1. "So, how do you like the habanero burritos?"
2. Another American learns what his taxes will be when Chairman Zero gets done with economy.
3. "Did I bring back any souvenirs from Chulac? Funny you should ask..."
4. "My mother does what in hell?"
5. "Dude, this is really, really good acid."
Best of Mr. Right
"Obamunists suck! Hulk-Boy Smash!"
Best of dadoctah
"This driver's license you handed me is a pretty bad fake, son. Here under 'eye color' it says...now that can't be right."
Best of mklasing
Look mom, you can see the glow of our economy going up in flames reflected in Timmy's eyes.
Best of steve o
Don't tease the happy fun devil child.
Best of steve o
Generally, Shia Labouf uses his powers only for good. But sometimes...
Best of Submariner
Evidently, Billy's getting checked early for colon cancer.
Best of Adjustah
Superman was a real prick in high school...
Best of Army of Dad
Visine, desperate to connect with a new generation shunted Ben Stein aside.
Best of prince of leaves
Before being discovered by Charles Xavier, a young Cyclops loved testing his emerging powers on the neighborhood cats.
Best of robert
So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.
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2012 - Democrats decide to use cornea implants to identify all red state citizens. Heil Obama!!
Luckily for the rest of us, "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" was not amused by the pork-laden trillion dollar "stimulus" packages Obama and his Democrat Congress kept passing either!
(It is said that when driving through Nebraska, you can still hear them screaming in the cornfields.)
"Obamunists suck! Hulk-Boy Smash!"
"This driver's license you handed me is a pretty bad fake, son. Here under 'eye color' it says...now that can't be right."
wv: crucapid. What I did first thing this morning after sleeping all night with a pillow in my crotch.
Look mom, you can see the glow of our economy going up in flames reflected in Timmy's eyes.
Completely by accident, Obama's stem cell research plan and Dutch experiments in human cloning unintentionally spawned the son of Satan.
Don't tease the happy fun devil child.
Generally, Shia Labouf uses his powers only for good. But sometimes...
"He has his father's eyes"--Rosemary's baby at 24
Don't make me angry; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
Wanna see something really scary?
You've heard of the "green-eyed monster" of jealousy? Meet the equvalent for Road Rage...
Evidently, Billy's getting checked early for colon cancer.
Walkin in on Mom and Dad is disturbing at any age...
For the first time, Greg sees Carol in a whole new light.
we-ell, he ain't got Bette Davis eyes, that's fer sher.
Superman was a real prick in high school...
Orange you glad to see me?
ORA: ...so help me God, yellow eyes!
The eyes of March.
Visine, desperate to connect with a new generation shunted Ben Stein aside.
With the eyyyyyyeeeee of the tiger.
Before being discovered by Charles Xavier, a young Cyclops loved testing his emerging powers on the neighborhood cats.
I *knew* the digital television switchover had to have consequences!
wv: colorsee. No, really. That's what it says.
Watching the fireball, Trevor wailed "I thought only the Red States would be nuked!"
So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.
So this is what happens when you don't empty your bladder for a week.
So ORA that only V and Miss M are likely to get it:
Looks like the vortex opened up on Concussion again...
I knew them Jonas boys made a deal with the Devil. Splains everything.
Jealous, me? No. I don't care if they got a bailout and I lost my shirt.
The Drudge Report finds an exclusive never seen before photo of Damian Pelosi who was born in pork barrel. Nancy has not returned our phone calls but Satan remarked the boy looked just like him but couldn't be sure it was his.
The doctor said you have to drink - how much - gatorade?
Obama apparently lifted the ban on veggie stem cell research in curing blindness.
The inspiration for "Eye of the Tiger"
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