Friday, March 20, 2009

It Takes the Village People to Raise a Child

Army of Mom

1. "The President said WHAT? about the Special Olympics?"

2. A New Obama action group, "Painted Atheist Zombies," demand subsidies for brain harvest research and also a role in the 2010 Census Count.

3. Moby dredges the bottom of the groupie gene pool.

4. Total cereal's attempt at viral marketing: FAIL

5. "Thank you for coming today. I hope you have completed your Treasury Department job applications, and have tax records for the last 17 years."

Best of metalgarth
PAZ... the PEZ knockoff made by hippies had some homo dispensers but also some 'decent tracts of land'

Best of Army of Dad
Yes, mammograms are important.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Civilian Volunteer Corps First Battalion reporting for duty, Sir Messiah."

Best of Submariner
So; why's Cher promoting the Electrical Coop?

Best of dub
I have nothing witty today....so instead, I Googled "Paz" and switched to Images (no filters)....THANK YOU GOOGLE!!!

Best of dadoctah
Fred introduces Josie and the Pussycats' new look.

Best of wacha
tetas y culos por la paz? (boobs and butts for peace?)
soy un guerrero! (I'm a warrior!)

Best of dadoctah
...and with that, Monty Hall went back to Canada.

Best of Seoulman (R)
The real reason "Take Your Daughter /Flaming Son to Work" has never been taken seriously.

Best of Kaptain Krude
An early photo of John Kerry, reporting for duty.

Best of Steve O
It's nice that women who are HPV positive have started to give fair warning to guys that they are a walking, talking, BJing biohazard.

34 comments:

metalgarth said...

PAZ... the PEZ knockoff made by hippies had some homo dispensers but also some 'decent tracts of land'

Army of Dad said...

These are some Breasts not Bombs supporters I can get behind. I may even support a pair of them...

Army of Dad said...

What is the sailor like the palace guards in London, always stare straight ahead?

Army of Dad said...

Stupid protesters forgot the "S" in SPAZ!

Army of Dad said...

Yes, mammograms are important.

Army of Dad said...

If the chick with the nuclear cans has matching carpet then she might be too hot to handle.

Jack Reacher said...

In this guy's situation if your rifle is straight but your gun isn't, you might have teh ghey.

Jack Reacher said...

"Civilian Volunteer Corps First Battalion reporting for duty, Sir Messiah."

Jack Reacher said...

Since the high-profile Congressional investigations began, casual Friday's at AIG have gone downhill.

Submariner said...

Under Secretary Clinton, international diversity at the State Department took on a slightly different look...

Submariner said...

So; why's Cher promoting the Electrical Coop?

Submariner said...

When did the Pike Place Market Starbuck's start hiring sailors to provide crowd control?

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
If the chick with the nuclear cans has matching carpet then she might be too hot to handle.


"Nuclear cans?" I thought those were propellers...

dub said...

I have nothing witty today....so instead, I Googled "Paz" and switched to Images (no filters)....THANK YOU GOOGLE!!!

dub said...

Suddenly Private Richard understood why he was assigned to working for the Jerking Authority.

Oiao said...

Immediately following the protest, everyone jumped onto a boat bound for Key West to enjoy the annual Conch Republic body painting party.

racerboy said...

The new marketing effort for PAZ birth-control pills was unexpectedly well-received...

dadoctah said...

Fred introduces Josie and the Pussycats' new look.

dadoctah said...

It's sort of like Carnivál, only not as many feathers.

mega said...

US military base personnel, 2011.

wacha said...

tetas y culos por la paz? (boobs and butts for peace?)
soy un guerrero! (I'm a warrior!)

dadoctah said...

...and with that, Monty Hall went back to Canada.

Seoulman (R) said...

Adult Cracker Jacks come with unexpected surprises

Seoulman (R) said...

The new California High School Spanish curriculum was geared for at least raising interest if not competence.

Seoulman (R) said...

The real reason "Take Your Daughter /Flaming Son to Work" has never been taken seriously.

Seoulman (R) said...

In a suprise move, the government increased military spending and production just to see the protestors hopping mad.

Seoulman (R) said...

Code Pink, decided to explore other normal fashion options.

Kaptain Krude said...

An early photo of John Kerry, reporting for duty.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm reporting for duty,
so I can't pleasure dat booty."

Kaptain Krude said...

My daddy once told me, "Son, there's 3 qualities of women that you want. Sexy, smart, and sane. However, you can only pick 2."

Looks like these chicks have voluntarily narrowed themselves down to two.

wv: fruppiwa - it sure did!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama finally locates four democratic cabinet appointees with clean tax histories. You know the IRS saying - "Only the unemployable think the tax code is simple."

Q: What do you call perennial congressional promises to reform the tax code?
A: Lip Service Air Kisses.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

IRS Commissioner Abe Shulman: To help balance the budget we're going global, outsourcing to this $2-a-day TAX Help team in Tiaxcala Mexico. Ariba! Ariba!

Leaning over, he whispers to his aide: They can't speak a word of english, but no matter, the code is all greek. Besides, penalties will soar and that'll help reduce the deficit!

Steve O said...

Obama presents his vision of the future Navy to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Steve O said...

It's nice that women who are HPV positive have started to give fair warning to guys that they are a walking, talking, BJing biohazard.