Friday, March 13, 2009

The Fire In Your Eyes


1. "So, how do you like the habanero burritos?"

2. Another American learns what his taxes will be when Chairman Zero gets done with economy.

3. "Did I bring back any souvenirs from Chulac? Funny you should ask..."

4. "My mother does what in hell?"

5. "Dude, this is really, really good acid."

Best of Mr. Right
"Obamunists suck! Hulk-Boy Smash!"

Best of dadoctah
"This driver's license you handed me is a pretty bad fake, son. Here under 'eye color' it says...now that can't be right."

Best of mklasing
Look mom, you can see the glow of our economy going up in flames reflected in Timmy's eyes.

Best of steve o
Don't tease the happy fun devil child.

Best of steve o
Generally, Shia Labouf uses his powers only for good. But sometimes...

Best of Submariner
Evidently, Billy's getting checked early for colon cancer.

Best of Adjustah
Superman was a real prick in high school...

Best of Army of Dad
Visine, desperate to connect with a new generation shunted Ben Stein aside.

Best of prince of leaves
Before being discovered by Charles Xavier, a young Cyclops loved testing his emerging powers on the neighborhood cats.

Best of robert
So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.

34 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

2012 - Democrats decide to use cornea implants to identify all red state citizens. Heil Obama!!

Mr. Right said...

Luckily for the rest of us, "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" was not amused by the pork-laden trillion dollar "stimulus" packages Obama and his Democrat Congress kept passing either!

(It is said that when driving through Nebraska, you can still hear them screaming in the cornfields.)

Mr. Right said...

"Obamunists suck! Hulk-Boy Smash!"

dadoctah said...

"This driver's license you handed me is a pretty bad fake, son. Here under 'eye color' it says...now that can't be right."

wv: crucapid. What I did first thing this morning after sleeping all night with a pillow in my crotch.

mklasing said...

Look mom, you can see the glow of our economy going up in flames reflected in Timmy's eyes.

mklasing said...

Completely by accident, Obama's stem cell research plan and Dutch experiments in human cloning unintentionally spawned the son of Satan.

steve o said...

Don't tease the happy fun devil child.

steve o said...

Generally, Shia Labouf uses his powers only for good. But sometimes...

Chrees said...

"He has his father's eyes"--Rosemary's baby at 24

Submariner said...

Don't make me angry; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Submariner said...

Wanna see something really scary?

Submariner said...

You've heard of the "green-eyed monster" of jealousy? Meet the equvalent for Road Rage...

Submariner said...

Evidently, Billy's getting checked early for colon cancer.

Submariner said...

Walkin in on Mom and Dad is disturbing at any age...

Submariner said...

For the first time, Greg sees Carol in a whole new light.

Submariner said...

we-ell, he ain't got Bette Davis eyes, that's fer sher.

Adjustah said...

Superman was a real prick in high school...

Army of Dad said...

Orange you glad to see me?

Army of Dad said...

ORA: ...so help me God, yellow eyes!

Army of Dad said...

The eyes of March.

Army of Dad said...

Visine, desperate to connect with a new generation shunted Ben Stein aside.

Army of Mom said...

With the eyyyyyyeeeee of the tiger.

prince of leaves said...

Before being discovered by Charles Xavier, a young Cyclops loved testing his emerging powers on the neighborhood cats.

dadoctah said...

I *knew* the digital television switchover had to have consequences!

wv: colorsee. No, really. That's what it says.

Jack Reacher said...

Watching the fireball, Trevor wailed "I thought only the Red States would be nuked!"

robert said...

So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.

robert said...

So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.

Submariner said...

So ORA that only V and Miss M are likely to get it:


Looks like the vortex opened up on Concussion again...

Matt the K said...

I knew them Jonas boys made a deal with the Devil. Splains everything.

Seoulman (R) said...

Jealous, me? No. I don't care if they got a bailout and I lost my shirt.

Seoulman (R) said...

The Drudge Report finds an exclusive never seen before photo of Damian Pelosi who was born in pork barrel. Nancy has not returned our phone calls but Satan remarked the boy looked just like him but couldn't be sure it was his.

Seoulman (R) said...

The doctor said you have to drink - how much - gatorade?

Seoulman (R) said...

Obama apparently lifted the ban on veggie stem cell research in curing blindness.

Seoulman (R) said...

The inspiration for "Eye of the Tiger"