Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Unbearable Brightness of Busing

Racerboy
1. "Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle. I love these things!"

2. "Halp Me Pat Morita. I Am Stuk In Dis Windoe!"

3. George Takei is disappointed with the 'big white bear' that showed up at his glory hole.

4. "Hey, get closer! I can't Nom Nom Nom you from way over there!"

5. Sarah Palin gets a new rug, some assembly required.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Excuse me sir, but has anybody told you the good news about Ron Paul?"

Best of prince of leaves
Following school safety rules when entering and exiting the bus: UR DOING IT RONG.

Best of Army of Dad
*Bear thought bubble* Oh, my favorite Eskimo Pie!

Best of Cybrludite
ORA (webcomic edition): Say, Doc, while you're here, I'm having some trouble with my paintball marker...

Best of dub
Hey where da white bears at?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hi, I'm Martha Rae, big-mouth."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, you're the taxpayer, I'm the 111th Congress. Nom nom nom..."

Best of Submariner
Candy gram for Mongol...

Best of racerboy
Hey, take off, you hoser!

Best of Matt the K
"Can't you read?!? The sign says 'Please keep paws and muzzle outside the vehicle at all times'."

Best of Mr. Right
Arctic petting zoo - EPIC FAIL!!!

50 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Excuse me sir, but has anybody told you the good news about Ron Paul?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I know how far I'd go to eat a Klondike."

metalgarth said...

The Mighty Quinn was about to find out that the bear was not after his 'pick a nick' basket

metalgarth said...

I CAN HAZ COKA COLA?

metalgarth said...

Nice. Making fun of an innocent minority about to be destroyed by whitey. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Monors

prince of leaves said...

Following school safety rules when entering and exiting the bus: UR DOING IT RONG.

prince of leaves said...

Curtailing all greenhouse gas emissions saved the polar bears from extinction, but had the unintended consequence of extending their habitat as far south as suburban Miami.

prince of leaves said...

Bear thought bubble: "Bah, Mongolian gives me gas. Maybe next bus has Thai."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Even in the middle of nowhere in Alaska, Chris McCandless still had to deal with obnoxious neighbors.

Army of Dad said...

*Bear thought bubble* Oh, my favorite Eskimo Pie!

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ PEPUL BERGER?

The Watcher said...

'Hey, is dis de order winder orda pick-em-up winder?'

Army of Dad said...

Why Alaska will never ban guns, or hunting polar bears.

Army of Dad said...

Oh man will PETA be pissed when they find out they were hunting polar bears with bait.

Army of Dad said...

Eskimo: I CAN HAZ RUG?

Army of Dad said...

You on my tundra now, so you can get et.

Army of Dad said...

The documentary filmmakers wanted to see how the bears got blood out of their fur...

Army of Dad said...

The bear necessities.

jj said...

Another lawsuit for Lucie Kim?

Cybrludite said...

Tourist thought bubble: "I CAN HAS .45-70, PLZ?"

Cybrludite said...

ORA (webcomic edition)

Say, Doc, while you're here, I'm having some trouble with my paintball marker...

Jack Reacher said...

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

dub said...

I'M IN UR BUS EATIN YER TOURISTS.

dub said...

After the last two pictures, at least this one is white.


ATDHE

dub said...

Hey where da white bears at?

Jack Reacher said...

"Hi, I'm Martha Rae, big-mouth."

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, you're the taxpayer, I'm the 111th Congress. Nom nom nom..."

Submariner said...

Bear thought bubble; "'bout dam time - the eagle wings on the hors d'oeuvres' train were tasty but I'm HUNGRY!"

Submariner said...

WHITE OUT - YER DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Candy gram for Mongol...

Chrees said...

No you stupid bear...the Polar Express is the next bus!

sixdegreesofblondness said...

I can haz ride on Metro?

flyovercountry said...

PETA's last campaign, calling fish sea kittens, was a dismal failure. Their new campaign, calling Polar Bears "cute puppies", turned into a disaster when the tourists tried to scratch them under behind their ears.

flyovercountry said...

Polar Bear thought bubble:

I know I should have brought a can opener.

racerboy said...

Hey, take off, you hoser!

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, good lookin', I'll be back to eat you up later!"

Anonymous said...

...before the window became his guillotine.

racerboy said...

ORA:

"Say, do any of you know where a guy could get a rub and a tug around here?"

Submariner said...

...and a happy ending; come a little closer...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Colloquialisms
Hostess had no comment when told that local police commonly referred to yellow Alaskan school buses as Twinkies and igloos as Snoballs

ochagirl said...

What would you do for a Klondike Car?

Silhouette said...

"Let me it It's unbearable out here."

Matt the K said...

"Can't you read?!? The sign says 'Please keep paws and muzzle outside the vehicle at all times'."

Mr. Right said...

Arctic petting zoo - EPIC FAIL!!!

Mr. Right said...

"Yes, I'd like an order of seal nuggets, a large cherry Icee™ and a salmon popsicle... to go."

dub said...

Window Bear sez Ceiling Cat is a pussy.

steve o said...

The "glory windows" in Alaska are totally hardcore.

sonicfrog said...

Wow. Al Gore was right. The Arctic IS melting. But the bear had a plan...

(I just threw up a little in my mouth writing that)

dadoctah said...

Wasn't there a golden eagle in this seat last week?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawt Bubble for a Stand-up Polar Bear
Is this the express to Juneau? Hey, let's play Jurassic Park... I'll be the T-Rex. Did you hear the one about the priest, a harp seal and a polar bear who walked into a bar? Boy, this is a tough crowd. Fee Fi Fo Fants, I smell fresh pee in a photojournalist's pants.