1. Three months after Christmas, Santa still had one big package left to deliver.
2. "And as you can see, this home features a partially finished basement that would be perfect for a rec room or sexual torture chamber."
3. *It* had lasted more than four hours, but gramps was too embarrassed to go to the hospital.
4. "Oh, Hey! Futurama's on."
5. The family had always suspected that grandpa's extensive collection of Nazi memorabilia had little to do with serving on the Eiger Front.
Best of dub
Introducing, Army Of Grandpa.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey Barney, come on up! You're not done! There's an emergency roll call vote on really screwing up the economy!"
Best of Maogwai
Weird "Uncle" Bruce has a little "Captain" in him and wants to share...
Best of dadoctah
Now that Norm Abrams' replacement is here, we can do something about covering up these chipboard panels.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dr. Bernie always tries to lighten the mood when a new patient is diagnosed with elephantiasis.
Best of Silhouette
"Gramps, when I said Duct Tape was the solution to your broken clothes washer, I meant..."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
"Don't worry about it."
Best of Army of Dad
Tired of battling graboids, Bert Gummer turns to a new hobby.
Best of mklasing
Barney Frank's first idea for a Stimulus Package: FAIL
Best of Dactyl
Gary forgot to include pockets in his cosplay outfit and dangit, his wallet, keys, iphone, chewing gum, and spare hat had to go somewhere.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
UPDATE: Needless to say, rubber boots were the ungainly work-around to a persistent problem he had with leakage.
Best of Rodney Dill
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or it gets goatse.cx again
Best of dwhawk
Jane Fonda and Chi Chi LaRue present "Return to Golden Pond"
Best of Matt the K
Welcome to the basement of Homo Depot. Let's Fist Something Together™
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Actually, Mr. Leprechaun, you can keep your lucky charms....
Best of sonicfrog
Watchmen II doesn't look to be nearly as compelling as the first one.
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Introducing, Army Of Grandpa.
"Hey Barney, come on up! You're not done! There's an emergency roll call vote on really screwing up the economy!"
It likes to put the lotion AND it likes to get the hose.
"Faith and bugger-aura" said the more-than-wee leprechaun.
WHY??? Part 3.
Weird "Uncle" Bruce has a little "Captain" in him and wants to share...
And the winner of this year's San Franciso Division 'What Can YOU Do With Duct Tape' contest is..."
Where will you be when *your*...? Oh, the hell with it.
Now that Norm Abrams' replacement is here, we can do something about covering up these chipboard panels.
Todd's the sick intercourse who play Daddy, the senile WWI vet in the Americanized version of British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. Accoding to TMZ, he successfully nailed Hyacinth, Rose, Daisy, Elizabeth AND the vicar's wife before FOX cancelled the show.
WordVerify: ficit - what you do when you brakit
Dr. Bernie always tries to lighten the mood when a new patient is diagnosed with elephantiasis.
"Brokeback Patton"
"Gramps, when I said Duct Tape was the solution to your broken clothes washer, I meant..."
Jolly Green Giant was dub's stage name until he was brought up on charges of false advertising.
In this lost episode of The Dukes of Hazzard Uncle Jesse shows Cletus just what he has on under his overalls.
Performance art paid for with a grant from NEA.
The Ang Lee remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers had a new costume for the pod people.
Porn stars get old, but never seem to go away.
Cinderfella gets ready to scrub the toilets.
In Pulp Fiction 3 the gimp's father returns to save his son.
Oh those crazy Canadians.
Visiting uncle dick was never quite the same after aunt may died.
"Where da white perverts at?"
"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
"Don't worry about it."
Members of the Democratic Caucus enjoy a good double entendre.
Tired of battling graboids, Bert Gummer turns to a new hobby.
Tonight on a very special "Blossom"...
Unfortunately, Mr. Heston died before finishing "Planet of the Apes 4: Now it's Personal".
Every year he sends his application in to join the Justice League. Every year, when they get to the part where he describes his super powers, they send it back.
Barney Frank's first idea for a Stimulus Package: FAIL
Coming in 2010: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, directed by Ang Lee.
(AOD kinda beat me to this one.)
Gary forgot to include pockets in his cosplay outfit and dangit, his wallet, keys, iphone, chewing gum, and spare hat had to go somewhere.
Uh, Dave, I think you misunderstood about the gerbil.
Where will you be when, er, actually I don't think that was a laxative.
"Has it been over 4 hours yet?"
From our "If at 1st you don't succeed, TRY TRY AGAIN Dept"
Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He invented the ballcock that sped adoption of indoor plumbing. He's seen here posing with a rudimentary ballcock invention, an early porta-potty intended for men who love to drink but hate frequent walks to the bathroom.
It never caught on.
UPDATE: Needless to say, rubber boots were the ungainly work-around to a persistent problem he had with leakage.
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or it gets goatse.cx again
Isn't my white cloak and hood done drying yet?
Somewhere in Livonia...
Jane Fonda and Chi Chi LaRue present "Return to Golden Pond"
Civil War Memorials that didn't make the cut, Part I.
"I was the cockteaser at RoosterRama."
"Etta! Have you seen my teeth?"
Rare still from a deleted scene from "The Sound of Music."
Zardoz makes his exit before the townspeople can ask "who was that hatted man?"
"So is that an outside faucet cover - or are yuo just happy to see the show?"
Lets try this again...
'It likes to put the lotion on its skin AND it likes to get the hose.'
wv: impotard
Perfect description for this freek...
"No, on second thought, DON'T wake the Gimp for this one."
You should hire that Crazy Bill's Extermination service.
He walks into the basement and just SCARES the bugs into leaving.
Welcome to the basement of Homo Depot. Let's Fist Something Together™
The Green Arrow got kinda freaky in his later years...
Actually, Mr. Leprechaun, you can keep your lucky charms....
When Barney Frank heard that guards had been posted outside all AIG executive's houses - he decided he needed one too.
Green Lantern; Bizarro World
Watchmen II doesn't look to be nearly as compelling as the first one.
What passes for haute couture in the Castro district...
"Hey dub; c'mon upstairs. It's time for dinner..."
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