Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hose



Best of metalgarth
Discovery Zone seems to be chnging their target demographic a bit

Best of metalgarth
There are many bouyant things in this picture. See if you can spot more than 2 of them

Best of paul
Pretty, Pretty bags of mostly saline

Best of Army of Dad
Not the first hose she has had spraying in between her legs.

Best of Army of Dad
Rubber boobies your the one, you make bath time lots of fun. Rubber boobies you're my favorite things...

Best of dub
God just killed a kitten.

Best of jeff
Jenny always wondered what one looked like when it sprayed... and wasn't in her mouth.

Best of Submariner
THAT look is supposed to make us think she's never had 9" of spurting hose in her hands? What a crappy actress...

Best of mpur
This was the last time Helen let her husband plan the neighborhood pool party.

Best of mega
MMmmmmmmmmm......where can I get those super-sized skittles?

Best of Nose
Excuse me miss, I'm with the Jerking Authority. I'm going to have to take a look inside your bikini.

36 comments:

metalgarth said...

Discovery Zone seems to be chnging their target demographic a bit

metalgarth said...

The Jerking Authority will be paying Matt the Kostume a visit 10 minutes after he sees this

metalgarth said...

Her time in the land of Rain and Boobs has paid off

metalgarth said...

There are many bouyant things in this picture. See if you can spot more than 2 of them

paul said...

Pretty, Pretty bags of mostly water.

Army of Dad said...

Not the first hose she has had spraying in between her legs.

Army of Dad said...

It is a hot tub now.

Army of Dad said...

No fair, she double knotted her top!

Army of Dad said...

Kiddie pool cool.

Army of Dad said...

Time for an amphibious operation.

Army of Dad said...

Rubber boobies your the one, you make bath time lots of fun. Rubber boobies you're my favorite things...

Matt the K said...

Meh. I like my fantasies a little more 'real'. I mean, come on, you can tell that fence was photo-shopped in.

Army of Mom said...

AoD, happy early anniversary sweetie. Look, she's even gift-wrapped with bows on her hips.

Army of Mom said...

Finally, I found someone to clean out the pool in the back yard.

Oh wait, NOOOOOW Army of Dad wants to do some work in the yard.

Mikey said...

Hose? I only see one ho!

Army of Dad said...

Splish splash I was taking a bath...

paul said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. OK - you can skip the lotion again.

dub said...

It gots the hose, and I am working the lotion.

dub said...

God just killed a kitten.

Tim said...

Jenny McCarthy is still sure that autism does not run in her family

Matt the K said...

You'd think that after raiding the set 17 times, the Van Nuys cops would understand that this is kiddie POOL porn.

Kaptain Krude said...

I LIK HOSE, CAN BE THRSDAY BABE NOW?



(for AoM)

wv: missin - I certainly hope she is!

jeff said...

Jenny always wondered what one looked like when it sprayed... and wasn't in her mouth.

Submariner said...

First; most little girls slid down the slide rather than the rail, Miss McCarthy...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

THAT look is supposed to make us think she's never had 9" of spurting hose in her hands? What a crappy actress...

Submariner said...

For some unknown reason, the wife didn't seem to appreciate the "Water Fun Theme Park" I took her to on Thursday.

mklasing said...

Man, that hedge really needs to be trimmed.

mpur said...

This was the last time Helen let her husband plan the neighborhood pool party.

mega said...

In a few rare cases, having a nanny-state that encourages people to act like children actually works out pretty well.

mega said...

MMmmmmmmmmm......where can I get those super-sized skittles?

mega said...

Once you got inside the White House gates, the so-called "vegetable garden" took on a whole new vibe.

mega said...

Winner of the 2009 Award For Most Sexual Metaphors Stuffed Into One Photograph

mega said...

Under the circumstances, Tom probably should've realized that a five-person pool cleaning crew was, well, excessive.

mega said...

Oh great, another dodger.

Nose said...

Excuse me miss, I'm with the Jerking Authority. I'm going to have to take a look inside your bikini.