Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Beer me

Brender
1. Ted Kennedy's wake was in keeping with the standards of dignity he brought to the US Senate.

2. AIG employees make the most of their bailout bonuses.

3. "You're right, guys. Who cares about vetting the Obamassiah's Treasury nominees? Let's party!"

4. "Hey! Somebody get that dead hooker outta the driveway! We need to make another beer run!" Easter with the Kennedies.

5. We've switched these frat boys regular beers with urine samples. Let's see if they notice.

Best of Matt the K
Ogre killed 3 bystanders after losing the chug contest to LaMarr's "Limp-Wristed Drinking Technique".

Best of dadoctah
Where'd that heavyset German waitress get to with my other ten beers?

Best of Whacko
Meanwhile, in Chicago, ACORN, sponsors an American Tea Party protest with their own, slightly different version.

Best of dub
The food-stamp lines are much more enjoyable under the new administration.

23 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Hooray beer!

Army of Dad said...

Two beers and a cigarette. Don't try this at home folks, these are highly trained professional partiers!

Army of Dad said...

"If the president is Irish then so am I!"

Army of Dad said...

Party foul!

Jack Reacher said...

As part of their initiation, Democrat voters newly registered by ACORN are required to drink the Kool Aid.

Jack Reacher said...

Barney Frank likes his pool boys to drink a lot, telling them "The more you drink, the more sweat courses down your lithe, young bodies."

dub said...

It was a great party indeed...but two months later that hurricane would have Kwamee living in a FEMA trailer wondering where the good times has be gone to.

ATDHE

Matt the K said...

United Colors of Drunketton.

Matt the K said...

Ogre killed 3 bystanders after losing the chug contest to LaMarr's "Limp-Wristed Drinking Technique".

Jay Guevara said...

Obama: "AheM! The Cabinet meeting will now come to order!"

dadoctah said...

Where'd that heavyset German waitress get to with my other ten beers?

Whacko said...

Meanwhile, in Chicago, ACORN, sponsors an American Tea Party protest with their own, slightly different version.

Chrees said...

Looks like someone is about to find another lost weekend...

Submariner said...

After judging the drinking contest, Barney and Andy serenaded the crowd:

Black boys are delicious
Chocolate flavored love
Licorice lips like candy
Keep my cocoa handy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Once I tried a diet
Of quiet, rest, no sweets
But I went nearly crazy
And I went clearly crazy
Because I really craved for
My chocolate flavored treats

Black boys are nutritious
Black boys fill me up
Black boys are so damn yummy
They satisfy my tummy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Black black black black
black black black black
Black boys

There were no takers.

steve o said...

I never knew that drinking beer could be done so...gay? Is that the right word? Help me out here -- I'm an old codger.

Seoulman (R) said...

We secretly replaced Fred's Amercan beer with with a glass of urine, let's see if can taste the difference?

Nope, apparently not.

Seoulman (R) said...

Son, being drunk and half naked is no way to go through life.

Seoulman (R) said...

According to the fairness doctrine rules, half of beer ads must replace large breasted women with flat chested men. On the positive side, the men may still look like women.

Seoulman (R) said...

Spending spring break in San Francisco proved to be a major disappointment as there were no women to be seen, anywhere.

Seoulman (R) said...

The real reason most adults supported raising the drinking age

Seoulman (R) said...

Emily Post Beer Tip 4.

Never lift your pinkie drinking beer, ever.

Submariner said...

And now; direct to you from the Obama Administration Economy:
Fired Island.

dub said...

The food-stamp lines are much more enjoyable under the new administration.