1. "Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... The Three Amigos!"
2. As the Press Conference continued, many in the audience were put in mind of SNL's old Tonto, Frankenstein, and Tarzan sketch.
3. "Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?" - asked Obama.
4. "So many hugs. I feel just like one of those Special Olympic retards."
5. "Make this one look good... not awkward like Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley at the Grammy Awards."
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Professor Governator hugs President Obama who this week graduates with Cuma-Sum-Laude honors from the California University School of Government Spending.
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Your embrace is a lot warmer than Maria's. God, you could cut a roast on her face!
Best of GregMan
So an Austrian, an Indonesian and a Mexican walk into a bar...
Best of Army of Dad
A wino, a slimo and a RINO.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Democratic Homecoming King is crowned.
Best of Mr. Right
0bama: "You're a funny guy, Arnold. I like you. That's why I'll order my new Civilian National Security Force to kill you last."
Best of Pendark
Riddler looked on wringing his hands with glee as joker and Two Face finished their announcement to the pink syndicate.
Best of metalgarth
Obama's first personal Terminator is completed and sent after Rush Limbaugh
Best of Seoulman (R)
I suck in movies, you suck in the White House we have so much in common.
Best of Jay Guevara
Arnold: "Yeah, I'm glad I immigrated to America too. Didn't think of pulling a fast one with the birth certificate, though. You got me there."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sorry, Obama, I called dibs on being Moe. You can be Shemp."
Best of Mr. Hankey
June 2010 - As Obama shakes hands with his successor - President Arnold has a few words to say before escorting the impeached felon to the helicopter ride of shame. Vice President Erik Estrada peers on.
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Professor Governator hugs President Obama who this week graduates with Cuma-Sum-Laude honors from the California University School of Government Spending.
Your embrace is a lot warmer than Maria's. God, you could cut a roast on her face!
"Ummm which one of you is Arnold?? You Austrians all look alike to me. "
Now be nice. If you were married to Muh-chelle you'd want some hot, sweaty man-love threesomes too.
Scoreboard reads:
Home: 0
Visitors: 3
Go figure.
Once Obama was done mortgaging off this country, we only had 10 states left.
So an Austrian, an Indonesian and a Mexican walk into a bar...
Ahnuld: "So I pretended to be a Republican, and ze fools elected me Governor!"
Oprompta: "That's nothing, I pretended to be an American, and the idiots elected me President!"
Obaama, de teleprompter ist over der, ja?
Dank you, now I can run for President too!
wv: trator Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
A wino, a slimo and a RINO.
"You won? Get out!"
"Now here's a wacky coincidence. You're from a mixed marriage; I *have* a mixed marriage!"
"You've almost got it. It's 'to crush your enemies, see them driven before you' and *then* 'to hear the lamentations of the women'."
BHO: "I wonder if you'd mind introducing me to Arnold Stang."
Democratic Homecoming King is crowned.
Arnold: "Sorry we had to stage this in a high school gym. California has taxed all other venues out of existence."
"I'm the President so I get to lead. 1,2,3; 1,2,3..."
"Arnie, what a coincidence we have both had to go down on a Kennedy!"
0bama: "You're a funny guy, Arnold. I like you. That's why I'll order my new Civilian National Security Force to kill you last."
Riddler looked on wringing his hands with glee as joker and Two Face finished their announcement to the pink syndicate.
Obama's first personal Terminator is completed and sent after Rush Limbaugh
you want bailout money, I want sugar, let's make a deal.
I suck in movies, you suck in the White House we have so much in common.
You can't always go left when you lead.
You know, they named a stadium after me.
You know, they named me God
It was at this moment when "Dancing with the Stars" jumped the shark
First is was the lesbian wedding, then the woman hand-jobbing the dolphin, now this. The first graders hadn't learn to read or write, but man they were getting an education.
Two men. One hand. You do the math.
I gotcher back, Mr. Presiduhnt...
Arnold: "Yeah, I'm glad I immigrated to America too. Didn't think of pulling a fast one with the birth certificate, though. You got me there."
Emperor Nero, who "fiddled around" while Rome burned
This idiot we have is Nero
"Sorry, Obama, I called dibs on being Moe. You can be Shemp."
Arnold: "Stop tryin' to stimulus mah package."
June 2010 - As Obama shakes hands with his successor - President Arnold has a few words to say before escorting the impeached felon to the helicopter ride of shame. Vice President Erik Estrada peers on.
"Velcome to Cah-lee-for-nya, Mr. President. Can ve hab some money now?" Ah-nold desperate attempts to get federal stimulus dollars became more and more blatant with each passing day.
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