Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Call it what you will

Army o' Mom
1. What the Obama Youth Brigade uniforms *won't* look like.


Best of metalgarth
Her boyfriend really didn't say "I wanna see a Hairy Clint"

Best of dadoctah
Not shown: the Eli Wallach hat and the Lee Van Cleef handbag.

Best of Army of Dad
Sally had a novel way to tell her ex that he is Unforgiven for cheating on her.

Best of Matt the K
WIthout the rights from Sid Vicious' estate, the designer had to substitute Mr. Eastwood at the last minute. And to think, Client doesn't even like "punks".,,

Best of Matt the K
Clint actually has breasts 2 or 3 cup sizes bigger than hers.

Best of Silhouette
It cost a fist full of dollars.

Best of Seoulman (R)
The new police uniforms were made to give a sense of both wonder and power.

Best of mpur
I know what you're thinking. "Are there six buttons or only five?"

34 comments:

metalgarth said...

her boyfriend really didn't say "I wanna see a Hairy Clint"

dadoctah said...

Not shown: the Eli Wallach hat and the Lee Van Cleef handbag.

Army of Dad said...

Well are you feeling lucky?

Army of Dad said...

Oh look, the new chastity line is out in time for spring.

Army of Dad said...

Frock of Shock.

Army of Dad said...

Hey babe, I got a "44 magnum" for you!

Army of Dad said...

Randall Flagg was pleased with Nadine's new outfit.

Army of Dad said...

Sally had a novel way to tell her ex that he is Unforgiven for cheating on her.

Army of Dad said...

Hey girl, I have some magnum force for you.

Matt the K said...

WIthout the rights from Sid Vicious' estate, the designer had to substitute Mr. Eastwood at the last minute. And to think, Client doesn't even like "punks".,,

Matt the K said...

Apparently the badge is pinned through her Clint.

Matt the K said...

So just which drapes does the carpet match???

Silhouette said...

Shouldn't that be a spaghetti strap?

Matt the K said...

Clint actually has breasts 2 or 3 cup sizes bigger than hers.

Silhouette said...

It cost a fist full of dollars.

Silhouette said...

Clint, the model, and this dress:

I leave it to the reader to decide who's the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Army of Dad said...

Clint Eastwood in Silver Star, Red Wings.

Caption Call said...

The Andy Warhol version of the dress can buy you an extra 15 minutes of fame, if you can stand the itchy armpits.

Anonymous said...

Dirty Debbie Harry?

dub said...

Man oh man am I ever glad that Clint didnt have a goatee!!

Seoulman (R) said...

Looking grand in Tourino

Seoulman (R) said...

Definitely says "Come on, make my day."

Seoulman (R) said...

Jenny found a way to make her unsightly chest hair less noticable

Seoulman (R) said...

The new police uniforms were made to give a sense of both wonder and power.

Seoulman (R) said...

Nope, sorry. I just don't see Clint in a ruffled shirt.

Jack Reacher said...

"Do you feel rucky, punk?"

Jack Reacher said...

Apparently Clint's star is on more than one Walk of Fame.

Passionate Conservative said...

I'll take "What's behind the collar" for $50, Alex.

mega said...

Marie! The face has to go on your BACK to keep the lions away!!! [snap] oh god, too late.

Mr. Hankey said...

She ain't Dirty & she ain't Harry.

mpur said...

I know what you're thinking. "Are there six buttons or only five?"

Dactyl said...

Man that guy's got a hairy chest.

Dactyl said...

And then my blind date showed up and I thought "No! No, I don't feel lucky!!"

Submariner said...

She thought it was Hugh Jackman...