1. Bird: "Check it out. An Edward Gorey figure just walked past the window."
2. Bird: "Is it true these curtains were made out of Marge Simpson's inaugural gown?"
3. ORA: Wall Street Layoffs hit both the Capitol One Mongols and the Osbick Bird.
4. Bird: "Don't try anything you yellow heathen. I'm watching you like a you-know-what."
5. Bird: "So, when do we get to the Tibetan funeral. I'm starving."
LMAO Best of Jack Reacher
Man's thought bubble: Why is it staring at me? Do I have something on my face? Do I know this bird? Think, dammit, think!
Wicked Best of dadoctah
Worst. Buddy-cop film. Ever.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey, you're on my half of the armrest."
Best of divine miss m
He and his eagle have the kind of magnetism that wordlessly beckons the guy wearing half a cantaloupe on his head to come sit next to them during long subway rides.
Best of Matt the K
"Oh, now that's just freakin' great. Now the Beastmaster knows I'm going to see his old lady."
Best of dub
eHarmony... UR DATABASES IS BUSTED
Best of Army of Dad
Best of Tim
'Ow to speak Mongolian: "HOV lane."
Only because I flew Northworst yesterday Best of Submariner
Northwest cuts back on meal serive to the Orient - everyone is encouraged to bring their own snacks...