1. Apparently, nature doesn't want you to touch this one either.
2. Ahmadinejihad has similar dreams, except it's an enticing young hairless boy in place of a chick.
3. I think she's just trying to say she's really, really, REALLY not that into you.
4. "Plutonium breast implants will be great, you said. Much safer than silicone, you said."
5. How Andrew Sullivan sees... every woman on Earth, pretty much.
Best of Army of Dad
She is rad.
Best of Submariner
I'm not scared off by a High Rad Area warning sign. A Bio-Hazard Warning would be different...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Here you are, Madame Secretary; the new signs that say 'Reset' in Russian."
Best of Jack Reacher
She offers the curie for what ails you.
Best of jj
Where's my iodine tabs?
Best of dadoctah
Jennifer's warning sign backfired. Sure, all the *normal* guys were scared off, but it didn't even slow down all the ones with webbed toes, three arms and open facial sores.
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It's all good girl, I bought Oakley condoms!
Sure the women from Chernobyl are hot, but there are other considerations.
No it's cool, she just held that sign up so dub would leave her alone.
Nice wig!
When she licks her finger and puts it on her backside it actually sizzles.
Subby your prom date is here. Don't forget your dosimeter.
She is rad.
The plutonium panty chastity belt is sure to keep the boys away.
Army of Dad said...
She is rad.
Dag nabbit - ya beat me to it!
I don't wanna buy, but I might be interested in rent, Jen...
Those of you who understand should NOT groan at me.
I knew I had to beat you to that pun Subby.
An ironic oxymoron
I'm not scared off by a High Rad Area warning sign. A Bio-Hazard Warning would be different...
Ever since I "knew" that girl, I've carried a glow-stick everywhere I go.
Nancy Pelosi's home abortion kits have a few special cautionary signs.
"Okay folks, all clear. Nothing to worry about here, they were *French* nukes."
"Here you are, Madame Secretary; the new signs that say 'Reset' in Russian."
Toxic assets.
wv: lucked. Bwahahahahahahaha!
She offers the curie for what ails you.
Where's my iodine tabs?
As young Nancy brought the plutonium closer to her face, she doomed herself to never looking human again - a future of surgery & botox.
Jennifer's warning sign backfired. Sure, all the *normal* guys were scared off, but it didn't even slow down all the ones with webbed toes, three arms and open facial sores.
I'm not sure, but I think that sign indicates a "Snuke in the Snitch."
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks:
Jist a former THB warnin' dub what'll be happ'nin' if he makes a crack 'bout her bein' "fat." Please ta be movin' along, now...
I'm sorry Dub, she's just not your type. Sigh. OK, I'll go for the chubby one again!
How to make sure testicular cancer patients never miss their treatments.
What goes on in Andrew Sullivan's head (both sets):
"If only she was short, young, and had a penis..."
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