Monday, March 09, 2009

Let Them Eat, Um, Cake

Brender
1. "I'd sure like to eat some mushroom risotto offa that!"

2. What Shallow Hal sees when he looks at Barack Obama.

3. ORA: "Hey, somebody left this cake out in the rain. I'll never have this recipe again."

4. Mugabe's secret Mr. T fetish was incredibly aroused by the little hermaphrodite's five o'clock shadow.

5. Mugabe mentally rehearses his never-fail pick-up line, "Hey, baby. How about I kill a white farmer and give you all his property?"

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "That jack@ss say 'Baby got back' one more time and I don't care if he IS President for Life - I'll be-yotch slap his nappy @ss back into the 19th century..."

Best of Army of Dad
In Detroit city council meetings black people are served cake and punch by cute little girls. White people are punched by thugs.

Best of metalgarth
The Blaxploitation version of Return of the Jedi featured a Jabba the Hutt who was... uh, pretty uch the same as the original

Best of The Man
Mugabe can have his $90,000,000,000,000,000,000 cake and eats it too.

Best of dub
Oh just walk by me will you?? We'll see who's laughing when I have a Tonka truck "accidentally" hit you in the playground later.

Best of prince of leaves
"...Happy Birthday, Dear Zardoz..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Ay'Yeesha, you ever been in a Zimbabwe prison?"

Best of Natasha
Mugabe felt "fresh and natural" in his astro turf chair. On the other hand, it might've just been Tampax.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Cosby Show 2010 - Bill stabs himself with a fork to keep his natural emotions under control. Also, Cleo gets parolled.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oprah's haunting memory... the last time she walked past a fattening dessert without scooping it right off a plate.

Best of Seoulman (R)
TV Commericial

When you have a passion for fashion
You have a craving for saving
Come on down
Our prices are insane.... so's our president

Best of duke of red
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

32 comments:

Submariner said...

SUPERMAN - UR DOIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "That jack@ss say 'Baby got back' one more time and I don't care if he IS President for Life - I'll be-yotch slap his nappy @ss back into the 19th century..."

Army of Dad said...

If that fat bastard pinches my butt one more time I am going to throw some juice on him!

Army of Dad said...

Momma, what did he mean whe he asked me for some jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that?

Army of Dad said...

In Detroit city council meetings black people are served cake and punch by cute little girls. White people are punched by thugs.

metalgarth said...

The Blaxploitation version of Return of the Jedi featured a Jabba the Hutt who was... uh, pretty uch the same as the original

vw: "KHANN"

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Man! I jes loves me some "watermelon cake" with "fried chicken ice cream."


ATDHE

The Man said...

Mugabe can have his $90,000,000,000,000,000,000 cake and eats it too.

dub said...

Mugabe thought bubble..."Sure she's underage, but she's still better than what I see most Thurzdays".

dub said...

Oh just walk by me will you?? We'll see who's laughing when I have a Tonka truck "accidentally" hit you in the playground later.

dadoctah said...

When they turn forty, they switch from wearing their baseball caps backward to wearing their lobster bibs backward.

prince of leaves said...

"...Happy Birthday, Dear Zardoz..."

prince of leaves said...

2034: President-for-Life Obama completes America's transition to failed state with a hyperinflation-fueled celebration in the new national capital, Detroit.

prince of leaves said...

While most tyrannical despots illustrate their power via goose-stepping soldiers that no one dares laugh at, Mugabe uses his astroturf Barcalounger for the same purpose.

[wv: herodes]

prince of leaves said...

"She is delightful. Have her lifeforce drained and brought to my quarters at once."

prince of leaves said...

"Everything I am," Mugabe confesses in a rare moment of introspection, "I owe to Jimmy Carter."

Jack Reacher said...

"This cake cost sixty five million Zimbabwe dollars, and I'm fixin' to enjoy it."

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Ay'Yeesha, you ever been in a Zimbabwe prison?"

Natasha said...

"I caught a leprechaun, and all I got was a f'n cake and a BJ"

Natasha said...

a Broadway version of Mighty Joe Young was cancelled due to miscasting and failure to attract younger audiences. Or any audiences.

Natasha said...

"Pink plaid? How tacky"

Natasha said...

Mugabe felt "fresh and natural" in his astro turf chair. On the other hand, it might've just been Tampax.

Army of Dad said...

Not happy with just the cake he asked "let me see your tootsie roll".

Mr. Hankey said...

The Cosby Show 2010 - Bill stabs himself with a fork to keep his natural emotions under control. Also, Cleo gets parolled.

mpur said...

Where's mah unicorn?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oprah's Nightmare
Same haunting memory... the last time she walked past a fattening dessert without scooping it right off a plate.

Seoulman (R) said...

mmmmmm Popin' fresh

Seoulman (R) said...

The red ponchos were free but too small and provided little protection when the sh!t hit the fan.

Seoulman (R) said...

girl thought bubble: What an idiot, even my baby brother knows how to wear a bib.

Seoulman (R) said...

girl thought bubble: "You know that feeling a zebra gets walking past a lion, it was just like that."

Seoulman (R) said...

TV Commericial

When you have a passion for fashion
You have a craving for saving
Come on down
Our prices are insane.... so's our president

duke of red said...

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!