Thursday, March 26, 2009

HBT Tribute to Duran Duran



Best of Army of Mom
I just keep getting the feeling that I forgot something today. Got my keys, put on my earrings. Wait a minute ....

Best of Army of Dad
Stunt cat not impressed.

Best of Tim
It's funny from this angle you can't even see the penis

Best of Matt the K
Janie woke up this morning, grabbed her keys, and her earrings, but forgot her pants and feet.

Best of jeff
"Oh dear - lava."

Best of mega
Kendall was offered a simple choice. Agree to eat some food, and you can come back inside the plane. She couldn't decide.

26 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Her name is anorexia and she blow in the wind.

Army of Mom said...

Hot!

No, not the girl. The cement thing she's sitting on. Ow.

Army of Mom said...

I just keep getting the feeling that I forgot something today. Got my keys, put on my earrings. Wait a minute ....

Matt the K said...

This year's "business casual" look is very, very casual indeed.

Army of Mom said...

PORN: UR DOIN IT WRONG.

Cue the fluffers to tell the dipstick to lose the blouse. *shaking my head* These young skinny girls may work cheaper, but they're dumber than a box of rocks.

Army of Mom said...

Riffing on Matt the K:

Casual Friday just got more fun.

Army of Mom said...

How tacky. Her sleeves are too short.

Matt the K said...

"OK, lady, come down from there! Just because you forgot to wear your pants to work doesn't mean you should jump!!!"

Army of Mom said...

The Fashion Police were happy - for a change - to make this arrest.

Army of Mom said...

Man hands - check
Bony hips - check
Tiny nips - check

Yep, she's dub approved.

Army of Mom said...

Hmm, I think those earrings may be bigger than her breasts. Let me check.

Army of Dad said...

Mission Impossible 4: the Hunt for *unt.

Army of Dad said...

Stunt cat not impressed.

Army of Dad said...

It turns out climbing the Washington Monument isn't a good idea afterall.

dub said...

EAT A CARROT FATASS!

Tim said...

It's funny from this angle you can't even see the penis

jeff said...

Kroes... crows... someone forgot to tell her she can't actually fly.

"Hey Jenny - look out, I'm coming down."

"Um, guys - a little more than a 3 inch wide ledge would have been nice."

jeff said...

The wolf looked at her and said, "I'm not that hungry... nothing but skin and bones anyway."

Silhouette said...

In this remake of North by Northwest, businesswoman Ruby Thornhill is chased across the face of Mount Rushmore, but loses her skirt when it gets hooked on Roosevelt's mustache.

Matt the K said...

Janie woke up this morning, grabbed her keys, and her earrings, but forgot her pants and feet.

jeff said...

"Oh dear - lava."

mega said...

Kendall was offered a simple choice. Agree to eat some food, and you can come back inside the plane. She couldn't decide.

mega said...

Damn, those lobsters have gotten good, with the camoflage and all.

mega said...

As Karen slid inexorably toward the Soilent Green grinder, she thought: damn, I should've just gone with the flow and been sold with the apartment.

mega said...

One of the 72 virgins discovers that, unfortunately, there is no furniture in heaven.

totally tubular said...

"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." Arrrgh. The problem with modern technology is that when someone puts a song in your head you have to go over to YouTube and watch the video.