Best of Army of Mom
I just keep getting the feeling that I forgot something today. Got my keys, put on my earrings. Wait a minute ....
Best of Army of Dad
Stunt cat not impressed.
Best of Tim
It's funny from this angle you can't even see the penis
Best of Matt the K
Janie woke up this morning, grabbed her keys, and her earrings, but forgot her pants and feet.
Best of jeff
"Oh dear - lava."
Best of mega
Kendall was offered a simple choice. Agree to eat some food, and you can come back inside the plane. She couldn't decide.
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Her name is anorexia and she blow in the wind.
Hot!
No, not the girl. The cement thing she's sitting on. Ow.
I just keep getting the feeling that I forgot something today. Got my keys, put on my earrings. Wait a minute ....
This year's "business casual" look is very, very casual indeed.
PORN: UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Cue the fluffers to tell the dipstick to lose the blouse. *shaking my head* These young skinny girls may work cheaper, but they're dumber than a box of rocks.
Riffing on Matt the K:
Casual Friday just got more fun.
How tacky. Her sleeves are too short.
"OK, lady, come down from there! Just because you forgot to wear your pants to work doesn't mean you should jump!!!"
The Fashion Police were happy - for a change - to make this arrest.
Man hands - check
Bony hips - check
Tiny nips - check
Yep, she's dub approved.
Hmm, I think those earrings may be bigger than her breasts. Let me check.
Mission Impossible 4: the Hunt for *unt.
Stunt cat not impressed.
It turns out climbing the Washington Monument isn't a good idea afterall.
EAT A CARROT FATASS!
It's funny from this angle you can't even see the penis
Kroes... crows... someone forgot to tell her she can't actually fly.
"Hey Jenny - look out, I'm coming down."
"Um, guys - a little more than a 3 inch wide ledge would have been nice."
The wolf looked at her and said, "I'm not that hungry... nothing but skin and bones anyway."
In this remake of North by Northwest, businesswoman Ruby Thornhill is chased across the face of Mount Rushmore, but loses her skirt when it gets hooked on Roosevelt's mustache.
Janie woke up this morning, grabbed her keys, and her earrings, but forgot her pants and feet.
"Oh dear - lava."
Kendall was offered a simple choice. Agree to eat some food, and you can come back inside the plane. She couldn't decide.
Damn, those lobsters have gotten good, with the camoflage and all.
As Karen slid inexorably toward the Soilent Green grinder, she thought: damn, I should've just gone with the flow and been sold with the apartment.
One of the 72 virgins discovers that, unfortunately, there is no furniture in heaven.
"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." Arrrgh. The problem with modern technology is that when someone puts a song in your head you have to go over to YouTube and watch the video.
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