Sunday, March 08, 2009

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!



Very Brady Best of Mr. Hankey
Goodnight sun...Goodnight moon...Goodnight horny unicorn rubbing oil on a ... fiscally irresponsible president.

Best of GregMan
See, this is what happens when you let Barney Frank pick the artist for your official White House portrait.

Best of Oiao
"Your going to need, um, uh, uh, um, a bit more, um, KY for that Big Boy."

Best of dub
Hey, its just a little suntan lotion....its a hell of a lot better than what you just sprayed all over MY back.

Best of Army of Dad
It rubs the lotion on The One or else it gets the hose again!

Best of sonicfrog
"And here we have a picture of the lovely stained glass window featured prominently at The New Reform Church Of Enumclaw"

Best of Natasha
Is it cheating if its with a unicorn?

Best of That was bad enough to post as anon
Barack the majic negro lived by the see and frolicked witht he unicorns in the land on illini...

29 comments:

GregMan said...

Some feel the Obamessiah went a little too far to get the Enumclaw vote.

GregMan said...

"Obamaster, I just can't quit you."

GregMan said...

The worst part is, between a unicorn and Michelle, he's probably better off with the unicorn.

GregMan said...

See, this is what happens when you let Barney Frank pick the artist for your official White House portrait.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Sally got the unicorn she asked the Obamessiah for, but she didn't expect the sandpaper massages.

Oiao said...

WTF? Obama supports the Beasteality Collition?

or: "Your going to need, um, uh, uh, um, a bit more, um, KY for that Big Boy."

dadoctah said...

Unintended message: you *do* know that only a virgin can catch a unicorn, right?

wv: bubster. Illegal music download site for Jewish grandmothers.

Jack Reacher said...

"Yeah, that's nice. Say, that horn is just, you know, for show, right?"

Jack Reacher said...

The new art in the residence of the White House sure is different from what's on display in the public spaces.

wv: moopigh. Genetic-engineering gone awry?

dub said...

Do I make you horny?

dub said...

This one time, at art camp....

dub said...

Hey, its just a little suntan lotion....its a hell of a lot better than what you just sprayed all over MY back.

Army of Dad said...

Even George Soros likes velvet painting of Jesus, he just wants a different savior in his art collection.

Army of Dad said...

It rubs the lotion on The One or else it gets the hose again!

Army of Dad said...

Maybe this is how Biden got the VP job...

sonicfrog said...

"And here we have a picture of the lovely stained glass window featured prominently at The New Reform Church Of Enumclaw"

metalgarth said...

Caption This Jeopardy Edition:

A: "A place where unicorns live and Obama's economic and social policies work"

Q: "Where is Fantasy Land?"

jeff said...

Rats. AoD got the lotion joke already.

jeff said...

"You know Obama, I can do things Michelle can't..."


Hold on a second. I thought unicorns only went for virgins... can someone explain Malia and Sasha to me then?

Anonymous said...

See kids, this is your mind on "the occasional blow."

Natasha said...

Is it weird that a first thing I thought was "massage with a hoof must be painful"?

Natasha said...

Is it cheating if its with a unicorn?

Natasha said...

unfortunately, Sarah Jessica Parker was NOT available for comment

Natasha said...

ironically, a naked man and a unicorn are not the gayest thing you see in that picture.

That was bad enough to post as anon said...

Barack the majic negro lived by the see and frolicked witht he unicorns in the land on illini...


atdhe

Anonymous said...

but not good enough to spell check damn it.

:P

Mr. Hankey said...

Goodnight sun...Goodnight moon...Goodnight horny unicorn rubbing oil on a ... fiscally irresponsible president.

dub said...

Mr. Hankey said...
Goodnight sun...Goodnight moon...Goodnight horny unicorn rubbing oil on a ... fiscally irresponsible president.


Bravo!!! Only thing missing was "ATDHE"

mpur said...

"If you like Pina Coladas..."




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