Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Another CA Couple Anxiously Awaits Word on Prop 8


1. Little Rabbit Foo-Foo has been in some dark, dark places.

2. Spending Easter with Jack and his "roommate" Phil still feels awkward.

3. "I said 'buggery' not 'bunnery.'"

4. You guys might want to look into that little asbestos issue in your ceiling. That ain't fairy dust.

5. "Dandruff? What dandruff?"

Best of Matt the K
All our chromosome are belong to us.

Best of Matt the K
All our chromosome are belong to us.

Best of Submariner
Stadler and Waldorph; the early years.

Best of metalgarth
Worst...Christmas...Special...Ever

Best of Army of Dad
They are dreaming of a white supremiscist Christmas, with every Hitler book they read...

Best of Pendark
Arkansas has really gone progressive on the whole sleeping with cousins thing.

Best of Matt the K
"I'm Melvin and this here's your bellhop Roy. Now enjoy your stay at the Shining Lodge."

Best of Jack Reacher
Martyrdom video al-Qaeda was too embarrassed to release.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The California Doublemint Twins

Best of Matt the K
Czech orphanages are so damn depressing...

Best of sonicfrog
Next on Ghost Hunters, Jason's Poka.

Best of Rodney Dill
There is no unquote

Best of Submariner
Stadler and Waldorph; the early years.

Best of metalgarth
Worst...Christmas...Special...Ever

Best of Army of Dad
They are dreaming of a white supremiscist Christmas, with every Hitler book they read...

Best of Pendark
Arkansas has really gone progressive on the whole sleeping with cousins thing.

Best of Matt the K
"I'm Melvin and this here's your bellhop Roy. Now enjoy your stay at the Shining Lodge."

Best of Jack Reacher
Martyrdom video al-Qaeda was too embarrassed to release.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The California Doublemint Twins

Best of Matt the K
Czech orphanages are so damn depressing...

Best of sonicfrog
Next on Ghost Hunters, Jason's Poka.

Best of Rodney Dill
There is no unquote

42 comments:

Matt the K said...

"I'm sorry, is this the NAMBLA meeting?"

"No, this is the NABDLA meeting."

"Huh?"

"North American Boy/Dwarf Love Association."

Matt the K said...

"Joey, just be grateful the chemo only shrunk your hair follicles-- It shrunk my entire head!"

Matt the K said...

All our chromosome are belong to us.

Submariner said...

Stadler and Waldorph; the early years.

Submariner said...

Andy introduces the "girlfriend" to dad & dad at Festivus.

dadoctah said...

In this rare outtake of the only scene where they both appeared, Curly and Shemp demonstrate the origins of the eye-poke.

wv: fanthyli. Thath jutht the way I thpell it.

metalgarth said...

Of Mice and Men 2009, directed by Ang Lee

metalgarth said...

Worst...Christmas...Special...Ever

dub said...

You dont want to know where this Easter bunny likes to hide the eggs....unless you're Richard Gere.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pasty White Boys Crib
Always thought there was nothing more pathetic than a bunch of inarticulate ghetto gangbangers with their pants down around their knees flashing idiotic gang signs.
I stand corrected.

Army of Dad said...

They are dreaming of a white supremiscist Christmas, with every Hitler book they read...

Army of Dad said...

Well now we know what BO was looking at...

Army of Dad said...

Those guys are flocked.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank takes such good care of his houseboys, they even have their own Christmas tree!

Army of Dad said...

Coming soon to a school shooting near you!

Pendark said...

Arkansas has really gone progressive on the whole sleeping with cousins thing.

mklasing said...

Tonight on E!: Danny Partridge's Second Fall From Grace.

Jay Guevara said...

"Make that two sunlamps."

Submariner said...

Seriously, dude - it's a Festivus bush - we believe is total separation of shurch and state...

Submariner said...

Swiftly, Bill came to the realization that he was much less embarrassed when Billy only had imaginary friends...

Matt the K said...

"I'm Melvin and this here's your bellhop Roy. Now enjoy your stay at the Shining Lodge."

mega said...

"Oh yeah, like I think I'll let this guy (irony air quote) 'put it in my ass'."

Matt the K said...

Elliott absolutely treasured this snapshot of E.T.'s mom and dad.

Jack Reacher said...

"Two chest hairs? Wow; that's double last week's number."

Jack Reacher said...

Today's algebra question: If a foot-long is five dollars at Subway, how much is a four-inch-long?

Jack Reacher said...

Martyrdom video al-Qaeda was too embarrassed to release.

Tim said...

Russian draftees often bond together for warmth and a shared love of imaginary rabbit hand puppets

Mr. Hankey said...

You know you're at the wrong barbershop when this picture is on the wall.

Mr. Hankey said...

The California Doublemint Twins

Mr. Hankey said...

"You get 2 - yes 2 - yes 2 dorks in one"

Matt the K said...

Czech orphanages are so damn depressing...

Matt the K said...

People in the village always wondered how Pavel the Pinhead could get so many recruits to join his cult. But that was before they looked into his mesmerizing finger-eyes.

Tim said...

Harvey the Rabbit's first Christmas

dadoctah said...

"RED RUM! RED RUM!"

Submariner said...

What passes for haute couture in Enumclaw.

Matt the K said...

Its no secret that monasteries are really hurting for quality recruits these days...

sonicfrog said...

Jasons Poka is just annoying.

sonicfrog said...

Next on Ghost Hunters, Jason's Poka.

Whacko said...

When the press snapped the picture, Bruce gave the secret sign that he was being coerced. Not that anyone back home gave a sh*t.

Rodney Dill said...

There is no unquote

Submariner said...

Hi. I'm Daryll and this im brother Larry and my other brother, uh, Harvey...

Submariner said...

Little Poo Poo rabbit, hopping through the Castro District...