Friday, February 27, 2009

What's Your Moral Dilemma

Divine Miss M

1. Dr. Laura insists on taste-testing her sushi prior to preparation.

2. "I wish I knew how to flip you."

3. "For the last time, I'm not cheating on you! My breath always smells like tuna."

4. "On the next episode of 'Pimp My Blowhole'..."

5. "No babe, I promise, no one's gonna see these pictures but us."

Wicked Best of prince of leaves
An hour after a curiously young and refreshed-looking Dr. Laura left the park, attendants discovered the shriveled husks of a half-dozen lifeforce-drained dolphins floating belly-up in the VIP visitation tank.

Best of Matt the K
With the latest round of plastic surgery, Flipper mistakes Joan Rivers for an eel he used to date.

Best of Jack Reacher
Yes, the Spendulus Bill really is as bad as kissing something like this. It's no picnic for the woman, either.

Best of Seoulman (R)
The first grade was confused. First they went to a lesbian wedding and now this.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Most people pay to "Swim with the Dolphins", but they have a special VIP club in the back for those looking for a little extra alone time.

Best of metalgarth
Flipp'er? I harldly know 'er!

Best of dub
I CAN HAZ FINJOB?

Best of dadoctah
Once you go bottlenose, you never go back.

Best of mega
It sounds sick, but Grandma Palin enjoyed kissing the dolphins right before Sarah would shoot them.

Best of Submariner
Sorry lady, you must be looking for my twin brother; I'm "Flopper" and I only like boys...

Best of Submariner
Tonight on a very special NPR; the dolphin whisperer.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, at least now we know why Anne Heche dumped Ellen all those years ago.

Best of Oiao
Little know fact. Flipper's secret to longevity was a a diet of regurgated seamen.

33 comments:

The Man said...

How to speak Emuclawian: "rounding first base"

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

The last time I smelled something like this was over at Rosie O' Donnell's house.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

A new reality TV show starring Cloris Leachman and Flipper The Dolphin: Flipper of Love

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

After every gay in San Fransisco was married, Gavin "any twosome" Newsome had to cater to other weddings to bring up revenue for the city.

Matt the K said...

With the latest round of plastic surgery, Flipper mistakes Joan Rivers for an eel he used to date.

dub said...

Seaworld Enumclaw

dub said...

Hey where da gray dolphins at?

dub said...

Um, did you mean to just kiss me?


Yes, it was on porpise.

Jack Reacher said...

Dolphin thought bubble: What, the chick in the previous photo wasn't available?

Jack Reacher said...

Yes, the Spendulus Bill really is as bad as kissing something like this. It's no picnic for the woman, either.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Close Encounters of the Finned Kind
After the King of the Hill episode where Hank was humped by a male porpoise, hundreds of desperate women descended on Sea World hoping to get lucky. Interested? Visit- www.cetaceanconjugalvisits.com.

Seoulman (R) said...

Martha Stewart finds true love, and that's a good thing.

Seoulman (R) said...

The first grade class was confused. First they went to a lesbian wedding and now this.

Seoulman (R) said...

And the crowd chanted "Flipper the tongue!"

Seoulman (R) said...

Dear Pentquarium, I thought all of the letters were made up until I went to see world and you won't believe what happened next...

Seoulman (R) said...

Ask any mermaid you happen to see, when you french a dolphin do you squeal with glee

Mr. Hankey said...

Most people pay to "Swim with the Dolphins", but they have a special VIP club in the back for those looking for a little extra alone time.

metalgarth said...

Flipp'er? I harldly know 'er!

dub said...

I CAN HAZ FINJOB?

dadoctah said...

Once you go bottlenose, you never go back.

prince of leaves said...

An hour after a curiously young and refreshed-looking Dr. Laura left the park, attendants discovered the shriveled husks of a half-dozen lifeforce-drained dolphins floating belly-up in the VIP visitation tank.

prince of leaves said...

2032: SciFi Channel's long-running nighttime soap version of "Invasion" finally jumps the shark when Muriel runs out of humans and starts hybridizing the local dolphins and manatees.

mega said...

It sounds sick, but Grandma Palin enjoyed kissing the dolphins right before Sarah would shoot them.

Submariner said...

Sorry lady, you must be looking for my twin brother; I'm "Flopper" and I only like boys...

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Thank Gaia! At least it's not the other end on my bottle nose like when Ellen visited..."

Submariner said...

Good job, Flipper. In the next scene she frenches you and you say "eek eek eek eeeeeeeeek!" and tail walk away.

Submariner said...

The next morning, Connie was found lying next to the pool with one of Lloyd Bridges' spear-gun darts through her heart.

dadoctah said...

Aquaman says he loves you and misses you and he'll see you as soon as he finishes saving the world.

Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special NPR; the dolphin whisperer.

Submariner said...

For the record; when a Submariner earns his "Dolphins," it has nothing to do with ANYthing even remotely like this.

sonicfrog said...

Well, at least now we know why Anne Heche dumped Ellen all those years ago.

molson said...

Note to Flipper... Wrong lips.

Oiao said...

Little know fact. Flipper's secret to longevity was a a diet of regurgated seamen.