Best of John.....just John
Maybe if I do this chicken dance really sexy-like, that guy with the beard and hat taking my picture will let me come home with him.
Best of The Man
AIG has developed new revenue streams, Obama will have to figure out what to do with all the dollar bills with glitter on them.
Best of The Man
Obama's new pick as chair of the National Intelligence Council was seen as a major step-up from Charles Freeman.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Excuse me, I can't find a price tag on...oh, never mind, there it is."
Best of jeff
"Give me an 'K'!" - cheerleader tryouts at Lightspeed University didn't really emphasize cheerleading skills.
Best of Army of Dad
WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?
Best of dadoctah
It finally happened. The participants at MTV's Beach Party Blast are too young to remember what the M used to stand for.
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You know its a depression when the strip clubs can't afford those shiny chrome dance poles and have to use the splintery wood 4 X 4's.
Thought bubble:
Maybe if I do this chicken dance really sexy-like, that guy with the beard and hat taking my picture will let me come home with him.
AIG has developed new revenue streams, Obama will have to figure out what to do with all the dollar bills with glitter on them.
How your daughter will pay for college.
Obama's new pick as chair of the National Intelligence Council was seen as a major step-up from Charles Freeman.
"Excuse me, I can't find a price tag on...oh, never mind, there it is."
WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?
Hillary doctrine diplomacy has some merits...
Hmm, hip bone poking out, flat tummy, smallish cans...I think she will be dub approved.
"I'm like sooo wasted!"
What a ho. I don't think she will find the 27 cm package she is asking for!
Now that's what I call a box lunch.
Standard caption #27: "Whoo, I'm so drunk!"
"Give me an 'K'!" - cheerleader tryouts at Lightspeed University didn't really emphasize cheerleading skills.
Regrettably, despite her enthusiasm Dawn's A cups doomed her to failure at her Hooters interview.
"... um, 24, 25. Um, 26. Um, twenty... um, no don't tell me. Twenty... um. Oh, I used to know this." Tiffany was a product of the American educational system, but she was hot, so nobody cared that she couldn't count past 25.
wv: comectin - you better believe it.
All the photographers in the background were waiting for the cheese sauce to dump on Dawn from above.
Army of Dad said...
WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh lord, where do I even begin? Ok, we'll go top to bottom:
1) A pinkie ring?? Really?? Who wears a pinkie ring???
2) Teeth...this gal could easily eat an apple through a chainlink fence.
3) Boobages...she has none, so I wont comment on what's not there.
4) Stomach, Part 1... what the hell is that white patch on her stomach??? Look right by the belly button.
5) Stomach, Part 2...there is a lot of folding going on in that inward curve.
6) Legs, Part 1... I've seen veal calves with more muscle definition than that.
7) Legs, Part 2...Is that a mole on her thigh, or a tick?
Carry on.
Ceiling Cat just got jabbed in the eye.
Yeah, 27th place is about right.
27 is not right at all. It would not take 27 beers before I'd do her. 8 maybe...but not 27. Geez, some people are so shallow.
dub, she could be saving your cock ring and just wearing it on her pinky. You left it at her place since you were trashed when you went home with her.
This is what Carleton Fisk REALLY wanted to wear for his Hall of Fame plaque.
(Like my new picture?)
Dub,
The white spot - looks like (maybe) laser surgery. Think tattoo or birthmark removal.
Still, she fairly rocks the bikini, which is more than probably 80% of the females out there.
Some of the out-takes from Taken provided a totally different view of the so-called "sordid" white slavery business.
Thought I was picky, but dub is in a class by himself. Great breasts, nice legs, delectable mouth. Wouldn't need liquor to lick her... once the blood panel results come back clear. Who cares about that mole? Only my right ear would be staring at it.
BTW - Whaddya wanna bet the biker wearing the little krout helmet thinks Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hollywood Factoid #3928471
Wm. H. Macy took that photo of his new bride after she stripped off the matching dress at a charity event in 1997. Felicity can still fit into slinky dresses, something most women can't do these days.
"Daddy, is that you?"
after the show was over, Fidel tried to rent her for 10 minutes, and pay in "bright communist promises"
*ironically, my word verification is "bewed", something you do NOT want to do with this one
wheww, after DUB's list, I sure am glad its not me in this pic.
Santa doesn't want to ride reindeer no more.
Andrew Sullivan:
"I HAVE THAT BIKINI!"
Natasha, karma will occur if VtheK publishes a photo of dub in that bikini. Wonder what kinda reviews he'd get? :-)
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It's still unclear why thousands of blogger readers gouged their eyes out today while screaming - Aeiiiii! My eyes, my eyes! I'm blind!!!!
(singing) "Walk like a kitchen"
The talent portion of this contest was not based on brains.
"Hey dude, down in front, your blockin' mah daddy's view!"
It finally happened. The participants at MTV's Beach Party Blast are too young to remember what the M used to stand for.
Little known fact: It was contestant #27 that finally gave ole' Uncle Jessie a heart attack that ended his career on the Dukes of Hazard.
Hermione was thrilled that Harry and Ron couldn't make it to Spring Break...
Santa doesn't want to ride reindeer no more.
And Herbie the elf has lost all interest in dentistry.
Put a full cover Burka on her and she is every Ali's 'wet dream.'
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