1. "If this powder doesn't work, I got some WD-40 that'll get your thong out of your ass crack."
2. "I really should stop watching this and look up the Russian word for 'Reset,'" thought the SecState, but then she figured, N-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h.
3. "Dammit Quaneesha, lay off the damn olestra potato chips!"
4. Like many members of the Bush Administration, Condaleezza Rice found it difficult to find work.
5. "OK, it's tucked in real tight. Let's start the drag show."
Best of Army of Dad
"A black man President? Yeah right, and glitter might blow out my butt!"
Best of curly
"...and sitting in for the ailing President Obama: a big black ass with sparkles on it."
Best of Army of Dad
Her name is Rio and she blows sparkles on an ass...
Best of dub
Where you will be when her laxative kicks in?
Best of dub
Michelle thought to herself, "this will make a great gift for those England dignitary people".
Best of Pendark
Michelle explains how to make yourself fart fresh air like the president.
Best of Kaptain Krude
I've heard of "kissing your ass goodbye", but this is some kind of twist that I'm not sure I like.
(Or maybe I do.)
Best of dub
WOOHOO!! First new job has been created!!
Best of Adjustah
Commander Riker slowly began to suspect that Geordi had drunkenly saved over his favorite holodeck program...
Best of prince of leaves
The cheerleaders of New Orleans Public School #12 prepare for the big halftime extravaganza.
Best of prince of leaves
A lady-in-waiting prepares Empress M'chel for her wifely duties.
Best of mega
"I know, My Queen. It is an outrage that you brought Mr. Obama a 1700 year old solid gold zebra symbolizing our country's beautiful wildlife, and he gave you a $3 thong. That is his way."
Best of GregMan
"Tell me again, Mr. President, how exactly is this going to make the sea levels go down?"
41 comments:
Well if Obama can blow smoke out of his ass so can we.
Back dat @ss up.
Just another Wednesday on the 7th floor at the State Department.
"A black man President? Yeah right, and glitter might blow out my butt!"
"Yeah, I see it. Girl, that ain't no mosquito bite."
"I want the tattoo to say 'Enter here for Old Navy specials.'"
ATDHE
wv: hersha. Close to what I was thinking, actually.
"...and sitting in for the ailing President Obama: a big black ass with sparkles on it."
Her name is Rio and she blows sparkles on an ass...
Some songs should be left alone.
Dammit, Sh'NaNa, it ain't blow, so quit snortin' my butt-glitter!
Illustrated cliches #31:
All that glitters is NOT gold.
None of that "blowin' kisses" crap, Shirley. You lost the bet so lips to cheeks!
Where you will be when her laxative kicks in?
Michelle thought to herself, "this will make a great gift for those England dignitary people".
Michelle explains how to make yourself fart fresh air like the president.
SNORTIN BLOW OFF HOOKER'S AZZ... UR DOIN IT RONG!
It's a black full moon! The Endtimes are here! Run for the hills!
"Yes'm, Miss Huffington, I's jes' be puttin' de final touches on yo' statue. Is you sure Mr. Obama posed fo' you fo' dis?"*
*ATDHWSN - And Then Dawn's Head Went Super Nova.
I've heard of "kissing your ass goodbye", but this is some kind of twist that I'm not sure I like.
(Or maybe I do.)
dub was later found explosively, violently throwing up.
WOOHOO!! First new job has been created!!
Its no use girlfriend, all the glitter in the world won't be enough to distract dub from saying you are fat.
The slave girl scenes from the Blaxploitation version of Return of the Jedi were... SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER than the original
Unrequited Jungle Love?
Until now, I thought the phrase -"Kiss your ass goodbye" - was only a metaphor.
-OR-
"Honey, I don't care what yo granny did when you skinned your knee... you couldn't pay me enough to axully kiss yo ugly butt to make it feel bettuh."
PS - This is the most revolting series of photos in the time I've been here... VtheK, you are indeed a sick intercourse! I want a refund.
Just Say No To Crack
Freebasing Crack...UR DOIN IT RONG
Shouldnt she be holding a cup?
It is sad that in this country, the land of the free, "those" people cant even afford toilet paper.
Commander Riker slowly began to suspect that Geordi had drunkenly saved over his favorite holodeck program...
Adjustah, that made me really laugh out loud. Awesome.
The cheerleaders of New Orleans Public School #12 prepare for the big halftime extravaganza.
I thought you topped cottage cheese with nutmeg, not cupcake sparkles...?
A lady-in-waiting prepares Empress M'chel for her wifely duties.
"I know, My Queen. It is an outrage that you brought Mr. Obama a 1700 year old solid gold zebra symbolizing our country's beautiful wildlife, and he gave you a $3 thong. That is his way."
Two former District Attorneys fired by the Bush Administration prepare for a job interview at the State Department.
Evidently Old Navy had a sale on glitter.
ATDHE
"Tell me again, Mr. President, how exactly is this going to make the sea levels go down?"
Due to the recession, Tinker bell and the other fairies find new uses for fairy dust.
And then Sir Mix-a-Lot's head exploded.
Channeling Slim Pickins - "A spit in hand, ass slappin good time, yeeee haaaaaa!"
It took Shaquisha a while to realize why there were no handles on this slot machine.
Oh...I thought you said a "SLOT" machine...
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