1. "Excuse me, officer. Where do I find the body piercing shop?"
2. "Mmm-Mmm. That ass is tight!" In 2055, Army of Mom is still an unapologetic cougar.
3. Where Miranda's "Right to remain silent" meets Richard Lamm's "Duty to Die."
4. "I don't care if you are Speaker of the House, no one gets to feel up the Capitol Police."
5. "Excuse me, Mr. Prison Guard. I'm here for my conjugal visit."
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have that babushka.
Best of Matt the Kostume
With all those body guards around, its almost impossible to get up close to Madonna to see how old she *really* looks.
Best of dub
Ma'am, you're welcome for helping you across the street. Now please remove your left hand from my rectal cavity.
Best of Jay Guevara
"No, Ms. Thomas, you already asked a question at this press conference."
Best of Submariner
No, lady, no Tender Vittles. Please keep your hand out of my pocket.
Best of Mr Hankey
Not everyone gets up close to see the Jonas Brothers.
Best of Mr Hankey
Lately, more reports are coming in of prostitutes stealing kidneys in broad daylight.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, Ms. Huffington, those bothersome Germans won't be bombing Pearl Harbor anymore. You can get back to writing your "newspaper" (*snort*) now."
Best of Jack Reacher
What happens in Moldova doesn't always stay in Moldova.
Best of ochagirl
Petre wondered if now was the right time to discuss separation anxiety issues with his mother.
Best of Silhouette
"For heavens sake, Cagney, retire already."
31 comments:
I always did go for a man in uniform.
Oddly enough, I have that babushka.
Excuse me officer, wanna see what I can do when I take my teeth out?
Where will you be when your hey where da white and then dawns head Obama bacon for Christ is just a mermaid walking down the boardwalk with Mini Me and painted fat girls but...um....hey, where am I?
Dementia...good for a laugh since 53 BC.
Hey, is it Thursday already??
Hey sexy officer...I'm wearning my t-back Depends.
"No officer, don't give that little girl any bacon! Shoot the little sh*t!"
"A little higer, now a little right, Ok, great! Now you old crone, scratch!"
With all those body guards around, its almost impossible to get up close to Madonna to see how old she *really* looks.
Ma'am, you're welcome for helping you across the street. Now please remove your left hand from my rectal cavity.
Oy, Bubbe! Dah, I'm wearing clean underpantski, go hhome to bed now!
1) "No, Ms. Thomas, you already asked a question at this press conference."
2) "Excuse me, officer, I need to ask those Democrats if any of them actually paid their taxes. I've been looking all my life, and I just know there must be one."
Dammit lady I told you 4 times, you ain't black, obama won't give you a house! Now just go away, and get a job or something.
I see Maureen Dowd has misplaced her White House press pass again.
When did Ben Rothlisberger join the Livonia Police Force?
Seriously, Enui; you should release me...
No, lady, no Tender Vittles. Please keep your hand out of my pocket.
Thanks for the update, V. I've been wondering what Cindy Shehag has been up to since the inauguration.
I CAN HAZ HUNCHBAK?
They just aren't making ninja warriors like they used to.
Not everyone gets up close to see the Jonas Brothers.
Lately, more reports are coming in of prostitutes stealing kidneys in broad daylight.
Mama needs some sugar baby...
"No, Ms. Huffington, those bothersome Germans won't be bombing Pearl Harbor anymore. You can get back to writing your "newspaper" (*snort*) now."
What happens in Moldova doesn't always stay in Moldova.
Petre wondered if now was the right time to discuss separation anxiety issues with his mother.
"For heavens sake, Cagney, retire already."
Moments before Officer Krantz ripped the fart from hell, she looked like a hot babe farting on the beach.
Hey, AOM has that exact same hunch!
Riffing on dub;
Thought bubble; "I have a hunch that something's not quite right with this picture... but WHAT?"
So what if she's a pickpocket? I'd still let her in the White House before Helen Thomas. She's prettier, too.
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