Saturday, March 21, 2009
The Holy Father and the Righteous Dude
1. "Dude! My mom totally has that same outfit!"
2. "You know, Holy Father, that your faith and good works can't hide what a sick intercourse you really are."
3. "Also, Pope-dude, you're wrong about the doctrine of Sola Scriptura..." Nancy Pelosi's grandchildren visit the Vatican.
4. "Aw, we came all the way to Italy, and you're not even wearing one of your funny hats."
5. "The Pope says, 'I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.' And then Clinton says, 'Sorry, Pope, you're a day late!' That one always cracks me up."
Gorram Best of Army of Dad
So that is what Alan Tudyck is up to nowadays.
Best of Jack Reacher
"You know, Christopher Hitchens says you don't exist. No, wait; it was your boss he was talking about."
Best of mega
"My son, now I will tell you my picks for the Final Four."
Best of Submariner
Blonde in purple dress' thought bubble; "I DON'T believe the Pope fell for Larry's old 'pull my finger' bit..."
Best of Double the U
Son, meet me in the rectory in an hour... bring the camera.
Best of Nose
Dude! Do you, like, have a rubber I could have? This chick on my right TOTALLY wants me.
Best of Silhouette
"Dude, tell me more about the white smoke."
Best of Prince Harry
Your Pope costume is so not better than my Nazi costume.
Best of Seoulman (R)
I used to have the same concerns, but it is amazing what viagra can do for you. Check with your doctor. The side effects include...
Best of Matt the K
"You had me at 'Dominus vobiscum'..."
Best of dub
Ceiling Cat is molesting an alter boi.
Best of sonicfrog
The Pope's thought bubble: "A little old for my tastes, but you'll do..."
David's thought bubble: "A little old for my tastes, but you'll do..."
Best of dadoctah
"The Dalai Lama sends his love and kisses, and wants to know if you still have the ABBA CDs he let you borrow."