1. "Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle. I love these things!"
2. "Halp Me Pat Morita. I Am Stuk In Dis Windoe!"
3. George Takei is disappointed with the 'big white bear' that showed up at his glory hole.
4. "Hey, get closer! I can't Nom Nom Nom you from way over there!"
5. Sarah Palin gets a new rug, some assembly required.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Excuse me sir, but has anybody told you the good news about Ron Paul?"
Best of prince of leaves
Following school safety rules when entering and exiting the bus: UR DOING IT RONG.
Best of Army of Dad
*Bear thought bubble* Oh, my favorite Eskimo Pie!
Best of Cybrludite
ORA (webcomic edition): Say, Doc, while you're here, I'm having some trouble with my paintball marker...
Best of dub
Hey where da white bears at?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hi, I'm Martha Rae, big-mouth."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, you're the taxpayer, I'm the 111th Congress. Nom nom nom..."
Best of Submariner
Candy gram for Mongol...
Best of racerboy
Hey, take off, you hoser!
Best of Matt the K
"Can't you read?!? The sign says 'Please keep paws and muzzle outside the vehicle at all times'."
Best of Mr. Right
Arctic petting zoo - EPIC FAIL!!!
50 comments:
"Excuse me sir, but has anybody told you the good news about Ron Paul?"
"I know how far I'd go to eat a Klondike."
The Mighty Quinn was about to find out that the bear was not after his 'pick a nick' basket
I CAN HAZ COKA COLA?
Nice. Making fun of an innocent minority about to be destroyed by whitey. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Monors
Following school safety rules when entering and exiting the bus: UR DOING IT RONG.
Curtailing all greenhouse gas emissions saved the polar bears from extinction, but had the unintended consequence of extending their habitat as far south as suburban Miami.
Bear thought bubble: "Bah, Mongolian gives me gas. Maybe next bus has Thai."
ORA: Even in the middle of nowhere in Alaska, Chris McCandless still had to deal with obnoxious neighbors.
*Bear thought bubble* Oh, my favorite Eskimo Pie!
I CAN HAZ PEPUL BERGER?
'Hey, is dis de order winder orda pick-em-up winder?'
Why Alaska will never ban guns, or hunting polar bears.
Oh man will PETA be pissed when they find out they were hunting polar bears with bait.
Eskimo: I CAN HAZ RUG?
You on my tundra now, so you can get et.
The documentary filmmakers wanted to see how the bears got blood out of their fur...
The bear necessities.
Another lawsuit for Lucie Kim?
Tourist thought bubble: "I CAN HAS .45-70, PLZ?"
ORA (webcomic edition)
Say, Doc, while you're here, I'm having some trouble with my paintball marker...
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
I'M IN UR BUS EATIN YER TOURISTS.
After the last two pictures, at least this one is white.
ATDHE
Hey where da white bears at?
"Hi, I'm Martha Rae, big-mouth."
"Okay, you're the taxpayer, I'm the 111th Congress. Nom nom nom..."
Bear thought bubble; "'bout dam time - the eagle wings on the hors d'oeuvres' train were tasty but I'm HUNGRY!"
WHITE OUT - YER DUIN IT RONG
Candy gram for Mongol...
No you stupid bear...the Polar Express is the next bus!
I can haz ride on Metro?
PETA's last campaign, calling fish sea kittens, was a dismal failure. Their new campaign, calling Polar Bears "cute puppies", turned into a disaster when the tourists tried to scratch them under behind their ears.
Polar Bear thought bubble:
I know I should have brought a can opener.
Hey, take off, you hoser!
"Hey, good lookin', I'll be back to eat you up later!"
...before the window became his guillotine.
ORA:
"Say, do any of you know where a guy could get a rub and a tug around here?"
...and a happy ending; come a little closer...
Colloquialisms
Hostess had no comment when told that local police commonly referred to yellow Alaskan school buses as Twinkies and igloos as Snoballs
What would you do for a Klondike Car?
"Let me it It's unbearable out here."
"Can't you read?!? The sign says 'Please keep paws and muzzle outside the vehicle at all times'."
Arctic petting zoo - EPIC FAIL!!!
"Yes, I'd like an order of seal nuggets, a large cherry Icee™ and a salmon popsicle... to go."
Window Bear sez Ceiling Cat is a pussy.
The "glory windows" in Alaska are totally hardcore.
Wow. Al Gore was right. The Arctic IS melting. But the bear had a plan...
(I just threw up a little in my mouth writing that)
Wasn't there a golden eagle in this seat last week?
Thawt Bubble for a Stand-up Polar Bear
Is this the express to Juneau? Hey, let's play Jurassic Park... I'll be the T-Rex. Did you hear the one about the priest, a harp seal and a polar bear who walked into a bar? Boy, this is a tough crowd. Fee Fi Fo Fants, I smell fresh pee in a photojournalist's pants.
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