1. Ted Kennedy's wake was in keeping with the standards of dignity he brought to the US Senate.
2. AIG employees make the most of their bailout bonuses.
3. "You're right, guys. Who cares about vetting the Obamassiah's Treasury nominees? Let's party!"
4. "Hey! Somebody get that dead hooker outta the driveway! We need to make another beer run!" Easter with the Kennedies.
5. We've switched these frat boys regular beers with urine samples. Let's see if they notice.
Best of Matt the K
Ogre killed 3 bystanders after losing the chug contest to LaMarr's "Limp-Wristed Drinking Technique".
Best of dadoctah
Where'd that heavyset German waitress get to with my other ten beers?
Best of Whacko
Meanwhile, in Chicago, ACORN, sponsors an American Tea Party protest with their own, slightly different version.
Best of dub
The food-stamp lines are much more enjoyable under the new administration.