1. "I'd sure like to eat some mushroom risotto offa that!"
2. What Shallow Hal sees when he looks at Barack Obama.
3. ORA: "Hey, somebody left this cake out in the rain. I'll never have this recipe again."
4. Mugabe's secret Mr. T fetish was incredibly aroused by the little hermaphrodite's five o'clock shadow.
5. Mugabe mentally rehearses his never-fail pick-up line, "Hey, baby. How about I kill a white farmer and give you all his property?"
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "That jack@ss say 'Baby got back' one more time and I don't care if he IS President for Life - I'll be-yotch slap his nappy @ss back into the 19th century..."
Best of Army of Dad
In Detroit city council meetings black people are served cake and punch by cute little girls. White people are punched by thugs.
Best of metalgarth
The Blaxploitation version of Return of the Jedi featured a Jabba the Hutt who was... uh, pretty uch the same as the original
Best of The Man
Mugabe can have his $90,000,000,000,000,000,000 cake and eats it too.
Best of dub
Oh just walk by me will you?? We'll see who's laughing when I have a Tonka truck "accidentally" hit you in the playground later.
Best of prince of leaves
"...Happy Birthday, Dear Zardoz..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Ay'Yeesha, you ever been in a Zimbabwe prison?"
Best of Natasha
Mugabe felt "fresh and natural" in his astro turf chair. On the other hand, it might've just been Tampax.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The Cosby Show 2010 - Bill stabs himself with a fork to keep his natural emotions under control. Also, Cleo gets parolled.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oprah's haunting memory... the last time she walked past a fattening dessert without scooping it right off a plate.
Best of Seoulman (R)
When you have a passion for fashion
You have a craving for saving
Come on down
Our prices are insane.... so's our president
Best of duke of red
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!