1. After Lt. Mayer testified on Capitol Hill, the Navy was spared any budget cuts from Barney Frank's committee.
2. Brick Tamlin was excited to see the pants party was just getting started.
3. Submariner wishes to let everyone know... he does *not* have this outfit.
4. The rear admiral orders you to swab his poop deck.
5. Madonna's latest bustier breaks loose during her rendition of "In The Navy," brutally murdering an unfortunate back-up dancer.
Wicked Best of flyovercountry
And now, Captain Swaby, who came straight from a Cher concert, will say a few words to the "men".
Best of Army of Dad
No wonder the Chinese Navy mooned our ship.
Best of Mr. Hankey
At Senate page talent night...
Best of Jay Guevara
"I chriththen this thip the USS Barney Frank!"
Best of Matt the K
Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!
Best of Army of Mom
Your body is a wonderland ... NOT.
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Don't you think the aviator sunglasses are bit over the top?
Best of Seoulman (R)
Dang it, what is the point of being dictator if no one takes you seriously
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I don't really expect Ang Lee's remake of "Tora, Tora, Tora" to be historically accurate.
Best of sonicfrog
Seeing his career take the Kyle McLachlin nosedive, Jake Gyllenhall decided to star in the even gayer Ang Lee sequel, "Brokeback Navy".
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No wonder the Chinese Navy mooned our ship.
Before the Army would change it's policy the Navy volunteered to try scrapping 'Don't ask, don't tell'.
What do you expect when a service has seamen in it?
Looks like somebody has been spending too much time in the reactor room.
"In the Navy, we are all gay! In the Navy we swing that way!"
Sully got what he hoped for when he signed up a for a three hour tour.
See honey, I told you John Mayer was gay!
San Francisco has stooped to new lows to deflect navy recruitment.
At the New Demoratic military fashion show - another change is seen from the Republican administration.
At Senate page talent night...
"I chriththen this thip the USS Barney Frank!"
The Navy created a new rank: "Admiral of the Windward Passage."
"Hey, where's the Village People audition?"
Now we know why the Marines refer to the Navy as "The Ladies Division"
Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!
ORA - Of Rears and Vices I saw enough. Now do not be suspecting me of a pun, I entreat.
And now, Captain Swaby, who came straight from a Cher concert, will say a few words to the "men".
Before the Army would change it's policy the Navy volunteered to try scrapping 'Don't ask, don't tell'.
Meanwhile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtjYne9his
OK men, here is the deal. I proposed this new uniform to our new commander in chief, who, for some reason, referred me to Barney Frank. It was immediately approved.
Your body is a wonderland ... NOT.
"I don't want to have to pull rank on you guys, but I'm sure we'd all agree there are worse things I could pull."
wv: enturion. Another word for oman oldier.
Don't you think the aviator sunglasses are bit over the top?
Dang it, what is the point of being dictator if no one takes you seriously
The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone, and I mean everyone.
get me my riding crop
Code Pink and the Navy came to a compromise. The Navy could still kill people and break things, but had to look really really gay doing it.
We're just waiting for the Senator's limo and then we'll begin the debriefing.
Is it Thursday at the Naval Academy already?
Well swab me poop deck and call me Ishmael!
Lecture on 'battle tactics?' Not exactly, but we're planning an assault on the Blue Oyster.
When did Jim Carrey decide to remake "Up Periscope?"
I don't really expect Ang Lee's remake of "Tora, Tora, Tora" to be historically accurate.
"Where are the Nuclear Wessels?"
If Checkov and Sulu had done the Vulcan mind transfer
OK sing along with me you Queens of the Seven seas!
"Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man."
Seeing his career take the Kyle McLachlin nosedive, Jake Gyllenhall decided to star in the even gayer Ang Lee sequel, "Brokeback Navy".
By Ahab's beard, it be a West Pointer, aaaargh!
(I gots a compass in me shorts, matey.)
Anyone know where I can get some muskrat love?
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