Army of Mom
1. "C'mon, Baby. Barack wants us to make some stem cells or whatnot."
2. ACORN celebrates its latest $5 Billion subsidy.
3. Abs of Steel FAIL!
4. The night got weirder when Sullivan yelled, "Yes, Barack, give me a caramel-colored baby!" in the midst of the buggery.
5. If you can't spare 30 minutes a day, you don't deserve a body like this.
Very Brady Best of metalgarth
Zapp Brannigan and LaBarbara Conrad's very sexy affair was never discovered until many years later
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That couch answers the question "What happened to Saddam Hussein's gaudy palace furniture?"
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You had me at "put the gun away"
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If Detroit was suddenly relocated to Massachusetts, this guy would be elected to the House of Representatives.
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...and now, straight from the Avalon Manor wine cellar...
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Wow, Donna Summer has sure let herself go.
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Ceiling cat just barfed.
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How to get a construction contract from Detroit City Council.
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O.J.'s cellmate pulls out all the stops on Friday nights.
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Senior pictures day at Rick James Charm School
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Gee, you'd think that blue dot would be bigger.*
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And this, in a nutshell, was how McMann & Tate lost the Jheri Curl account.