Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Chairman 0 and Some Herbs in a Bowl

Brender

1. "Uh, um, you see, um, there's a bunch of, uh, playa-hatas out on, the, uh, internet, and, um, they're gonna write nothing but, um, pot and, um, arugula captions. Joe, what's the number of that caption website?"

2. "Dude, um, you should really put a little, um, chlorine in your goldfish bowl."

3. Continuing his custom of inappropriate gifting, Chairman Zero presents the Prime Minister of New Zealand with a bowl of "Primo Hawaiian Chronic."

4. "Just. Sleep. With. This. Pod. Plant. Next. To. Your. Bed. Mr. President."

5. "Just what I, um, always wanted: the severed head of Beast Boy! And freshly permed, too!"

Very Ni Best of Rodney Dill
"Sir... I brought you a shrubbery."

Best of Army of Dad
"OK, don't get your Irish up, I have some nice DVDs to go with this too."

Best of Whacko
Having taken heavy criticism about his boxed DVD gift sets to the UK PM, Obama decides to give away Chia Pets from now on.

Best of Chrees
Glass bowl: $5.99
Chia pet: $8.99
Pissing off yet another (former) ally of the U.S.: Priceless

Best of Submariner
Treat it well; it's all that's left of the US economy...

Best of Submariner
M'chel sent you an arugala Bundt...

Best of GregMan
"...and I'd like to, um, thank myself, um, for creating, um, all plant life on this, um, planet..."

Best of mklasing
"A bowl of grass? Um, I'm from Ireland, not Iceland you metrosexual moron"

Best of Mr. Right
"I'd like to thank myself for this wonderful gift I've given me... oh, shoot, Prime Minister, I think that was your line..."

38 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Now you will never have to go with out a microgreen salad again.

Army of Dad said...

"Here are some potato sprouts, they don't call me O'bama for nothing!"

Army of Dad said...

"OK, don't get your Irish up, I have some nice DVDs to go with this too."

Army of Dad said...

Where da corned beefs at?

Army of Dad said...

"Boy you Irish really are dumb, this is not how you smoke a bowl of herb!"

Army of Dad said...

"I am sure that the Irish, and all the Europeans are green with envy that I am not their dear leader...YET!"

Army of Dad said...

The One was always looking for other 420 friendly leaders.

The Man said...

Obama accepted the Chia-fro gift but wasn't happy about it.

Army of Dad said...

Here is some "O-regano" from Obama, take it to your leader.

Whacko said...

Having taken heavy criticism about his boxed DVD gift sets to the UK PM, Obama decides to give away Chia Pets from now on.

Double the U said...

...and here is some arugula it is quite expensive in Whole Foods.

Chrees said...

Glass bowl: $5.99
Chia pet: $8.99

Pissing off yet another (former) ally of the U.S.: Priceless

Adjustah said...

"It's from AIG, Sir...they said you should eat it right away..."

Rodney Dill said...

Arugula all around

Rodney Dill said...

"Sir... I brought you a shrubbery."

Rodney Dill said...

"... but Michelle said you'd be eatin' bush tonight..."

Submariner said...

Treat it well; it's all that's left of the US economy...

Submariner said...

Uh, no your messiahship; arugala sprout salad ISN'T the normal use for Lord Stanley's Cup; what did you do with the base, and just how-in-the-heck did you get it anyhow?

Submariner said...

Bill Murray grew it for me special over at Bushwood...

dub said...

My special gift to you...an exact replica of Michelle's nappy headed vagina.

Seoulman (R) said...

I said bring me the head of the Indian Ape Man on a silver platter, but this is close enough.

Seoulman (R) said...

You will like it, I promise. It's just like Nancy Pelosi, only smarter.

Seoulman (R) said...

After you dry, crush and roll it, I promise you will be stimulated.

Seoulman (R) said...

Who did the flower arranging Joaquin Phoenix?

Seoulman (R) said...

This plant represents the love that is between our two nations. Artifical but still guaranteed to wilt the longer it is around you.

Seoulman (R) said...

Irish eyes are smiling because we are an ocean away from you.

Submariner said...

No, Barry, when we talk about the "Black Irish," you aren't it.

Submariner said...

Now ist NOT the time vhen ve transplant.

Submariner said...

M'chel sent you an arugala Bundt...

GregMan said...

"...and I'd like to, um, thank myself, um, for creating, um, all plant life on this, um, planet..."

GregMan said...

"This is, um, my new, um, organic teleprompter."

GregMan said...

"Here, um, whoever you are, um, I found this, um, on the White House, um, lawn. Remember, you're not, um, one of 190, um, countries."

mklasing said...

It's a Chia-Pelosi. So if she can't preside over the House, this can sit in her place--although, the Chia-Pelosi is a little bit smarter than the real thing.

mklasing said...

"A bowl of grass? Um, I'm from Ireland, not Iceland you metrosexual moron"

steve o said...

"Du-u-u-ude! Like, I got a plant for you too...

but I have to give it to you later."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As Obamalama graciously accepts the Official St. Patrick's Day Wig from the Irish Heritage Society President, he's thinking: "Michelle's got the perfect drapes to turn into a matching gown."

WordVerify: moskydr - vanity tags on a Russian doctor's brand new Lada.

Mr. Right said...

"I'd like to thank myself for this wonderful gift I've given me... oh, shoot, Prime Minister, I think that was your line..."

Barco Sin Vela II said...

In the spirit of Fran Zappa, Prez O gives a "Token of His Extreme"