Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Aye, Aye, Thkipper!

Divine Miss M

1. After Lt. Mayer testified on Capitol Hill, the Navy was spared any budget cuts from Barney Frank's committee.

2. Brick Tamlin was excited to see the pants party was just getting started.

3. Submariner wishes to let everyone know... he does *not* have this outfit.

4. The rear admiral orders you to swab his poop deck.

5. Madonna's latest bustier breaks loose during her rendition of "In The Navy," brutally murdering an unfortunate back-up dancer.

Wicked Best of flyovercountry
And now, Captain Swaby, who came straight from a Cher concert, will say a few words to the "men".

Best of Army of Dad
No wonder the Chinese Navy mooned our ship.

Best of Mr. Hankey
At Senate page talent night...

Best of Jay Guevara
"I chriththen this thip the USS Barney Frank!"

Best of Matt the K
Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

Best of Army of Mom
Your body is a wonderland ... NOT.

Best of Oiao
Don't you think the aviator sunglasses are bit over the top?

Best of Seoulman (R)
Dang it, what is the point of being dictator if no one takes you seriously

Best of Submariner
I don't really expect Ang Lee's remake of "Tora, Tora, Tora" to be historically accurate.

Best of sonicfrog
Seeing his career take the Kyle McLachlin nosedive, Jake Gyllenhall decided to star in the even gayer Ang Lee sequel, "Brokeback Navy".

37 comments:

Army of Dad said...

No wonder the Chinese Navy mooned our ship.

Army of Dad said...

Before the Army would change it's policy the Navy volunteered to try scrapping 'Don't ask, don't tell'.

Army of Dad said...

What do you expect when a service has seamen in it?

Army of Dad said...

Looks like somebody has been spending too much time in the reactor room.

Army of Dad said...

"In the Navy, we are all gay! In the Navy we swing that way!"

Army of Dad said...

Sully got what he hoped for when he signed up a for a three hour tour.

Army of Dad said...

See honey, I told you John Mayer was gay!

Mr. Hankey said...

San Francisco has stooped to new lows to deflect navy recruitment.

Mr. Hankey said...

At the New Demoratic military fashion show - another change is seen from the Republican administration.

Mr. Hankey said...

At Senate page talent night...

Jay Guevara said...

"I chriththen this thip the USS Barney Frank!"

Jay Guevara said...

The Navy created a new rank: "Admiral of the Windward Passage."

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, where's the Village People audition?"

mpur said...

Now we know why the Marines refer to the Navy as "The Ladies Division"

Matt the K said...

Kill it! Kill it! For the love of God kill it!

Silhouette said...

ORA - Of Rears and Vices I saw enough. Now do not be suspecting me of a pun, I entreat.

flyovercountry said...

And now, Captain Swaby, who came straight from a Cher concert, will say a few words to the "men".

dadoctah said...

Before the Army would change it's policy the Navy volunteered to try scrapping 'Don't ask, don't tell'.

Meanwhile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtjYne9his

flyovercountry said...

OK men, here is the deal. I proposed this new uniform to our new commander in chief, who, for some reason, referred me to Barney Frank. It was immediately approved.

Army of Mom said...

Your body is a wonderland ... NOT.

dadoctah said...

"I don't want to have to pull rank on you guys, but I'm sure we'd all agree there are worse things I could pull."

wv: enturion. Another word for oman oldier.

Oiao said...

Don't you think the aviator sunglasses are bit over the top?

Seoulman (R) said...

Dang it, what is the point of being dictator if no one takes you seriously

Seoulman (R) said...

The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone, and I mean everyone.

Seoulman (R) said...

get me my riding crop

Seoulman (R) said...

Code Pink and the Navy came to a compromise. The Navy could still kill people and break things, but had to look really really gay doing it.

racerboy said...

We're just waiting for the Senator's limo and then we'll begin the debriefing.

Whacko said...

Is it Thursday at the Naval Academy already?

Submariner said...

Well swab me poop deck and call me Ishmael!

Submariner said...

Lecture on 'battle tactics?' Not exactly, but we're planning an assault on the Blue Oyster.

Submariner said...

When did Jim Carrey decide to remake "Up Periscope?"

Submariner said...

I don't really expect Ang Lee's remake of "Tora, Tora, Tora" to be historically accurate.

Submariner said...

"Where are the Nuclear Wessels?"

If Checkov and Sulu had done the Vulcan mind transfer

molson said...

OK sing along with me you Queens of the Seven seas!

"Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man."

sonicfrog said...

Seeing his career take the Kyle McLachlin nosedive, Jake Gyllenhall decided to star in the even gayer Ang Lee sequel, "Brokeback Navy".

Submariner said...

By Ahab's beard, it be a West Pointer, aaaargh!
(I gots a compass in me shorts, matey.)

Seoulman (R) said...

Anyone know where I can get some muskrat love?