Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What the World Needs Now...


1. The new "Mr. Fat-Guy-Wedgie America" is given a congratulatory hug by the first runner-up.

2. "Sumo? I thought we were supposed to be having a homo-erotic cat-fight?"

3. On the right, raw muscle glutes. On the left, milky loads.

4. Two other things that are huge, bloated, absurd and will fail to stimulate anyone but a few depraved left-wingers.

5. What happens in Osaka, stays in Osaka.

Wicked Best of Silhouette
"Come on buddy. Let's go stand near weight limit signs in elevators and make people do math in their heads."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't you just love our new President, Oprah?"
"I sure do, Rosie."

Best of Army of Mom
Suddenly, I think I know how dub feels on Thursdays.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Ah, don't worry about it, bro. When we get back to the locker room I'll get the thong extractor."

Best of metalgarth
This one time, at this Chinese Buffet...

Best of robert
I've heard of looking up old friends but this is ridiculous.

Best of Oiao
A lesser know photo of Drew Cary and Mr. T makes it onto the internet.

Best of Seoulman (R)
And the tanning machine broke down and only got the top half of my body.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ebony and Ivory,
tip the scales at half a ton,
easily

Best of Dr Spiegel
Just doing a quick viewing of all the images you have so proudly collected on your site.... I know you wouldn't realize it yourself but you appear to be a type of bisexual pervert hypocrite, with A.W.G. tendencies. Your taste in women is perfectly normal, I commend you but the types of men and their body parts to which you're attracted ...I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal, especially for someone who claims to be a devoted family man and Mormon. I recommend treatment.

Best of attmay
When Exodus International discovered that prayer was having no effect at curing homosexuality, they decided to use pictures instead.

Best of Gregory
"Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my piano...no, NO. DON'T GET ON THE PIANO GUYS! Oh dude...

Best of dadoctah
"So, you wanna go to Denny's for some waffles, man?"

Best of ShoeChick
Where's the obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference? Cause I'm just thinking, no matter who is on top, someone is going to end up with a broke back!

44 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"Don't you just love our new
President, Oprah?"

"I sure do, Rosie."

Mr. Hankey said...

2020 - The Obama/Biden thrashing for past sins is just about over.

Mr. Hankey said...

How liberals believe that CEO's should dress.

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly, I think I know how dub feels on Thursdays.

Army of Mom said...

You really know how to tap a tune with those twinkle toes.

Army of Mom said...

Whattya say? Let's go grab a bite to eat and then I got some fun tied up at home for us later.

Julie the Jarhead said...
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Jay Guevara said...

"Whoa whoa whoa feeeeelings..."

Jay Guevara said...

"Does this diaper make me look fat?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Ah, don't worry about it, bro. When we get back to the locker room I'll get the thong extractor."

metalgarth said...

This one time, at this Chinese Buffet...

Mephitis said...

Ok, blazing saddles reference ... sort of

First my palms turned white, then everything below the waist. Except for BIG ELMO, of course.

robert said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

I've heard of looking up old friends but this is ridiculous.

The Michelin man likes him some chocolate.

steve o said...

"Does this thong make my ass look fat?"

No. Fat as you are, you still have no ass.



wv: honst

Steve O said...

What is half black, and half white...

...and is on the Left but in backwardsland appears to be on the Right.

Silhouette said...

"Come on buddy. Let's go stand near weight limit signs in elevators and make people do math in their heads."

Matt the K said...

Bubba consoles his mixed-race friend Jerome, who always lamented the fact that it was his upper half that turned out black...

dadoctah said...

Where da half-white chubby-chaser wimmen at?

dadoctah said...

After nearly a year as MC of "The Price Is Right", Drew finally finds his target demographic.

Jay Guevara said...

"Don't worry, it happens to everyone sooner or later. Just relax and don't try so hard, and nature will take over."

Oiao said...

A lesser know photo of Drew Cary and Mr. T makes it onto the internet.

Seoulman (R) said...

You should have seem them before they started Slimfast

Seoulman (R) said...

And the tanning machine broke down and only got the top half of my body.

Seoulman (R) said...

As long as I am skinnier than these guys why do I need to diet?

Seoulman (R) said...

Fight Club II was a success among Japanese fetishists but a flop in all other demographics

Seoulman (R) said...

So are you "the other white meat" or am I?

Word verify: forpi - what math teachers have before sex.

Rodney Dill said...

One hand mawashi's the other

Rodney Dill said...


Ebony and Ivory,
tip the scales at half a ton,
easily

Rodney Dill said...

"Are you two tons of fun?"
Both: "He is!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Here Oscar, let me show you how to keep your wbites, whiter."
"Thanks Felix!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I brought the electric wheelchair. Wanna ride?"

Dr Spiegel said...

Dear Vthe K

Just doing a quick viewing of all the images you have so proudly collected on your site.... I know you wouldn't realize it yourself but you appear to be a type of bisexual pervert hypocrite, with A.W.G. tendencies. Your taste in women is perfectly normal, I commend you but the types of men and their body parts to which you're attracted ...I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal, especially for someone who claims to be a devoted family man and Mormon. I recommend treatment.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama wins another vote for his stimulus plan.

ochagirl said...

Pasty guy in falsetto: I can't wait to get this thing off and grab a beer!

Dark dude in falsetto: Me, neither!

attmay said...

When Exodus International discovered that prayer was having no effect at curing homosexuality, they decided to use pictures instead.

Gregory said...

"Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my piano...no, NO. DON'T GET ON THE PIANO GUYS! Oh dude...

dadoctah said...

"So, you wanna go to Denny's for some waffles, man?"

molson said...

Come here. I need you to scratch something for me.

Submariner said...

When did Rosie O'Donuts decide to remake "Dumb and Dumber?"

Submariner said...

Mama always said that Steelers fans come in all shapes and sizes, just like a box of choc'lates.

Buzzhead said...

There goes my appetite. I can't wait for Thursday.

Matt the K said...

Obligatory heavy/'brother' joke.

ShoeChick said...

Where's the obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference? Cause I'm just thinking, no matter who is on top, someone is going to end up with a broke back!

Submariner said...

Just for ShoeChick:

"If I climbed you, I could split you."