1. "Stepping up the dog toss circle is the Russian favorite, Boris Yakov. He'll need to throw at least 97 meters to stay in medal contention."
2. Andrew Sullivan "outgrew" gerbils sometime in 1994.
3. "No, they didn't like this one either. Skin it and and make something warriorific for Michelle to wear."
4. "How many of these do you think we can stuff into a Volkswagen? Let's find out!"
5. The Adventures of Ed Nisenberg, Dog Chiropractor! Coming this Fall on Fox.
Super Best of Matt the K
The detail level of Harvey's balloon animals was simply astonishing.
Wicked Best of dub
Hey, sometimes you just gotta choke a bitch.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ernie Kruptnik, patent holder for Swiffer Dusters, barely hides his disdain after a US Customs official hands him the Chinese knock-off.
Best of Seoulman (R)
The Russian Mafia and Fluffy came to an understanding about smelling cocaine at the Dog Show
Best of satted
And it so simple, apply pressure on the tax-payers neck right here and the complaints stop. Works best on Democrats, but recently has been very effective on Republicans.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I caught him snooping around. You want he should have an accident, Boss?"
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Walt Disney Presents: "The Shaggy Leader of the House" - It's the lovable story of a congresswoman from San Francisco put under a magical spell that transforms her into a shaggy dog - but after many adventures everyone quickly realizes that she had been a major bitch from the very beginning. You'll laugh and cry.
Best of dadoctah
I found the problem. This was in your swimming pool filter.
Best of Army of Mom
Yeah, you like that you little bitch?