1. Ted Kennedy's wake was in keeping with the standards of dignity he brought to the US Senate.2. AIG employees make the most of their bailout bonuses.
3. "You're right, guys. Who cares about vetting the Obamassiah's Treasury nominees? Let's party!"
4. "Hey! Somebody get that dead hooker outta the driveway! We need to make another beer run!" Easter with the Kennedies.
5. We've switched these frat boys regular beers with urine samples. Let's see if they notice.
Best of Matt the K
Ogre killed 3 bystanders after losing the chug contest to LaMarr's "Limp-Wristed Drinking Technique".
Best of dadoctah
Where'd that heavyset German waitress get to with my other ten beers?
Best of Whacko
Meanwhile, in Chicago, ACORN, sponsors an American Tea Party protest with their own, slightly different version.
Best of dub
The food-stamp lines are much more enjoyable under the new administration.
23 comments:
Hooray beer!
Two beers and a cigarette. Don't try this at home folks, these are highly trained professional partiers!
"If the president is Irish then so am I!"
Party foul!
As part of their initiation, Democrat voters newly registered by ACORN are required to drink the Kool Aid.
Barney Frank likes his pool boys to drink a lot, telling them "The more you drink, the more sweat courses down your lithe, young bodies."
It was a great party indeed...but two months later that hurricane would have Kwamee living in a FEMA trailer wondering where the good times has be gone to.
ATDHE
United Colors of Drunketton.
Ogre killed 3 bystanders after losing the chug contest to LaMarr's "Limp-Wristed Drinking Technique".
Obama: "AheM! The Cabinet meeting will now come to order!"
Where'd that heavyset German waitress get to with my other ten beers?
Meanwhile, in Chicago, ACORN, sponsors an American Tea Party protest with their own, slightly different version.
Looks like someone is about to find another lost weekend...
After judging the drinking contest, Barney and Andy serenaded the crowd:
Black boys are delicious
Chocolate flavored love
Licorice lips like candy
Keep my cocoa handy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Once I tried a diet
Of quiet, rest, no sweets
But I went nearly crazy
And I went clearly crazy
Because I really craved for
My chocolate flavored treats
Black boys are nutritious
Black boys fill me up
Black boys are so damn yummy
They satisfy my tummy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Black black black black
black black black black
Black boys
There were no takers.
I never knew that drinking beer could be done so...gay? Is that the right word? Help me out here -- I'm an old codger.
We secretly replaced Fred's Amercan beer with with a glass of urine, let's see if can taste the difference?
Nope, apparently not.
Son, being drunk and half naked is no way to go through life.
According to the fairness doctrine rules, half of beer ads must replace large breasted women with flat chested men. On the positive side, the men may still look like women.
Spending spring break in San Francisco proved to be a major disappointment as there were no women to be seen, anywhere.
The real reason most adults supported raising the drinking age
Emily Post Beer Tip 4.
Never lift your pinkie drinking beer, ever.
And now; direct to you from the Obama Administration Economy:
Fired Island.
The food-stamp lines are much more enjoyable under the new administration.
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