Best of dadoctah
I can pretty much guarantee that "hey, baby, you a Sagittarius?" isn't going to work with her.
Best of Rodney Dill
If the arrow hits you she ain't straight either.
Best of Army of Dad
Sabrina vowed that Hillary would never touch her again!!
Best of Matt the K
The old 'Bow and Arrow Gay Test', eh? Is that something like the 'William Don't Ask, Don't Tell Overture'???
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Damn the bow! Full speed with the Torpedos!!!!
Bow? There's a bow?
I wonder if she passed the "Dub Test". She may have a little flab under her arms.
(Arms? She has arms?)
Lisa had enough with the partiers at her house hitting on her.
I can pretty much guarantee that "hey, baby, you a Sagittarius?" isn't going to work with her.
If the arrow hits you she ain't straight either.
Looks like a 120 pound draw and that blonde.
Is it doe season yet?
I wouldn't mind spending a couple hours in a deer blind with her, but a week in deer camp would be better!
Sabrina vowed that Hillary would never touch her again!!
You might be gay if you noticed the bow first, but you'll be cured if you could watch the release in slow motion.
My guess is the bra has a 65 # pull on each side... But I volunteer to load test to make sure.
She makes me want to sing scores from musicals:
♪ The hills are alive - with the sound of whack-ing...♪
That's one lady that knows how to make a man "quiver".
(So sorry, I couldn't resist!)
Bow? What bow? She isn't wearing one!
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A top heavy blonde walks into a discount sporting goods store and leaves with a "gen-u-wine" Bowflex® machine to relieve her chronic backaches.
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Keira Knightley, a comely maiden who won't suffer the gravitational distortions inherent to MMS - Massive Mammary Syndrome.
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After this incident, Elizabeth Shue's agent worked much, much harder to get her some good roles.
The old 'Bow and Arrow Gay Test', eh? Is that something like the 'William Don't Ask, Don't Tell Overture'???
Damn fine recurve you got there. The archery equipent is nice, too...
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v word - shnola - I know it from sh!t
Sure I will join you in target shooting some cans!
She shot an arrow in the air, where it landed I did not care. For that matter, I didn't care about the bow or any thing else!
God bless Texas.
Who knew that cupid was a girl, and hot!?
*sneers* how can she be a serious archer with boobs that big!
Actually, I noticed the belt first. I used to sell belts like that.
I can honestly say that this is the first archer I've ever seen that needed to wear three forarm guards.
Wow, you could take three eyes out with that, kid!
Talk about cutting dimonds while fetching dinner. Now that's multi-tasking.
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