1. The new "Mr. Fat-Guy-Wedgie America" is given a congratulatory hug by the first runner-up.
2. "Sumo? I thought we were supposed to be having a homo-erotic cat-fight?"
3. On the right, raw muscle glutes. On the left, milky loads.
4. Two other things that are huge, bloated, absurd and will fail to stimulate anyone but a few depraved left-wingers.
5. What happens in Osaka, stays in Osaka.
Wicked Best of Silhouette
"Come on buddy. Let's go stand near weight limit signs in elevators and make people do math in their heads."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't you just love our new President, Oprah?"
"I sure do, Rosie."
Best of Army of Mom
Suddenly, I think I know how dub feels on Thursdays.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Ah, don't worry about it, bro. When we get back to the locker room I'll get the thong extractor."
Best of metalgarth
This one time, at this Chinese Buffet...
Best of robert
I've heard of looking up old friends but this is ridiculous.
Best of Oiao
A lesser know photo of Drew Cary and Mr. T makes it onto the internet.
Best of Seoulman (R)
And the tanning machine broke down and only got the top half of my body.
Best of Rodney Dill
Ebony and Ivory,
tip the scales at half a ton,
easily
Best of Dr Spiegel
Just doing a quick viewing of all the images you have so proudly collected on your site.... I know you wouldn't realize it yourself but you appear to be a type of bisexual pervert hypocrite, with A.W.G. tendencies. Your taste in women is perfectly normal, I commend you but the types of men and their body parts to which you're attracted ...I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal, especially for someone who claims to be a devoted family man and Mormon. I recommend treatment.
Best of attmay
When Exodus International discovered that prayer was having no effect at curing homosexuality, they decided to use pictures instead.
Best of Gregory
"Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my piano...no, NO. DON'T GET ON THE PIANO GUYS! Oh dude...
Best of dadoctah
"So, you wanna go to Denny's for some waffles, man?"
Best of ShoeChick
Where's the obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference? Cause I'm just thinking, no matter who is on top, someone is going to end up with a broke back!
44 comments:
"Don't you just love our new
President, Oprah?"
"I sure do, Rosie."
2020 - The Obama/Biden thrashing for past sins is just about over.
How liberals believe that CEO's should dress.
Suddenly, I think I know how dub feels on Thursdays.
You really know how to tap a tune with those twinkle toes.
Whattya say? Let's go grab a bite to eat and then I got some fun tied up at home for us later.
"Whoa whoa whoa feeeeelings..."
"Does this diaper make me look fat?"
"Ah, don't worry about it, bro. When we get back to the locker room I'll get the thong extractor."
This one time, at this Chinese Buffet...
Ok, blazing saddles reference ... sort of
First my palms turned white, then everything below the waist. Except for BIG ELMO, of course.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
I've heard of looking up old friends but this is ridiculous.
The Michelin man likes him some chocolate.
"Does this thong make my ass look fat?"
No. Fat as you are, you still have no ass.
wv: honst
What is half black, and half white...
...and is on the Left but in backwardsland appears to be on the Right.
"Come on buddy. Let's go stand near weight limit signs in elevators and make people do math in their heads."
Bubba consoles his mixed-race friend Jerome, who always lamented the fact that it was his upper half that turned out black...
Where da half-white chubby-chaser wimmen at?
After nearly a year as MC of "The Price Is Right", Drew finally finds his target demographic.
"Don't worry, it happens to everyone sooner or later. Just relax and don't try so hard, and nature will take over."
A lesser know photo of Drew Cary and Mr. T makes it onto the internet.
You should have seem them before they started Slimfast
And the tanning machine broke down and only got the top half of my body.
As long as I am skinnier than these guys why do I need to diet?
Fight Club II was a success among Japanese fetishists but a flop in all other demographics
So are you "the other white meat" or am I?
Word verify: forpi - what math teachers have before sex.
One hand mawashi's the other
♬
Ebony and Ivory,
tip the scales at half a ton,
easily
♬
"Are you two tons of fun?"
Both: "He is!"
"Here Oscar, let me show you how to keep your wbites, whiter."
"Thanks Felix!"
"I brought the electric wheelchair. Wanna ride?"
Dear Vthe K
Just doing a quick viewing of all the images you have so proudly collected on your site.... I know you wouldn't realize it yourself but you appear to be a type of bisexual pervert hypocrite, with A.W.G. tendencies. Your taste in women is perfectly normal, I commend you but the types of men and their body parts to which you're attracted ...I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal, especially for someone who claims to be a devoted family man and Mormon. I recommend treatment.
Obama wins another vote for his stimulus plan.
Pasty guy in falsetto: I can't wait to get this thing off and grab a beer!
Dark dude in falsetto: Me, neither!
When Exodus International discovered that prayer was having no effect at curing homosexuality, they decided to use pictures instead.
"Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my piano...no, NO. DON'T GET ON THE PIANO GUYS! Oh dude...
"So, you wanna go to Denny's for some waffles, man?"
Come here. I need you to scratch something for me.
When did Rosie O'Donuts decide to remake "Dumb and Dumber?"
Mama always said that Steelers fans come in all shapes and sizes, just like a box of choc'lates.
There goes my appetite. I can't wait for Thursday.
Obligatory heavy/'brother' joke.
Where's the obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference? Cause I'm just thinking, no matter who is on top, someone is going to end up with a broke back!
Just for ShoeChick:
"If I climbed you, I could split you."
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