Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends

Army of Mom

1. "C'mon, Baby. Barack wants us to make some stem cells or whatnot."

2. ACORN celebrates its latest $5 Billion subsidy.

3. Abs of Steel FAIL!

4. The night got weirder when Sullivan yelled, "Yes, Barack, give me a caramel-colored baby!" in the midst of the buggery.

5. If you can't spare 30 minutes a day, you don't deserve a body like this.

Very Brady Best of metalgarth
Zapp Brannigan and LaBarbara Conrad's very sexy affair was never discovered until many years later

Best of Jack Reacher
That couch answers the question "What happened to Saddam Hussein's gaudy palace furniture?"

Best of The Man
You had me at "put the gun away"

Best of Army of Dad
If Detroit was suddenly relocated to Massachusetts, this guy would be elected to the House of Representatives.

Best of Submariner
...and now, straight from the Avalon Manor wine cellar...

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Wow, Donna Summer has sure let herself go.

Best of dub
Ceiling cat just barfed.

Best of jj
How to get a construction contract from Detroit City Council.

Best of GregMan
O.J.'s cellmate pulls out all the stops on Friday nights.

Best of Matt the K
Senior pictures day at Rick James Charm School

Best of Kaptain Krude
Gee, you'd think that blue dot would be bigger.*

Best of dadoctah
And this, in a nutshell, was how McMann & Tate lost the Jheri Curl account.

52 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

That couch answers the question "What happened to Saddam Hussein's gaudy palace furniture?"

The Man said...

Lobbying Barney Frank takes more than a snazzy suit and slick words.

The Man said...

You had me at "put the gun away"

metalgarth said...

.... "I don't know. What do you get when you cross Theo Huxtable with Jabba The Hutt?"

Army of Dad said...

Even after his parole, Ja'mal was still used to being the bitch.

Army of Dad said...

OG: Original girly

Army of Dad said...

Even Barry White and a bottle of bubbly aren't enough to get some guys laid.

Army of Dad said...

Rappunzel, rappunzel throw down your hair!

Army of Dad said...

Where is my unicorn!?

Army of Dad said...

Come on girl, you know champagne and chocolate are good together.

Army of Dad said...

If Detroit was suddenly relocated to Massachusetts, this guy would be elected to the House of Representatives.

Army of Dad said...

Why it is tough to be a gay NFL player.

Army of Dad said...

Mike Tyson sure has let himself go.

Army of Dad said...

Chocolate Blubber wasn't the most successful male dancer out there...

Submariner said...

WHOA! Stevie Wonder has really let himself go...

Submariner said...

...and now, straight from the Avalon Manor wine cellar...

Submariner said...

I'm ready. Where be da white women?

Submariner said...

After the break; Al discovers that champagne is better than Ripple as E! True Story continues with:
Al Sharpton; the Player Years

Julie the Jarhead said...

Wow, Donna Summer has sure let herself go.

(Thanks for the tip, Submariner and AOD!)

wv: commis -- what Jarheads beat the snot out of.

dub said...

Ceiling cat just barfed.

dub said...

Why do his eyes water during sex?



Mace.




ATDHE

dub said...

Two Girls One Cup just got some competition from One Fatboy One Champagne Bottle.

dub said...

Blue oval....THANK YOU

jj said...

How to get a construction contract from Detroit City Council.

ShoeChick said...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

GregMan said...

Mandatory CapThis caption #284:

What, Thursday already?

GregMan said...

You can tell he already got his stimulus check. Otherwise that bottle of champagne would be a can of Colt 45.

ATDHE

GregMan said...

The Obamessiah's crazy White House parties are getting a little out of hand.

GregMan said...

O.J.'s cellmate pulls out all the stops on Friday nights.

metalgarth said...

Zapp Brannigan and LaBarbara Conrad's very sexy affair was never discovered until many years later

Natasha said...

You don't like your job? Think of the job that this blue circle has...

dadoctah said...

(ObPilingOn):

Wow, LaToya has really let herself go!

Adjustah said...

What really happened to Theo Huxtable.

mpur said...

Jamal tried his best to recapture the magic after the Unicorn dumped him for The One.

robert said...

Smoove B has really let himself go.

jeff said...

Ted the Bartender attempts to relive his days on "The Love Boat."

mega said...

To some visiting dignitaries, White House State Dinners just seemed to have a different vibe.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No.

Seoulman (R) said...

Chocolate Flood didn't reach the charts as well as chocolate rain

Seoulman (R) said...

When a she-male loves itself

Seoulman (R) said...

What goes through my mind everytime Obama says stimulus package.

Seoulman (R) said...

I'm too sexy for Helen Keller... oh wait, she can still feel can't she?

Seoulman (R) said...

Who will be there?

Just me and you and a dog in blue.

Matt the K said...

Senior pictures day at Rick James Charm School

Jay Guevara said...

"Where da white men at?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dr. Pettifogg to "Lutheretha" - I'm sorry, there's nothing in the Physician's Desk Reference to back up a claim that you're suffering a case of blue ball. Your insurance still won't cover botched do-it-yourself sex reassignment surgery.

Kaptain Krude said...

Gee, you'd think that blue dot would be bigger.*

*ATDHE




wv: fectmen - A new word is born.

Adjustah said...

We're going to need quite a few more of these blue dots...

dadoctah said...

And this, in a nutshell, was how McMann & Tate lost the Jheri Curl account.

Matt the K said...

Champagne Lightning/Chocolate Thunder

Matt the K said...

Little Richard, meet Big Bitchard.

Submariner said...

When we return from the break:
Greg is surprised at what Carol was bedding. On the other hand, Mike finds himself aroused, leading to his ultimate demise when E! True Story returns to "Here's the Story..."