Monday, March 23, 2009

Another Threesome in the Gay Disco of Politics

Brender

1. "Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... The Three Amigos!"

2. As the Press Conference continued, many in the audience were put in mind of SNL's old Tonto, Frankenstein, and Tarzan sketch.

3. "Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?" - asked Obama.

4. "So many hugs. I feel just like one of those Special Olympic retards."

5. "Make this one look good... not awkward like Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley at the Grammy Awards."


Best of sonicfrog
Professor Governator hugs President Obama who this week graduates with Cuma-Sum-Laude honors from the California University School of Government Spending.

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Your embrace is a lot warmer than Maria's. God, you could cut a roast on her face!

Best of GregMan
So an Austrian, an Indonesian and a Mexican walk into a bar...

Best of Army of Dad
A wino, a slimo and a RINO.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Democratic Homecoming King is crowned.

Best of Mr. Right
0bama: "You're a funny guy, Arnold. I like you. That's why I'll order my new Civilian National Security Force to kill you last."

Best of Pendark
Riddler looked on wringing his hands with glee as joker and Two Face finished their announcement to the pink syndicate.

Best of metalgarth
Obama's first personal Terminator is completed and sent after Rush Limbaugh

Best of Seoulman (R)
I suck in movies, you suck in the White House we have so much in common.

Best of Jay Guevara
Arnold: "Yeah, I'm glad I immigrated to America too. Didn't think of pulling a fast one with the birth certificate, though. You got me there."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Sorry, Obama, I called dibs on being Moe. You can be Shemp."

Best of Mr. Hankey
June 2010 - As Obama shakes hands with his successor - President Arnold has a few words to say before escorting the impeached felon to the helicopter ride of shame. Vice President Erik Estrada peers on.

36 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Professor Governator hugs President Obama who this week graduates with Cuma-Sum-Laude honors from the California University School of Government Spending.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Your embrace is a lot warmer than Maria's. God, you could cut a roast on her face!

Matt the K said...

"Ummm which one of you is Arnold?? You Austrians all look alike to me. "

GregMan said...

Now be nice. If you were married to Muh-chelle you'd want some hot, sweaty man-love threesomes too.

dub said...

Scoreboard reads:

Home: 0
Visitors: 3

Go figure.

dub said...

Once Obama was done mortgaging off this country, we only had 10 states left.

GregMan said...

So an Austrian, an Indonesian and a Mexican walk into a bar...

GregMan said...

Ahnuld: "So I pretended to be a Republican, and ze fools elected me Governor!"

Oprompta: "That's nothing, I pretended to be an American, and the idiots elected me President!"

Army of Dad said...

Obaama, de teleprompter ist over der, ja?

Army of Dad said...

Dank you, now I can run for President too!

wv: trator Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Army of Dad said...

A wino, a slimo and a RINO.

Army of Dad said...

"You won? Get out!"

dadoctah said...

"Now here's a wacky coincidence. You're from a mixed marriage; I *have* a mixed marriage!"

dadoctah said...

"You've almost got it. It's 'to crush your enemies, see them driven before you' and *then* 'to hear the lamentations of the women'."

dadoctah said...

BHO: "I wonder if you'd mind introducing me to Arnold Stang."

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Democratic Homecoming King is crowned.

mklasing said...

Arnold: "Sorry we had to stage this in a high school gym. California has taxed all other venues out of existence."

Army of Dad said...

"I'm the President so I get to lead. 1,2,3; 1,2,3..."

Army of Dad said...

"Arnie, what a coincidence we have both had to go down on a Kennedy!"

Mr. Right said...

0bama: "You're a funny guy, Arnold. I like you. That's why I'll order my new Civilian National Security Force to kill you last."

Pendark said...

Riddler looked on wringing his hands with glee as joker and Two Face finished their announcement to the pink syndicate.

metalgarth said...

Obama's first personal Terminator is completed and sent after Rush Limbaugh

Seoulman (R) said...

you want bailout money, I want sugar, let's make a deal.

Seoulman (R) said...

I suck in movies, you suck in the White House we have so much in common.

Seoulman (R) said...

You can't always go left when you lead.

Seoulman (R) said...

You know, they named a stadium after me.

You know, they named me God

Seoulman (R) said...

It was at this moment when "Dancing with the Stars" jumped the shark

Seoulman (R) said...

First is was the lesbian wedding, then the woman hand-jobbing the dolphin, now this. The first graders hadn't learn to read or write, but man they were getting an education.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Two men. One hand. You do the math.

Submariner said...

I gotcher back, Mr. Presiduhnt...

Jay Guevara said...

Arnold: "Yeah, I'm glad I immigrated to America too. Didn't think of pulling a fast one with the birth certificate, though. You got me there."

Anonymous said...

Emperor Nero, who "fiddled around" while Rome burned

This idiot we have is Nero

Jack Reacher said...

"Sorry, Obama, I called dibs on being Moe. You can be Shemp."

Rodney Dill said...

Arnold: "Stop tryin' to stimulus mah package."

Mr. Hankey said...

June 2010 - As Obama shakes hands with his successor - President Arnold has a few words to say before escorting the impeached felon to the helicopter ride of shame. Vice President Erik Estrada peers on.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Velcome to Cah-lee-for-nya, Mr. President. Can ve hab some money now?" Ah-nold desperate attempts to get federal stimulus dollars became more and more blatant with each passing day.