Saturday, March 14, 2009

Another Little Slice of Life


1. Another way to "test for gay" is to have the suspect play Wii with "Ugly Betty" for 20 minutes. If he has no freakin' clue who Ugly Betty is, he's definitely not gay.

2. "Son, why waste your life playing video games , when you could be dating lovely young girls like the ones to your ri-- ... Um, never mind."

3. (20 minutes later) "Um, you guys, this is just a demo. The controllers aren't even plugged in."

4. Ninetendo announces its new game "Stimulus for Wii:" You throw money all over the place, and then nothing happens.

5. (Blonde Lisa Kudrowish chick) "Envy! So glad you came out of the hallway to join us. You can hang up your coat over there."

Best of dadoctah
Forgotten for decades, the Wii port of "Custer's Revenge" became a surprise hit in junior-high gyms across the country.

Best of Double the U
If you wonder why everyone is worried about how fat school kids are getting it is because they replaced gym class with this.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Press the thumb button now, and you can nationalize the corrupt capitalist corporation." Video games released during the Obama administration all bore a similar theme.

Best of Oiao
Thought Bubble -- "I can't believe I got stuck in virtual sex education with this ugly bitch, and she does not even know how to use the controller's A and B buttons to get into the missionary position."

Best of Submariner
Timmy was aghast as the victorious Zelda took his sword, severed his digital member, held it aloft and ran towards the waiting unicorn.

Best of Army of Dad
Another crazy Saturday night in Mormon country!

Best of The Man
MBA students prepare for life outside of college - nice diploma, no job, plenty of free time.

23 comments:

dadoctah said...

Forgotten for decades, the Wii port of "Custer's Revenge" became a surprise hit in junior-high gyms across the country.

Double the U said...

If you wonder why everyone is worried about how fat school kids are getting it is because they replaced gym class with this.

Jack Reacher said...

Following on Double the U's lead:
It was the first time Peter and his friends had ever been in a gym.

Jack Reacher said...

"Press the thumb button now, and you can nationalize the corrupt capitalist corporation." Video games released during the Obama administration all bore a similar theme.

Oiao said...

Thought Bubble -- "I can't believe I got stuck in virtual sex education with this ugly bitch, and she does not even know how to use the controller's A and B buttons to get into the missionary position."

Submariner said...

Thanks to the Obamessiah administration coming through with a "Barcaliner grant," students would not have to stand up for their WII fitness class much longer...

Submariner said...

Cap This Classic:

Teacher; "What the heck IS that?"

Submariner said...

Timmy was aghast as the victorious Zelda took his sword, severed his digital member, held it aloft and ran towards the waiting unicorn.

Submariner said...

Freshman Biology Teacher; "OK, now twist your suction wand around to completely clean the uterus out..."

Army of Dad said...

Another crazy Saturday night in Mormon country!

(sorry V, but I couldn't have said Jewish since there is a cross on the wall and we all know Catholics would have a priest standing way too close behing him)

Army of Dad said...

Wii are not on a date Betty!

Army of Dad said...

96 dorks playing in the hall, 96 dorks playing wii...

Army of Dad said...

Church lock-ins mean you get locked in with the cute girl from homeroom and the two ugly chicks who follow you around everywhere.

dub said...

Clearly that guy has gots teh ghey....he's next to a woman but states his preference 96 instead of 69.

dadoctah said...

Check out the other one in the tee. Not the one pointing, but the one with her face hidden behind the pointing one's arm.

Is that a margarita in her hand?

The Man said...

MBA students prepare for life outside of college - nice diploma, no job, plenty of free time.

dub said...

dadoctah said...
Check out the other one in the tee. Not the one pointing, but the one with her face hidden behind the pointing one's arm.

Is that a margarita in her hand?




That's how dub likes them....young, dumb and drunk.

dub said...

No, sorry....this is the Wii room. If you're looking to blow the president, he's over there.

dadoctah said...

Sociological studies have proven, in a complete reversal of expectations, that teenage girls will play video games in order to have sex, while teenage boys will have sex in order to play video games.

Matt the K said...

Not surprisingly, Margery proved to be the most adept at "Actuary Tables III: The Reckoning"

Matt the K said...

Teacher's Aide Janie thought it would be too cruel to tell the Special Ed kids that they weren't *really* controlling the movements of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers.

Matt the K said...

Jerry really thought his "69" sweatshirt would be a big hit in his Special Ed class.

Submariner said...

dub said...
"dadoctah said...
Check out the other one in the tee. Not the one pointing, but the one with her face hidden behind the pointing one's arm.

Is that a margarita in her hand?"

That's how dub likes them....young, dumb and drunk.


Uh, actually dub, I think that's a long haired boy with a fast, limp wrist. What are you trying to say?