Thursday, March 12, 2009

Now Serving #27


Best of John.....just John
Maybe if I do this chicken dance really sexy-like, that guy with the beard and hat taking my picture will let me come home with him.

Best of The Man
AIG has developed new revenue streams, Obama will have to figure out what to do with all the dollar bills with glitter on them.

Best of The Man
Obama's new pick as chair of the National Intelligence Council was seen as a major step-up from Charles Freeman.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Excuse me, I can't find a price tag on...oh, never mind, there it is."

Best of jeff
"Give me an 'K'!" - cheerleader tryouts at Lightspeed University didn't really emphasize cheerleading skills.

Best of Army of Dad
WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?

Best of dadoctah
It finally happened. The participants at MTV's Beach Party Blast are too young to remember what the M used to stand for.

41 comments:

Whacko said...

You know its a depression when the strip clubs can't afford those shiny chrome dance poles and have to use the splintery wood 4 X 4's.

John.....just John said...

Thought bubble:
Maybe if I do this chicken dance really sexy-like, that guy with the beard and hat taking my picture will let me come home with him.

The Man said...

AIG has developed new revenue streams, Obama will have to figure out what to do with all the dollar bills with glitter on them.

The Man said...

How your daughter will pay for college.

The Man said...

Obama's new pick as chair of the National Intelligence Council was seen as a major step-up from Charles Freeman.

Jack Reacher said...

"Excuse me, I can't find a price tag on...oh, never mind, there it is."

Army of Dad said...

WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?

Army of Dad said...

Hillary doctrine diplomacy has some merits...

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, hip bone poking out, flat tummy, smallish cans...I think she will be dub approved.

Army of Dad said...

"I'm like sooo wasted!"

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

What a ho. I don't think she will find the 27 cm package she is asking for!

Kaptain Krude said...

Now that's what I call a box lunch.

Kaptain Krude said...

Standard caption #27: "Whoo, I'm so drunk!"

jeff said...

"Give me an 'K'!" - cheerleader tryouts at Lightspeed University didn't really emphasize cheerleading skills.

Regrettably, despite her enthusiasm Dawn's A cups doomed her to failure at her Hooters interview.

Kaptain Krude said...

"... um, 24, 25. Um, 26. Um, twenty... um, no don't tell me. Twenty... um. Oh, I used to know this." Tiffany was a product of the American educational system, but she was hot, so nobody cared that she couldn't count past 25.

wv: comectin - you better believe it.

jeff said...

All the photographers in the background were waiting for the cheese sauce to dump on Dawn from above.

Jack Reacher said...

Army of Dad said...
WHO DOES NUMBER 27 WORK FOR!?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

dub said...

Oh lord, where do I even begin? Ok, we'll go top to bottom:

1) A pinkie ring?? Really?? Who wears a pinkie ring???

2) Teeth...this gal could easily eat an apple through a chainlink fence.

3) Boobages...she has none, so I wont comment on what's not there.

4) Stomach, Part 1... what the hell is that white patch on her stomach??? Look right by the belly button.

5) Stomach, Part 2...there is a lot of folding going on in that inward curve.

6) Legs, Part 1... I've seen veal calves with more muscle definition than that.

7) Legs, Part 2...Is that a mole on her thigh, or a tick?

Carry on.

dub said...

Ceiling Cat just got jabbed in the eye.

dub said...

Yeah, 27th place is about right.

dub said...

27 is not right at all. It would not take 27 beers before I'd do her. 8 maybe...but not 27. Geez, some people are so shallow.

Army of Dad said...

dub, she could be saving your cock ring and just wearing it on her pinky. You left it at her place since you were trashed when you went home with her.

Julie the Jarhead said...

This is what Carleton Fisk REALLY wanted to wear for his Hall of Fame plaque.

(Like my new picture?)

jeff said...

Dub,

The white spot - looks like (maybe) laser surgery. Think tattoo or birthmark removal.

Still, she fairly rocks the bikini, which is more than probably 80% of the females out there.

mega said...

Some of the out-takes from Taken provided a totally different view of the so-called "sordid" white slavery business.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thought I was picky, but dub is in a class by himself. Great breasts, nice legs, delectable mouth. Wouldn't need liquor to lick her... once the blood panel results come back clear. Who cares about that mole? Only my right ear would be staring at it.

BTW - Whaddya wanna bet the biker wearing the little krout helmet thinks Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Factoid #3928471
Wm. H. Macy took that photo of his new bride after she stripped off the matching dress at a charity event in 1997. Felicity can still fit into slinky dresses, something most women can't do these days.

Natasha said...

"Daddy, is that you?"

Natasha said...

after the show was over, Fidel tried to rent her for 10 minutes, and pay in "bright communist promises"

*ironically, my word verification is "bewed", something you do NOT want to do with this one

Natasha said...

wheww, after DUB's list, I sure am glad its not me in this pic.

Natasha said...

Santa doesn't want to ride reindeer no more.

Natasha said...

Andrew Sullivan:

"I HAVE THAT BIKINI!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Natasha, karma will occur if VtheK publishes a photo of dub in that bikini. Wonder what kinda reviews he'd get? :-)

APNews - Blogger.com
It's still unclear why thousands of blogger readers gouged their eyes out today while screaming - Aeiiiii! My eyes, my eyes! I'm blind!!!!

Double the U said...

(singing) "Walk like a kitchen"
The talent portion of this contest was not based on brains.

Matt the K said...

"Hey dude, down in front, your blockin' mah daddy's view!"

dadoctah said...

It finally happened. The participants at MTV's Beach Party Blast are too young to remember what the M used to stand for.

mklasing said...

Little known fact: It was contestant #27 that finally gave ole' Uncle Jessie a heart attack that ended his career on the Dukes of Hazard.

Adjustah said...

Hermione was thrilled that Harry and Ron couldn't make it to Spring Break...

dadoctah said...

Santa doesn't want to ride reindeer no more.

And Herbie the elf has lost all interest in dentistry.

Oiao said...

Put a full cover Burka on her and she is every Ali's 'wet dream.'