Tuesday, February 24, 2009
What the World Needs Now...
1. The new "Mr. Fat-Guy-Wedgie America" is given a congratulatory hug by the first runner-up.
2. "Sumo? I thought we were supposed to be having a homo-erotic cat-fight?"
3. On the right, raw muscle glutes. On the left, milky loads.
4. Two other things that are huge, bloated, absurd and will fail to stimulate anyone but a few depraved left-wingers.
5. What happens in Osaka, stays in Osaka.
Wicked Best of Silhouette
"Come on buddy. Let's go stand near weight limit signs in elevators and make people do math in their heads."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't you just love our new President, Oprah?"
"I sure do, Rosie."
Best of Army of Mom
Suddenly, I think I know how dub feels on Thursdays.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Ah, don't worry about it, bro. When we get back to the locker room I'll get the thong extractor."
Best of metalgarth
This one time, at this Chinese Buffet...
Best of robert
I've heard of looking up old friends but this is ridiculous.
Best of Oiao
A lesser know photo of Drew Cary and Mr. T makes it onto the internet.
Best of Seoulman (R)
And the tanning machine broke down and only got the top half of my body.
Best of Rodney Dill
Ebony and Ivory,
tip the scales at half a ton,
Best of Dr Spiegel
Just doing a quick viewing of all the images you have so proudly collected on your site.... I know you wouldn't realize it yourself but you appear to be a type of bisexual pervert hypocrite, with A.W.G. tendencies. Your taste in women is perfectly normal, I commend you but the types of men and their body parts to which you're attracted ...I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal, especially for someone who claims to be a devoted family man and Mormon. I recommend treatment.
Best of attmay
When Exodus International discovered that prayer was having no effect at curing homosexuality, they decided to use pictures instead.
Best of Gregory
"Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my piano...no, NO. DON'T GET ON THE PIANO GUYS! Oh dude...
Best of dadoctah
"So, you wanna go to Denny's for some waffles, man?"
Best of ShoeChick
Where's the obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference? Cause I'm just thinking, no matter who is on top, someone is going to end up with a broke back!