Monday, March 30, 2009

Dad?



1. Another AIG executive tries to win over Barney Frank with boudoir photography... and succeeds.

2. No longer cute and cuddly, Knut became the fetish object of a depraved German businessman.

3. In his old age, Yakov Smirnoff has gone quite mad, you know.

4. The PETA protest to raise awareness of disposable diapers in landfills and Global Warming only succeeded in confusing the onlookers.

5. Ang Lee's concept for The Chronicles of Narnia was wisely rejected.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Some dad's really embarrass their kids by wearing dark socks with their shorts.

Best of Army of Dad
dub's therapy sessions were understandably very strange given his body image issues.

Best of Pendark
Never again would we use the agency that sent us "Binki the clown".

Best of Matt the K
Murray had to fire his advertising firm after the "You'll go gaga over the prices at Crazy Murray's Art Gallery!" campaign ended in failure.

Best of dadoctah
...and trust me, you do *not* want to know what happened to that big dog statue that used to be in Joey and Chandler's apartment.

Best of The Man
Another successful match from emnuclawHarmony.com

Best of Jack Reacher
"Billy Ray, this is why Ms. Liebowitz only wants photos of Miley."

Best of Submariner
Folsom Street Fair "kiddie rides."
Film at 11.

Best of dadoctah
Minus his armor and winged helmet, Prince Vultan of the Hawkmen would strike fear into a gerbil, let alone Ming the Merciless.

30 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

Some dad's really embarrass their kids by wearing dark socks with their shorts.

Army of Dad said...

So that is what happened to the Coke polar bears.

Army of Dad said...

dub's therapy sessions were understandably very strange given his body image issues.

Army of Dad said...

Great White Humper.

Army of Dad said...

Oh those crazy Canadians.

Army of Dad said...

In Soviet Russia diaper wears you!

Army of Dad said...

I do not get Russian rap videos.

Army of Dad said...

This is not what Sully was looking for when he searched for "white bear rides bare back".

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know what he will do for a Klondike bar.

Pendark said...

Never again would we use the agency that sent us "Binki the clown".

mpur said...

Seriously, it's time to do away with those National Endowment for the Arts grants.

Matt the K said...

Murray had to fire his advertising firm after the "You'll go gaga over the prices at Crazy Murray's Art Gallery!" campaign ended in failure.

dadoctah said...

...and trust me, you do *not* want to know what happened to that big dog statue that used to be in Joey and Chandler's apartment.

Silhouette said...

"Oh, hi honey. Catch an earlier flight? I can explain."

mklasing said...

The first "Milk: It does a body good" campaign commercial: FAIL

mklasing said...

It really is a shame that Brad Pitt refused to star in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2"

The Man said...

Another successful match from emnuclawHarmony.com

dadoctah said...

It could be worse. He could be playing an accordion.

Jack Reacher said...

Rick Wagoner had trouble adjusting to his forced early retirement as head of General Motors.

Jack Reacher said...

Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva damns Whitey in public, but in private it's a different story.

Jack Reacher said...

"Billy Ray, this is why Ms. Liebowitz only wants photos of Miley."

sixdegreesofbondness said...

The White House rolls out their latest campaign to explain the bailout strategy.

Oiao said...

That image.............ouch! OK, that's going to be a nightmare tonight.............

You're going to hell VTK!

Submariner said...

"You like this, don't you, V the K, you sick intercourse..."

Submariner said...

Folsom Street Fair "kiddie rides."
Film at 11.

Submariner said...

The sad, sad results of a childhood spent drinking "Jesus Juice" over at Michael's ranch...

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprocket's vhen ve regress.

dadoctah said...

Minus his armor and winged helmet, Prince Vultan of the Hawkmen would strike fear into a gerbil, let alone Ming the Merciless.

Julie the Jarhead said...

"... Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days I can make you a man."

molson said...

Yeah. Maybe getting rid of "Don't ask. Don't tell." wasn't such a good idea after all.