Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Muzzle Loader


1. You can't deny M'Chel Ob'Ama's influence on the fashion industry.

2. Advertising for the "Portable Leather Glory Hole" targeted the wrong demo.

3. In the proposed Fairness Doctrine compromise, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter would still be allowed to broadcast, but they must wear these muzzles at all times.

4. This diet aids helps you lose weight by restricting your diet to carrots, cucumbers, and, um... et cetera.

5. I see Mr. Blackwell's javelin just barely missed.

Wicked Best of Army of Dad
How hard can she suck? That used to be a ball gag.

Best of Army of Dad
When did Carl's Jr. start selling hotdogs and I didn't know Paris Hilton was still selling for them.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No surprise here - on her MySpace page, Janice says she "likes puppies and sniffing jockstraps"

Best of Jack Reacher
Well, if she won't stop biting the upholstery, whaddya gonna do?

Best of dadoctah
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? And started doing showtunes?

Best of mpur
Vick wondered if being an intern in Hillary's office was really worth it.

Best of mega
At $15 apiece, the Obama team's Iron Maiden Republican Convertor Unit generated more votes in the hands of the door-to-door canvassing army than twenty years of emptying the public treasury into ACORN.

Best of prince of leaves
Bitch.

Best of Matt the K
Consuela rethinks accepting the Cher's housekeeper job.

Best of Submariner
Y'know, that kinda looks like the "in flight refueling coupling target;" bet it works pretty much the same, too.

20 comments:

Army of Dad said...

I didn't know Grace Jones had the same "skin disease" as Michael Jackson.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like she wants a bone.

Army of Dad said...

Bill "Yeah like that will stop me from getting it on with Hill's interns."

Army of Dad said...

When did Carl's Jr. start selling hotdogs and I didn't know Paris Hilton was still selling for them.

Army of Dad said...

You have been a bad doggie, go to my room.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

No surprise here - on her MySpace page, Janice says she "likes puppies and sniffing jockstraps"

-or-

BDSM gag... UR doing it RONG!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Attention CaptionThis Fan Club
Responding to orders from the EEOC to rectify representational quota compliance irregularities (page 92374 F/3.390j, para 398 of the holy Great Society Book of Political Correctness), VtheK must run a consecutive series of 281 non-eurocentric photos to satisfy the NAACP and the ACLU. This does not bode well for most Thursday Babe aficionados until sometime in late October. That is all... smoke'em if you got'em.

WordVerify: tozed - happens when a cop has bad aim

Jack Reacher said...

Well, if she won't stop biting the upholstery, whaddya gonna do?

Jack Reacher said...

"Other diets just don't work. And why? The openings are too large, that's why."

dadoctah said...

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? And started doing showtunes?

Mr. Hankey said...

In an attempt to increase attendance, Major League Baseball is changing all uniforms for 2009.

The Man said...

Another unbeliever is forced to inhale the Great Obama's farts

mpur said...

Vick wondered if being an intern in Hillary's office was really worth it.

Army of Dad said...

How hard can she suck? That used to be a ball gag.

mega said...

At $15 apiece, the Obama team's Iron Maiden Republican Convertor Unit generated more votes in the hands of the door-to-door canvassing army than twenty years of emptying the public treasury into ACORN.

prince of leaves said...

Bitch.

Matt the K said...

Consuela rethinks accepting the Cher's housekeeper job.

Matt the K said...

Mrs. Gimp.

curly said...

ORA: "Put 'em on and be yourself, miss alienated loner steppenwolf bemused distant meta-izing technocrat rationalist f%cking sh#ithead". (The Diamond Age)

Submariner said...

Y'know, that kinda looks like the "in flight refueling coupling target;" bet it works pretty much the same, too.