doin' man? That's a little girl's mouth, not the American economy!"
2. "And what else did they teach you in J-School, Carol Ann?"
3. STIMULATED PACKAGE. I HAS IT!
4. Obama personally administers the standardized achievement test for his kindergarten sex ed courses.
5. "B1tch is gonna die," Sullivan muttered over and over in a jealous rage. "B1tch is gonna die."
Best of Matt the K
"I don't care if you do represent the Lollipop Guild! Suck it!!!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
so wait, so the waffle says to the arugula....
Best of Submariner
Ho-Ly-CRAP! Cousin Oliver done taught his boy good!
Best of Army of Dad
Well Suzy, if you don't want your mommy and daddy to be shipped to the FEMA camps you had better get with my program!
Best of Army of Dad
You pull the white girl in, you pull the white girl out, you do the Bailout Pokey and you laugh your commie @ss off...
Best of Capt. Queeg
DYN-O-MITE!
Best of dub
I CAN HAZ MOUTHFUL OF STIMULUS?
Best of prince of leaves
"It's *good* to be the Messiah!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"That was goooooood! Now bring me the next American taxpayer!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
What no one saw is the kid's t-shirt that read: "Your daughter taught me that thing you like..."
Best of RonF
I didn't know Harry Reid had a pony tail!
Best of steve o
Once again, let BUSH get a public bj from an underage middle-schooler, and the press would HOWL!
Best of Rodney Dill
Overall Obama was pleased with the improvement of the consistency, color, and bouquet of his stool... he just wished he'd been in the bathroom at the time.
47 comments:
Secret Service Guy: "Uh, sir, that's Cousin Itt's EAR."
"I don't care if you do represent the Lollipop Guild! Suck it!!!"
Ever seen a jackass bray, it looks just like this.
You lost all of your money, when I gave my last speech, man, that is sooo funny.
so wait, so the waffle says to the arugula....
Wait, you're a born-again pro-life, 2nd ammendment conservative voter?...That's so funny. You can't be serious.... Oh wait, Agent Johnson, get a name.
And this is the face I made when the unicorn went up me.
Leftard chidren; forced to do the jobs that first ladies just won't do.
Suck it to me...
Uh, yeah, Mr. President - that's my daughter; so can I have a bailout on my bills too?
v word - cooti - what the little girl's getting?
Photog though bubble; "This shot will be gold IF I can find any conservative papers he hasn't driven out of business yet..."
Ho-Ly-CRAP! Cousin Oliver done taught his boy good!
Well - he IS the head leader.
Yellow haired ho in the merry old land of Oz.
Well Suzy, if you don't want your mommy and daddy to be shipped to the FEMA camps you had better get with my program!
Another illegal immigrant doing a job regular Americans won't do.
So dis is where the da white girls be!
Just more BO pork stuffed down the throats of America, nothing (new) to see here folks.
No it's cool baby, I got protection. The MSM will never let this story out!
"Be healed!" BO, still not used the whole christian thing, gets it wrong again while off teleprompter.
Biden later tells everyone that the girl was doing her patriotic duty since she is too young to pay taxes.
You pull the white girl in, you pull the white girl out, you do the Bailout Pokey and you laugh your commie @ss off...
DYN-O-MITE!
Arrrgh!! White bitches are always using their teeth!
I CAN HAZ MOUTHFUL OF STIMULUS?
Typical right-wing chicanery, cropping this perfectly innocent pic of the Prez petting a prospective White House labradoodle.
Only thing missing is the "Iron my shirt bitch" sign in the background.
(Girl's thought bubble) "I guess it's not true what they say about black men..."
wv; quitrat. Yeah!
Old crone: I hope this offering pleases you, Dear Leader, and...oh, I see it does, it does.
Men Without Ties, a little-known 80s band, is enjoying a bit of a resurgence.
Just tell me before you "hope and change", ok?
One hard slap to the back of Hope's head and a "change" became necessary.
"Hello, Hillary?" Michelle said, the telephone shaking in her rage-trembling hands after looking at the photo. "Where did you say you bought that 'lock box' you use with Bill...?"
"It's *good* to be the Messiah!"
Within hours of the unfortunately-cropped photo hitting the wires, AP stringer Harry Gutierrez was found dead in his apartment, having shot himself three times in the back of the head in remorse for embarrassing The One.
"That was goooooood! Now bring me the next American taxpayer!"
What no one saw is the kid's t-shirt that read:
"Your daughter taught me that thing you like..."
"Lucky bastard..."
thought Barney Frank.
*my word verification is "malysta"
As in "can I malysta?"
wow, the prez is REALLY catering to NAMBLA
Methinks this be the real reason Obamalama's handlers urged him to "stop using his, ahem, blackberry." Looking for a silver lining, the DNC expressed hope that it will deflect pundits' criticism away from Geithner's incompetence.
WordVerify: mabol - the girl with bad sinus trouble says she danced around this at the Renaissance festival.
Staging a White House Photo Op... UR Doin it WRONG.
Repubs 1
Obamalama 0
WordVerify: cominst- Oh, you meant communist? Remember the good old days when our prez was just an inarticulate boob?
At least Clinton had the decency to do it in the privacy of the Oval Office.
I didn't know Harry Reid had a pony tail!
"Hey, kid, my eyes are up here."
Once again, let BUSH get a public bj from an underage middle-schooler, and the press would HOWL!
Overall Obama was pleased with the improvement of the consistency, color, and bouquet of his stool... he just wished he'd been in the bathroom at the time.
"I know feel the vacuum in my sack. Verrrry good!"
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