1. "Blast our luck! Another All You Can Eat cafeteria goes out of business just as we show up!"
2. "We are exactly the correct weight... for an aircraft carrier."
3. The Fight Club looked forward to supplying their soap business for years to come.
4. "So, Captain Kirk, you say you and the pointy eared fella want to take my daughters into the future to communicate with an alien probe?" (ORA? IDK.)
5. If America used Pounds instead of Dollars as currency, this is what Obama's deficits would look like.
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The final refutation of Paul Erlich's predictions of famine in America.
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"Would you like to super-size your order...oh, right."
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Family photos from the Michelin Man's Facebook profile.
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they are tired for being mistaken for volkswagons jockying for position on sunday walks.
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BEHOLD: The World's Strongest Front Porch.
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"Big People, Little World"
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The rest of the Family ties clan reunites for a very special reunion episode on the Hallmark channel.
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"Okay, we've met the Huckabees. Now it's time to meet their challengers, next on 'Family Feud'!"
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All four in unison: "You gonna eat that?"
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The Fellmens were the only four survivors of a 192 day odyssey when their 747 went down in the remote mountains of Chile with 248 passengers and crew on board.
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Biff Thompson skidded to a halt. The Omnivorous Maximus he had been hunting had run into three of the she-beasts in a dead-end cove, and together they had turned to face the approaching danger. Biff realized that he had been crashing through the underbrush in his enthusiasm to catch his intended prey, and now he realized that the scales of advantage had shifted, and not to his favor. Nervously, he took mental stock of his ammo, and realized that he was either going to be in for the longest afternoon of his life, or the shortest.
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They're on the Dole....and the Del Monte, the Stouffers, the Pillsbury's, the Chef Boyardee...
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The final refutation of Paul Erlich's predictions of famine in America.
"Would you like to super-size your order...oh, right."
There are more chins in this photo than the Hong Kong phone book.
When they sit around the house, they really sit AROUND the house.
Family photos from the Michelin Man's Facebook profile.
"So, Captain Kirk, you say you and the pointy eared fella want to take my daughters into the future to communicate with an alien probe?" (ORA? IDK.)
Yes, it's true, these things will be extinct in the future.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for... Hey, where'd that rabbit go, anyway?"
wv: adombies - What the people who watch the Super Bowl only for the commercials are.
Richard Simmons wept.
Gene Simmons would still tag that, though.
...Maybe the ABBA reunion was not such a good idea after all...
the more distant elements of Barneys family never really cared to be known
they are tired for being mistaken for volkswagons jockying for position on sunday walks.
You know, Dub was thinking about doin' the chick on the right, but the bleach blonde hair was a deal-breaker.
Lydia oh Lydia say have you met lydia...
It wasnt just the one child that had problems with Wonkas candies...
BEHOLD: The World's Strongest Front Porch.
All your tater tot are belong to us.
how do they wipe their arses?
Sarah the brunette was always jealous of amy the blond as amy had a hip she could rest her hand on.
OJA:
Daddy musta found the right wrinkle at least twice...
ATDHE (And the DUB'S head exxploded...)
Another Fattenrude family reunion photo.
On the upside, they're far too thin to be on food stamps.
"Big People, Little World"
Line them all up and it spells "OOOO".
wv: horsolec. Cholesterol for dyslexics.
And Wisconsin thinks *they're* America's Dairyland!
Body by Big Mac times four.
The rest of the Family ties clan reunites for a very special reunion episode on the Hallmark channel.
"Okay, we've met the Huckabees. Now it's time to meet their challengers, next on 'Family Feud'!"
Poppin' Fresh? Nope we haven't *burp* seen him around here
"Body by Hormel"
Every so often someone takes heavy metal song lyrics too seriously and ruins their life. For this guy it was "BIG BOTTOM... BIG BOTTOM... TALK ABOUT MUDFLAPS MY GIRLS GOT 'EM"
Why Match.com doesn't confirm if the pictures are real...
"Does this make me look..."
"Yes. Oh hell yes!"
Scientists today reported the first crossing of humans with manatees.
I'd calculate their BMI, but I'm afraid my calculator would blow up.
"They say Obama needs to gain gravitas. It's easy; just eat lots of Ho-Hos and Doritos."
All four in unison: "You gonna eat that?"
I'm not saying this family's fat, but they buy their clothes at the awning & banner shop.
Their wheels? A lowrider Prius that gets 12 mpg.
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I'm not even kidding.
The Fellmens were the only four survivors of a 192 day odyssey when their 747 went down in the remote mountains of Chile with 248 passengers and crew on board.
So my buddy Jack tells me that he's dating three honeys at once.
I tell him "They're like buses!"
He says, "I know what you mean...you wait forever, and then they all come at once!"
I said, "No...THEY are like BUSES!"
(a Jimmy Carr joke)
With universal health care dictating censures on the fat and obese -- Figgers become the new second class citizens.
These are the types of people that go to a resturant look at the menu and say "OK".
Biff Thompson skidded to a halt. The Omnivorous Maximus he had been hunting had run into three of the she-beasts in a dead-end cove, and together they had turned to face the approaching danger. Biff realized that he had been crashing through the underbrush in his enthusiasm to catch his intended prey, and now he realized that the scales of advantage had shifted, and not to his favor. Nervously, he took mental stock of his ammo, and realized that he was either going to be in for the longest afternoon of his life, or the shortest.
"Googenheim, party of four please."
"Yes, and we're hongry."
Matt the K said: All your tater tot are belong to us.
I almost pissed myself, dude. Great caption!
If this was a dub family reunion, it would explain a lot...
All the girls in da house holla 'HO', say 'HO-HO', let me hear ya yell 'TWINKIE'!
Rap is a very versatile medium, or in this case XXXL.
CHeck out all the XXXL action next on Spike!
The real reason why Cinderella was punished what that she was such a skinny bitch.
The farmers daughters. A very ppor farmer who didn't have any crops left to sell.
The Roll family claims that being fat just runs in the family.
No one knows if they are pregnant again or not.
Silda Spitzer presents new secretary applicants for Eliot to consider.
If the unions ran Playboy...
Dear Rod Stewart, I hear that you are a lover of large breasts. Both of my daughters are your biggest fans and would really like to meet you at your next concert. Please see attached family photo.
Standard Cap #1: Subby, SOTG your prom dates are here.
You wouldn't think it's so funny if you had a combined family BMI of 21.5 until some frakkin' witch doctor got out of the boat...
Britannia Rules The Sleaze.
They're on the Dole....and the Del Monte, the Stouffers, the Pillsbury's, the Chef Boyardee...
(girls) "We get our good looks from our mother."
Riots broke out in England after the news was released that this family would be on Big Brother - and would indulge in the hot tub.
Cows arent the only animals that can make methane...
upon eating the last cannoli the concentration of mass became so high, that the connoly family became stuck together.
Paradise: "Here ya go, Mohammed. Ya got another 68 comin', but we'll give you a voucher. You go boy!"
Benny Craig's Diet Plan
If you see any of these people on an elevator -- don't get on!
Scenes before the riot began in line at the "America's Top Model" tryouts.
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