1. Not content with wrecking his own movies, George Lucas performs an abortion on Training Day.
2. "Yeah, well the droids you're looking for aren't in Livonia, boy!"
3. "What you did with that Tauntaun was disgusting. This isn't the planet Enumclaw, Queermo."
4. "Aw, dudes, lay off. Everybody who worked on the Death Star got bonuses."
5. "Get the plunger! It's Palpatine time!"
Best of Silhouette
"It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Although you are in possession of a particle beam weapon, Sir, I am not allowed to ask your immigration status."
Best of Artfldgr
Oh officer! spank me like the bad droid i am...
Best of Mr. Right
Internal Affairs was still investigating the arresting Jedi and his Padawan for "excessive use of The Force."
Best of dadoctah
"My civil rights are being violated! Don't you know that the Sith religion *requires* me to wear a face covering in public?"
Best of Rodney Dill
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Best of dadoctah
"C'mon, son, lemme hear that Wilhelm Scream."
Best of James McEnanly
It wasn't you, but someone who looks exactly like you. Yeah right.
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Screw you - I work for Mel Brooks!"
47 comments:
Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
COPS changed their theme music from Bad Boys to the Imperial March for a special episode shot in the outer rings.
Somehow I don't think the taser will faze him.
TK214 put your hands on the car and don't move!
Force? Excessive police force is more like it.
"It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?"
"Take me to your Leader! I eat illegals, and pee gasoline!"
Um, officer? May we move a few feet? There's a homeless dude lookin' up my space armor...
no, No, NO!
You wait until I TELL you to assume the position...
"Although you are in possession of a particle beam weapon, Sir, I am not allowed to ask your immigration status."
Obama's teleprompter got a little wild on St. Patty's day and, well, things were out of hand.
Oh officer! spank me like the bad droid i am...
Dont you two recognize me, its me, luke!
We know having eczema is hard to live with, but now there is something better you can do about it...
Otis, we liked you better when you just locked yourself up.
What do you mean you dont support obama?
Look! I can see myself!
Storm drain, storm trooper, I dont give a hoot, we take jay-walking seriously this side of betelgeuse!
Hey earl, i think we caught one of those "illegal aliens" i been reading about!!!
Oh man! not again... Profiling, this is profiling. i dont see you stopping humans...
Internal Affairs was still investigating the arresting Jedi and his Padawan for "excessive use of The Force."
After the Death Star received its bailout Stormtrooper X352 spent his bonus on giant pile of weed.
Stormtrooper X352 forgot that he was not allowed to cling to his guns and religion in California.
"My civil rights are being violated! Don't you know that the Sith religion *requires* me to wear a face covering in public?"
"Hey, Jimmy-Earl, after we finish up here, what say we go raid us a few Klingon bars?"
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adding to dadoctah
Officer: "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
Storm Trooper: "That's not what your wife said."
"Well Mr. Hamill, when the judge asks just how you fell off the wagon... 9.8 meters per second per second is not an appropriate response."
"Son, 'round here 186,000 Miles per second is not just a good idea, it's the law.
Storm Drain Trooper...
Many years later, the blaster in this picture was replaced with a Walkie Talkie
"C'mon, son, lemme hear that Wilhelm Scream."
And dressing like this, boys and girls, is how to guarantee that your first night in the "Detention level" ends with your "exhaust port" being repeatedly "bulls-eyed" by quite a few purple "lightsabers"...
It wasn't you, but someone who looks exactly like you. Yeah right.
Rodney King came with padding this time.
We're gonna have to do a body cavity search, anybody got a rubber glove and some WD-40
Next time you want to mess with Earth, don't touch Dunkin' Doughnuts
In Star Wars IX the gang heads for San Francisco. Sneak Previews says it's much better than the similar Star Trek concept.
Apparently you have to spend 50 dollars to get this special treatment at the Folsom Street Fair.
Leon Fnurks is determined to break Rodney King's record for number of police beatings sustained by an asshole.
Guinness, are you counting?
"Chewbacca spoiled me for anyone else."
"Screw you - I work for Mel Brooks!"
The Police Force is strong with this one.
The New Republic's DoJ, under Jedi Obama, wasn't nearly as tolerant as the moderate Republican guards who voted for him had hoped.
" I want my free clone call."
"You have the right to remain walkie-talkie voiced."
"Save it for the judge, buddy.. That street-wookie you picked up was undercover Vice.
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