Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mr Cox Discusses his Weenie

Divine Miss M

1. "Thanks for popping that bloody zit, Thing."

2. "The proportions of the Secretary of State's vestigial organ have been somewhat exaggerated."

3. A generous assessment of either Obama's intellect or Geithner's competence.

4. An Obama adviser estimates how much of the economy will be left after the administration gets through with it.

5. "My forehead expands by approximately this much every day."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Another day of eye witness testimony at the Barney Frank "public indecency" trial.

Best of Mr. Hankey
At the Joe Biden memorial press conference - the medical examiner explains why Joe's brain size made the operation a failure.

Best of Submariner
Sorry Subby, but you missed a "Very Brady Best of" by that much!

Best of Jay Guevara
"Comrades, we're this close to achieving our dreams of a Soviet America."

Best ofdadoctah
"Can we please try not flashing gang signs during a press conference, sir?"

Best of Army of Dad
Another failed AIG executive has a psychotic episode where he is "diagraming" his contract incentives on a white board.

Best of Seoulman (R)
he was this far from my bumper. You can see why I had to stop the car to shoot him.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and a little bit of cream on top." It was fun placing complicated orders with former AIG weexutives working at Starbucks.

34 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

Another day at the Barney Frank criminal testimony

Mr. Hankey said...

I crush you - I crush you.

Mr. Hankey said...

At the Joe Biden memorial press conference - the medical examiner explains why Joe's brain size made the operation a failure.

Submariner said...

The pantomime answer to the question "Why WON'T Nagin make Naw'lins a Chocolate City?"

Submariner said...

Sorry Subby, but you missed a "Very Brady Best of" by that much!

Submariner said...

OJA*:


"...because they think this much is 8 inches!"




*Old Joke Alert

Jay Guevara said...

"Comrades, we're this close to achieving our dreams of a Soviet America."

dadoctah said...

"Can we please try not flashing gang signs during a press conference, sir?"

Army of Dad said...

ORA: "I'm crushing your head!"

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Missed it by this much.

Army of Dad said...

I was this close to getting trapped in a basement with an old guy wearing a green cod piece!

Army of Dad said...

Another failed AIG executive has a psychotic episode where he is "diagraming" his contract incentives on a white board.

Army of Dad said...

"dub only likes them this thick"

Army of Dad said...

"No, seriously A-Fraud's nuts were like this big after when he played for Texas."

Army of Dad said...

All your pixies belong to us.

Army of Dad said...

"Yes, Hillary's clenis was this long!"

Army of Dad said...

oops, I should have read V's caps a bit closer.

jj said...

This is how big the Constitution will be if Granholm gets on the Supreme Court.

mklasing said...

"Yep, we just need this much time to turn the US into France."

Seoulman (R) said...

Before Viagra, it used to be this big.

Seoulman (R) said...

Honest, the new spending plan will only increase the budget by this much.

Seoulman (R) said...

And in Mexico they have spiders this big.

Seoulman (R) said...

Imagine I am holding the president's brain, ok it's a little big, but it is only an explanation

Seoulman (R) said...

...this far from the goal line. And that is how I lost the big game.

Seoulman (R) said...

he was this far from my bumper. You can see why I had to stop the car to shoot him.

Submariner said...

"...and after Extenz? Like THIS!"

Submariner said...

"Stuck out about that far through her sweater and down jacket. Mom musta REALLY been COLD!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Just take this blue pill once a day...oh, hang on, I dropped it again..."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and a little bit of cream on top." It was fun placing complicated orders with former AIG executives working at Starbucks.

Jack Reacher said...

"I read about this much of the Federal Register, and you will not believe some of the s*** that is in there. I mean, who writes these laws???"

Submariner said...

Neo reaches for the red pill...

mega said...

Roger practiced and practiced the MS-13 gang signs, without much success yet. They're the only ones hiring, forcing a lot of potential recruits outside their comfort zones.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not kidding, senator, the freaking needles were this WIDE.

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Not only nerds attended the self-confidence building workshop. Here, closet trannie Elliot Jenkins explains a lifelong fetish - tweaking his own nipples.

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You'd think gratuitous penis jokes would have overwhelmed this particular blog; but VtheK's "vestigial organ" slam hit it out of the ballpark, sorta like tossing a slow pitch at a batter on steroids.

Submariner said...

"... and then we throw in just a PINCH of governmental oversight to ensure the money's spent only on the recovery..."