Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Shoot That Poison Arrow

Divine the Miss M

Best of dadoctah
I can pretty much guarantee that "hey, baby, you a Sagittarius?" isn't going to work with her.

Best of Rodney Dill
If the arrow hits you she ain't straight either.

Best of Army of Dad
Sabrina vowed that Hillary would never touch her again!!

Best of Matt the K
The old 'Bow and Arrow Gay Test', eh? Is that something like the 'William Don't Ask, Don't Tell Overture'???

28 comments:

Matt the K said...

Damn the bow! Full speed with the Torpedos!!!!

Shambhala said...

Bow? There's a bow?

I wonder if she passed the "Dub Test". She may have a little flab under her arms.

(Arms? She has arms?)

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Lisa had enough with the partiers at her house hitting on her.

dadoctah said...

I can pretty much guarantee that "hey, baby, you a Sagittarius?" isn't going to work with her.

Rodney Dill said...

If the arrow hits you she ain't straight either.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like a 120 pound draw and that blonde.

Army of Dad said...

Is it doe season yet?

Army of Dad said...

I wouldn't mind spending a couple hours in a deer blind with her, but a week in deer camp would be better!

Army of Dad said...

Sabrina vowed that Hillary would never touch her again!!

molson said...

You might be gay if you noticed the bow first, but you'll be cured if you could watch the release in slow motion.

Submariner said...

My guess is the bra has a 65 # pull on each side... But I volunteer to load test to make sure.

Submariner said...

She makes me want to sing scores from musicals:
♪ The hills are alive - with the sound of whack-ing...♪

Mr. Right said...

That's one lady that knows how to make a man "quiver".



(So sorry, I couldn't resist!)

Buzzhead said...

Bow? What bow? She isn't wearing one!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

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A top heavy blonde walks into a discount sporting goods store and leaves with a "gen-u-wine" Bowflex® machine to relieve her chronic backaches.

Invoking blogger.com's Equal Soapbox Time clause:
Keira Knightley, a comely maiden who won't suffer the gravitational distortions inherent to MMS - Massive Mammary Syndrome.

Anonymous said...

So glad she's not an Amazon.

Matt the K said...

After this incident, Elizabeth Shue's agent worked much, much harder to get her some good roles.

Matt the K said...

The old 'Bow and Arrow Gay Test', eh? Is that something like the 'William Don't Ask, Don't Tell Overture'???

Submariner said...

Damn fine recurve you got there. The archery equipent is nice, too...

Submariner said...

amazon.com ?



v word - shnola - I know it from sh!t

Army of Dad said...

Sure I will join you in target shooting some cans!

Army of Dad said...

She shot an arrow in the air, where it landed I did not care. For that matter, I didn't care about the bow or any thing else!

Army of Dad said...

God bless Texas.

Army of Dad said...

Who knew that cupid was a girl, and hot!?

Tim said...

*sneers* how can she be a serious archer with boobs that big!

dadoctah said...

Actually, I noticed the belt first. I used to sell belts like that.

Submariner said...

I can honestly say that this is the first archer I've ever seen that needed to wear three forarm guards.

Oiao said...

Wow, you could take three eyes out with that, kid!

Talk about cutting dimonds while fetching dinner. Now that's multi-tasking.