Monday, March 16, 2009

The President Is a Bad, Bad Man



1. "Hey, Barry! What are you doin' man? That's a little girl's mouth, not the American economy!"

2. "And what else did they teach you in J-School, Carol Ann?"

3. STIMULATED PACKAGE. I HAS IT!

4. Obama personally administers the standardized achievement test for his kindergarten sex ed courses.

5. "B1tch is gonna die," Sullivan muttered over and over in a jealous rage. "B1tch is gonna die."


Best of Matt the K
"I don't care if you do represent the Lollipop Guild! Suck it!!!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
so wait, so the waffle says to the arugula....

Best of Submariner
Ho-Ly-CRAP! Cousin Oliver done taught his boy good!

Best of Army of Dad
Well Suzy, if you don't want your mommy and daddy to be shipped to the FEMA camps you had better get with my program!

Best of Army of Dad
You pull the white girl in, you pull the white girl out, you do the Bailout Pokey and you laugh your commie @ss off...

Best of Capt. Queeg
DYN-O-MITE!

Best of dub
I CAN HAZ MOUTHFUL OF STIMULUS?

Best of prince of leaves
"It's *good* to be the Messiah!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"That was goooooood! Now bring me the next American taxpayer!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
What no one saw is the kid's t-shirt that read: "Your daughter taught me that thing you like..."

Best of RonF
I didn't know Harry Reid had a pony tail!

Best of steve o
Once again, let BUSH get a public bj from an underage middle-schooler, and the press would HOWL!

Best of Rodney Dill
Overall Obama was pleased with the improvement of the consistency, color, and bouquet of his stool... he just wished he'd been in the bathroom at the time.

47 comments:

Matt the K said...

Secret Service Guy: "Uh, sir, that's Cousin Itt's EAR."

Matt the K said...

"I don't care if you do represent the Lollipop Guild! Suck it!!!"

Seoulman (R) said...

Ever seen a jackass bray, it looks just like this.

Seoulman (R) said...

You lost all of your money, when I gave my last speech, man, that is sooo funny.

Seoulman (R) said...

so wait, so the waffle says to the arugula....

Seoulman (R) said...

Wait, you're a born-again pro-life, 2nd ammendment conservative voter?...That's so funny. You can't be serious.... Oh wait, Agent Johnson, get a name.

Seoulman (R) said...

And this is the face I made when the unicorn went up me.

Submariner said...

Leftard chidren; forced to do the jobs that first ladies just won't do.

Submariner said...

Suck it to me...

Submariner said...

Uh, yeah, Mr. President - that's my daughter; so can I have a bailout on my bills too?




v word - cooti - what the little girl's getting?

Submariner said...

Photog though bubble; "This shot will be gold IF I can find any conservative papers he hasn't driven out of business yet..."

Submariner said...

Ho-Ly-CRAP! Cousin Oliver done taught his boy good!

JUST AARON said...

Well - he IS the head leader.

Army of Dad said...

Yellow haired ho in the merry old land of Oz.

Army of Dad said...

Well Suzy, if you don't want your mommy and daddy to be shipped to the FEMA camps you had better get with my program!

Army of Dad said...

Another illegal immigrant doing a job regular Americans won't do.

Army of Dad said...

So dis is where the da white girls be!

Army of Dad said...

Just more BO pork stuffed down the throats of America, nothing (new) to see here folks.

Army of Dad said...

No it's cool baby, I got protection. The MSM will never let this story out!

Army of Dad said...

"Be healed!" BO, still not used the whole christian thing, gets it wrong again while off teleprompter.

Army of Dad said...

Biden later tells everyone that the girl was doing her patriotic duty since she is too young to pay taxes.

Army of Dad said...

You pull the white girl in, you pull the white girl out, you do the Bailout Pokey and you laugh your commie @ss off...

Capt. Queeg said...

DYN-O-MITE!

dub said...

Arrrgh!! White bitches are always using their teeth!

dub said...

I CAN HAZ MOUTHFUL OF STIMULUS?

dadoctah said...

Typical right-wing chicanery, cropping this perfectly innocent pic of the Prez petting a prospective White House labradoodle.

dub said...

Only thing missing is the "Iron my shirt bitch" sign in the background.

Jack Reacher said...

(Girl's thought bubble) "I guess it's not true what they say about black men..."

wv; quitrat. Yeah!

Jack Reacher said...

Old crone: I hope this offering pleases you, Dear Leader, and...oh, I see it does, it does.

Jack Reacher said...

Men Without Ties, a little-known 80s band, is enjoying a bit of a resurgence.

dub said...

Just tell me before you "hope and change", ok?

prince of leaves said...

One hard slap to the back of Hope's head and a "change" became necessary.

prince of leaves said...

"Hello, Hillary?" Michelle said, the telephone shaking in her rage-trembling hands after looking at the photo. "Where did you say you bought that 'lock box' you use with Bill...?"

prince of leaves said...

"It's *good* to be the Messiah!"

prince of leaves said...

Within hours of the unfortunately-cropped photo hitting the wires, AP stringer Harry Gutierrez was found dead in his apartment, having shot himself three times in the back of the head in remorse for embarrassing The One.

Jay Guevara said...

"That was goooooood! Now bring me the next American taxpayer!"

Passionate Conservative said...

What no one saw is the kid's t-shirt that read:

"Your daughter taught me that thing you like..."

Natasha said...

"Lucky bastard..."

thought Barney Frank.

*my word verification is "malysta"

As in "can I malysta?"

Natasha said...

wow, the prez is REALLY catering to NAMBLA

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Methinks this be the real reason Obamalama's handlers urged him to "stop using his, ahem, blackberry." Looking for a silver lining, the DNC expressed hope that it will deflect pundits' criticism away from Geithner's incompetence.

WordVerify: mabol - the girl with bad sinus trouble says she danced around this at the Renaissance festival.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Staging a White House Photo Op... UR Doin it WRONG.
Repubs 1
Obamalama 0

WordVerify: cominst- Oh, you meant communist? Remember the good old days when our prez was just an inarticulate boob?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At least Clinton had the decency to do it in the privacy of the Oval Office.

RonF said...

I didn't know Harry Reid had a pony tail!

Matt the K said...

"Hey, kid, my eyes are up here."

steve o said...

Once again, let BUSH get a public bj from an underage middle-schooler, and the press would HOWL!

Rodney Dill said...

Overall Obama was pleased with the improvement of the consistency, color, and bouquet of his stool... he just wished he'd been in the bathroom at the time.

mousseman said...

"I know feel the vacuum in my sack. Verrrry good!"