Tuesday, March 31, 2009

More Levitating Chinese Dudes

Brender
1. The Butterfly Effect: A dictator has a fart squozed out of him in Venezuela, a cyclone takes place in China.

2. Due to budget cuts, the PLA conducted paratrooper training without parachutes. The carnage was indescribable.

3. Ford Prefect tries to teach the Chinesse Army how to fly by throwing themselves at the ground and missing.

4. Willy Wonka was later indicted for supplying arms to a hostile foreign country.

5. Mariah Carey's high notes are now considered weapons of mass destruction.

Best of molson
The anti-gravity jock strap didn't work as well in the field as it did in the lab. Unfortunately for the PLA conscripts, further testing will be required.

Best of Army of Dad
Peter Han.

Best of mklasing
Rosie O'Donnell proves the long-held theory that when you jump real hard they can feel it all the way to China.

Best of Mr. Hankey
All asians fight in the air like that. I've seen it on Dragonball.

Best of Matt the K
The first test of George Takei's personal Transporter was a raging success. All the 'packages' materialized quite nicely, thank you.

Best of prince of leaves
Tragedy struck China's attempt at the world's record for largest Slip-and-Slide, when the soap trucks were late and officials substituted wasabi soy sauce instead.

Best of prince of leaves
Just what are they preparing for, an invasion of the Incredibly Strange Palestinian Police?

Best of steve o
The Chinese really know how to Crank Dat.

Best of Submariner
.7 milliseconds later, 3000 Pali Irregulars discovered the difference between parachutes and bomb vests.

Best of Seoulman (R)
The choreography in the Beijing version of Mamma Mia! needed some work

Best of Seoulman (R)
It was amazing how they all landed in straight lines after I threw them out of the plane.

33 comments:

molson said...

The anti-gravity jock strap didn't work as well in the field as it did in the lab. Unfortunately for the PLA conscripts, further testing will be required.

jj said...

Mass laxative kick-in??

Army of Dad said...

Flying Monkeys.

(does Dawn's head explode for Asain jokes?)

Army of Dad said...

Tuck and Rorr, tuck and rorr!

Army of Dad said...

Push ups to honor Chariman Mao must be very special!

Army of Dad said...

So this is the North Korean missle launch!?

Army of Dad said...

Flying squirel not impressed.

Army of Dad said...

Peter Han.

mklasing said...

Rosie O'Donnell proves the long-held theory that when you jump real hard they can feel it all the way to China.

Mr. Hankey said...

All asians fight in the air like that. I've seen it on Dragonball.

Mr. Hankey said...

Did you ever wonder where they get those people for Cirque du Soleil?

Matt the K said...

The first test of George Takei's personal Transporter was a raging success. All the 'packages' materialized quite nicely, thank you.

Kaptain Krude said...

The brown note simulator was an incredible success.

Kaptain Krude said...

"If that Tom Cruise can do that maneuver in Mission Impossible, so can we! But we don't need no stinking wires!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Free Bird!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hope-and-Change! Hope-and-Change!" Proof that 52% of Americans aren't the only gullible ones in the world.

prince of leaves said...

Tragedy struck China's attempt at the world's record for largest Slip-and-Slide, when the soap trucks were late and officials substituted wasabi soy sauce instead.

prince of leaves said...

Just what are they preparing for, an invasion of the Incredibly Strange Palestinian Police?

steve o said...

The Chinese really know how to Crank Dat.

steve o said...

The Chinese successfully downloaded files from secure military servers around the world.

But they mistake a Soulja Boy video on Joe Biden's hard drive for a secret Delta Force training technique.

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
Peter Han.



...and the rost boys.

steve o said...

PLA paratroopers after the budget cuts.

Submariner said...

.7 milliseconds later, 3000 Pali Irregulars discovered the difference between parachutes and bomb vests.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Favorite child's game in Palestine:
Chutes and Splatters.


PIMF

Seoulman (R) said...

The choreography in the Beijing version of Mamma Mia! needed some work

Seoulman (R) said...

It was amazing how they all landed in straight lines after I threw them out of the plane.

Seoulman (R) said...

When I called and asked them to deliver some Chinese, this wasn't what I was expecting.

Seoulman (R) said...

What a Christian praying and he has a Bibl?! This looks like a job for the Chinese justice friends.

Seoulman (R) said...

Where will you be when gravity kicks in?

Rodney Dill said...

tink happy tawts

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Funny how there's always one dill hole who can't count to three.

-OR-

N. Korean military version of musical chairs force reduction. The guy in the middle has, of course, been terminated with extreme prejudice.

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Julie the Jarhead said...

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.