Friday, March 20, 2009

I CAN HAS MIRANDA RIGHTS?

Jawa Report on a trippy trip from Mr. Right


1. Not content with wrecking his own movies, George Lucas performs an abortion on Training Day.

2. "Yeah, well the droids you're looking for aren't in Livonia, boy!"

3. "What you did with that Tauntaun was disgusting. This isn't the planet Enumclaw, Queermo."

4. "Aw, dudes, lay off. Everybody who worked on the Death Star got bonuses."

5. "Get the plunger! It's Palpatine time!"

Best of Silhouette
"It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Although you are in possession of a particle beam weapon, Sir, I am not allowed to ask your immigration status."

Best of Artfldgr
Oh officer! spank me like the bad droid i am...

Best of Mr. Right
Internal Affairs was still investigating the arresting Jedi and his Padawan for "excessive use of The Force."

Best of dadoctah
"My civil rights are being violated! Don't you know that the Sith religion *requires* me to wear a face covering in public?"

Best of Rodney Dill
(TV AD) LEGAL PROBLEMS? Call Crane, Poole, and Schmidt for the best legal representation in Interplanetary Law.

Best of dadoctah
"C'mon, son, lemme hear that Wilhelm Scream."

Best of James McEnanly
It wasn't you, but someone who looks exactly like you. Yeah right.

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Screw you - I work for Mel Brooks!"

47 comments:

dadoctah said...

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

Army of Dad said...

COPS changed their theme music from Bad Boys to the Imperial March for a special episode shot in the outer rings.

Army of Dad said...

Somehow I don't think the taser will faze him.

Army of Dad said...

TK214 put your hands on the car and don't move!

Double the U said...

Force? Excessive police force is more like it.

Silhouette said...

"It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?"

Andy the Redneck said...

"Take me to your Leader! I eat illegals, and pee gasoline!"

Submariner said...

Um, officer? May we move a few feet? There's a homeless dude lookin' up my space armor...

Submariner said...

no, No, NO!
You wait until I TELL you to assume the position...

Jack Reacher said...

"Although you are in possession of a particle beam weapon, Sir, I am not allowed to ask your immigration status."

Jack Reacher said...

Obama's teleprompter got a little wild on St. Patty's day and, well, things were out of hand.

Artfldgr said...

Oh officer! spank me like the bad droid i am...

Artfldgr said...

Dont you two recognize me, its me, luke!

Artfldgr said...

We know having eczema is hard to live with, but now there is something better you can do about it...

Artfldgr said...

Otis, we liked you better when you just locked yourself up.

Artfldgr said...

What do you mean you dont support obama?

Artfldgr said...

Look! I can see myself!

Artfldgr said...

Storm drain, storm trooper, I dont give a hoot, we take jay-walking seriously this side of betelgeuse!

Artfldgr said...

Hey earl, i think we caught one of those "illegal aliens" i been reading about!!!

Artfldgr said...

Oh man! not again... Profiling, this is profiling. i dont see you stopping humans...

Mr. Right said...

Internal Affairs was still investigating the arresting Jedi and his Padawan for "excessive use of The Force."

mklasing said...

After the Death Star received its bailout Stormtrooper X352 spent his bonus on giant pile of weed.

mklasing said...

Stormtrooper X352 forgot that he was not allowed to cling to his guns and religion in California.

dadoctah said...

"My civil rights are being violated! Don't you know that the Sith religion *requires* me to wear a face covering in public?"

dadoctah said...

"Hey, Jimmy-Earl, after we finish up here, what say we go raid us a few Klingon bars?"

Rodney Dill said...

(TV AD)
LEGAL PROBLEMS? Call Crane, Poole, and Schmidt for the best legal representation in Interplanetary Law.

Rodney Dill said...

adding to dadoctah
Officer: "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
Storm Trooper: "That's not what your wife said."

Rodney Dill said...

"Well Mr. Hamill, when the judge asks just how you fell off the wagon... 9.8 meters per second per second is not an appropriate response."

Rodney Dill said...

"Son, 'round here 186,000 Miles per second is not just a good idea, it's the law.

Nose said...

Storm Drain Trooper...

metalgarth said...

Many years later, the blaster in this picture was replaced with a Walkie Talkie

dadoctah said...

"C'mon, son, lemme hear that Wilhelm Scream."

Adjustah said...

And dressing like this, boys and girls, is how to guarantee that your first night in the "Detention level" ends with your "exhaust port" being repeatedly "bulls-eyed" by quite a few purple "lightsabers"...

James McEnanly said...

It wasn't you, but someone who looks exactly like you. Yeah right.

Seoulman (R) said...

Rodney King came with padding this time.

Seoulman (R) said...

We're gonna have to do a body cavity search, anybody got a rubber glove and some WD-40

Seoulman (R) said...

Next time you want to mess with Earth, don't touch Dunkin' Doughnuts

Seoulman (R) said...

In Star Wars IX the gang heads for San Francisco. Sneak Previews says it's much better than the similar Star Trek concept.

Seoulman (R) said...

Apparently you have to spend 50 dollars to get this special treatment at the Folsom Street Fair.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Leon Fnurks is determined to break Rodney King's record for number of police beatings sustained by an asshole.
Guinness, are you counting?

dadoctah said...

"Chewbacca spoiled me for anyone else."

Mr. Hankey said...

"Screw you - I work for Mel Brooks!"

Matt the K said...

The Police Force is strong with this one.

sonicfrog said...

The New Republic's DoJ, under Jedi Obama, wasn't nearly as tolerant as the moderate Republican guards who voted for him had hoped.

Army of Dad said...

" I want my free clone call."

Matt the K said...

"You have the right to remain walkie-talkie voiced."

Matt the K said...

"Save it for the judge, buddy.. That street-wookie you picked up was undercover Vice.