Thursday, February 05, 2009

That Paint Must Be Teh Cold



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
PAINT, it does a body good!

Best of dub
Both butter faces....and they clearly forgot to paint a bag of cookies for the one on the right. Seriously....look at the gut on her.

Best of Tim
Aliens in disguise never have any problems infiltrating earthers social networks

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Maggie and Lisa couldn't find "Lady Vols Orange" paint, so they did the next best thing to celebrate Pat Summit's 1000th win at Tennessee.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Soccer Milfs

Best of dadoctah
Are we sure Aaron Spelling is really dead? Because this has his signature all over it.

Best of lawhawk
Manchester United got shafted...

Best of Submariner
Coming soon to an off-Broadway theatre near you;
"The Divine Miss M and Her Amazing Technicolor Mudsuit"

37 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

You know, if you click on the picture...hang on, I'll be back in a minute.

wv: theater. Yeah, I'd watch that.

Jack Reacher said...

Some advertisements warning about lead-based paint just didn't warn people away, for some reason.

Tonie Auer said...

I CAN HAZ SOCUR BALLZ?

wv: suchangl angels, well I don't know about that...

Army of Dad said...

I have a poland something else for her.

Army of Dad said...

Maybe I can get them to give me a header.

Army of Dad said...

Excuse me, I have to wash off some red, white and blue paint.

Artfldgr said...

Is it true that on a cold day you can cut glass with em?

Matt the K said...

Nice Po-lumps.

flyovercountry said...

I always loved finger painting when I was a kid...

flyovercountry said...

I could get into woman's soccer, if that was the standard issue uniform.

wv: relect, what I hope doesn't happen in 4 years.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

PAINT, it does a body good!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One thing's for sure... I'd never have been kicked out of high school art class for goofing around if the board of education provided them easels!
Nope, I'd have been kicked out for humping easels. Proud to be a sick intercourse since the 1960's!

Rodney Dill said...

New DuPont LaidTex brand

Double the U said...

I am an old fashion kind a guy, I prefer flesh tone colors.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So who thinks watching paint dry is boring, now?
Sherwin-Williams' Top 10 Advertising Double Entendres:
"resists peeling"
"covers cracks"
"hides surface defects"
"completely washable"
"dries fast"
"odor free"
"won't show fingerprints"
"durable in high traffic environment"
"holds up well under constant rubbing"
"no flakes guaranteed" (not recommended on blondes)

WordVerify: krith - anyone getting tired of gey jokes?

Kaptain Krude said...

Let's run that up the flagpole, see what salutes.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Lovely smiles

dub said...

Both butter faces....and they clearly forgot to paint a bag of cookies for the one on the right. Seriously....look at the gut on her.

Tim said...

Aliens in disguise never have any problems infiltrating earthers social networks

dub said...

*girl on the right*

I CAN HAZ MOR COOKIES?

Silhouette said...

Casual Fridays + a new case of Sharpies...we've all been there.

dub said...

Nice rack, but with teeth like that I'm pretty sure that woman on the right could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Maggie and Lisa couldn't find "Lady Vols Orange" paint, so they did the next best thing to celebrate Pat Summit's 1000th win at Tennessee.

Anonymous said...

Soccer, mmmmmm.

Matt the Kostume said...

Soccer Milfs

Matt the Kostume said...

FIFA has found the source of the most recent stampede and bleachers failure.

Matt the Kostume said...

Have to go with Dub on this, Equador is pulling more than its weight...

sonicfrog said...

And to show just how idiotic airport security is, they arrested these two ladies because they didn't take off their clothes when asked.

Army of Dad said...

Well if TSA needs some help I would be happy to give them a cavity search.

dadoctah said...

Are we sure Aaron Spelling is really dead? Because this has his signature all over it.

Oiao said...

Dr. High Beams and Dr. Camel Toe demonstrate the new Nano Tech fabric they invented in the often overlooked Annual Pen House Science edition.

Oh - and to boot, my 'Word Verification' for this post was strangely 'tatess' - go figure....

ochagirl said...

Whatever you do, don't score in the wrong goal.

vw: belies

lawhawk said...

Manchester United got shafted...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Coming soon to an off-Broadway theatre near you;
"The Divine Miss M and Her Amazing Technicolor Mudsuit"

steve o said...

According to Pete Rozelle, if this doesn't get Americans interested in Soccer, nothing will.

wv: hantime

Julie the Jarhead said...

Julie the Jarhead is going to get a spanking from Maggie and Lisa for misspelling Pat Summitt's name.

Tickets on sale through Ticketmaster. (Not really.)