1. "C'mon, Baby. Barack wants us to make some stem cells or whatnot."
2. ACORN celebrates its latest $5 Billion subsidy.
3. Abs of Steel FAIL!
4. The night got weirder when Sullivan yelled, "Yes, Barack, give me a caramel-colored baby!" in the midst of the buggery.
5. If you can't spare 30 minutes a day, you don't deserve a body like this.
Very Brady Best of metalgarth
Zapp Brannigan and LaBarbara Conrad's very sexy affair was never discovered until many years later
Best of Jack Reacher
That couch answers the question "What happened to Saddam Hussein's gaudy palace furniture?"
Best of The Man
You had me at "put the gun away"
Best of Army of Dad
If Detroit was suddenly relocated to Massachusetts, this guy would be elected to the House of Representatives.
Best of Submariner
...and now, straight from the Avalon Manor wine cellar...
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Wow, Donna Summer has sure let herself go.
Best of dub
Ceiling cat just barfed.
Best of jj
How to get a construction contract from Detroit City Council.
Best of GregMan
O.J.'s cellmate pulls out all the stops on Friday nights.
Best of Matt the K
Senior pictures day at Rick James Charm School
Best of Kaptain Krude
Gee, you'd think that blue dot would be bigger.*
Best of dadoctah
And this, in a nutshell, was how McMann & Tate lost the Jheri Curl account.
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That couch answers the question "What happened to Saddam Hussein's gaudy palace furniture?"
Lobbying Barney Frank takes more than a snazzy suit and slick words.
You had me at "put the gun away"
.... "I don't know. What do you get when you cross Theo Huxtable with Jabba The Hutt?"
Even after his parole, Ja'mal was still used to being the bitch.
OG: Original girly
Even Barry White and a bottle of bubbly aren't enough to get some guys laid.
Rappunzel, rappunzel throw down your hair!
Where is my unicorn!?
Come on girl, you know champagne and chocolate are good together.
If Detroit was suddenly relocated to Massachusetts, this guy would be elected to the House of Representatives.
Why it is tough to be a gay NFL player.
Mike Tyson sure has let himself go.
Chocolate Blubber wasn't the most successful male dancer out there...
WHOA! Stevie Wonder has really let himself go...
...and now, straight from the Avalon Manor wine cellar...
I'm ready. Where be da white women?
After the break; Al discovers that champagne is better than Ripple as E! True Story continues with:
Al Sharpton; the Player Years
Wow, Donna Summer has sure let herself go.
(Thanks for the tip, Submariner and AOD!)
wv: commis -- what Jarheads beat the snot out of.
Ceiling cat just barfed.
Why do his eyes water during sex?
Mace.
ATDHE
Two Girls One Cup just got some competition from One Fatboy One Champagne Bottle.
Blue oval....THANK YOU
How to get a construction contract from Detroit City Council.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
Mandatory CapThis caption #284:
What, Thursday already?
You can tell he already got his stimulus check. Otherwise that bottle of champagne would be a can of Colt 45.
ATDHE
The Obamessiah's crazy White House parties are getting a little out of hand.
O.J.'s cellmate pulls out all the stops on Friday nights.
Zapp Brannigan and LaBarbara Conrad's very sexy affair was never discovered until many years later
You don't like your job? Think of the job that this blue circle has...
(ObPilingOn):
Wow, LaToya has really let herself go!
What really happened to Theo Huxtable.
Jamal tried his best to recapture the magic after the Unicorn dumped him for The One.
Smoove B has really let himself go.
Ted the Bartender attempts to relive his days on "The Love Boat."
To some visiting dignitaries, White House State Dinners just seemed to have a different vibe.
No.
Chocolate Flood didn't reach the charts as well as chocolate rain
When a she-male loves itself
What goes through my mind everytime Obama says stimulus package.
I'm too sexy for Helen Keller... oh wait, she can still feel can't she?
Who will be there?
Just me and you and a dog in blue.
Senior pictures day at Rick James Charm School
"Where da white men at?"
Dr. Pettifogg to "Lutheretha" - I'm sorry, there's nothing in the Physician's Desk Reference to back up a claim that you're suffering a case of blue ball. Your insurance still won't cover botched do-it-yourself sex reassignment surgery.
Gee, you'd think that blue dot would be bigger.*
*ATDHE
wv: fectmen - A new word is born.
We're going to need quite a few more of these blue dots...
And this, in a nutshell, was how McMann & Tate lost the Jheri Curl account.
Champagne Lightning/Chocolate Thunder
Little Richard, meet Big Bitchard.
When we return from the break:
Greg is surprised at what Carol was bedding. On the other hand, Mike finds himself aroused, leading to his ultimate demise when E! True Story returns to "Here's the Story..."
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