Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Reject Christ, Receive Bacon

(Happy Birthday) Divine Miss M


1. The Democratic Party tries out a new slogan summarizing its anti-faith, pro-government spending agenda.

2. How Michael Moore was lured to the dark side.

3. The Prince of Lies assumes many forms, but his fondness for plaid jumpers has raised a few eyebrows.

4. Hillshire Farms's sinister plan for world domination begins to unfold.

5. Until now, few were aware of the hidden Satanic messages embedded in 'Charlotte's Web.'

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Cuz "Receive Porkulus" was too long.

Seriously...WTF does that sign mean?

Best of Jack Reacher
The childhood portrait Winona Judd hoped nobody would ever see.

Best of Mr. Right
Worshippers of 16th Century English philosopher and politician Sir Francis Bacon may be small in number, but they are among the most devout of all the minor religions.

Best of steve o
I think her parents are going to hell just for dressing her like that.

Best of dadoctah
In Canada that's an "either/or" proposition.

Best of prince of leaves
Nearby dog: "Satan? I smell Satan! Satan Satan Satan!!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
DENNY's new ad campaign was not a rousing success, it was a rabble-rousing success.

Best of Submariner
Seems a little extreme, kid. What do I have to do to get Liv-A-Snaps?

28 comments:

sonicfrog said...

..and when Bacon died, on the third day, it rose to become Hover Bacon!!!

molson said...

What? You were expecting a fish?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The placard is a corollary to Porky's Axiom - "The day anyone can prove there's a god, pigs will fly."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Cuz "Receive Porkulus" was too long.

Seriously...WTF does that sign mean?

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Eventually, someone broke the news to little Cindy that not only is she rejecting Christianity, but most other religions, too.

(Strange way to promote secularism.)

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Kyra Sedgwick: "The hell you will!"

Chrees said...

A Jews for Jesus protester

Jack Reacher said...

The childhood portrait Winona Judd hoped nobody would ever see.

Jack Reacher said...

And if I only partially reject Him, will I receive Bac-Os, or turkey "bacon?"

Mr. Right said...

Worshippers of 16th Century English philosopher and politician Sir Francis Bacon may be small in number, but they are among the most devout of all the minor religions.

flyovercountry said...

I think in order to write a caption that is even close to being funny, you have to have somewhat of an understanding of what the photo is about. Therefore, I pass on this one.

The closest I could get was Reject Christ, Receive Pork, at an Obama rally, but sixdegreesofblondness beat me to it.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

As if the "Neverending Story" of the '08 campaign wasn't painful enough, the DNC today unveiled it's platform for 2012.

Developing...

Submariner said...

My bet is that she's left-handed...



too obscure?

Matt the Kostume said...

The Young Muslims for Pork club was a small group indeed.

steve o said...

I think her parents are going to hell just for dressing her like that.

steve o said...

The bacon, of course, you'll be able to cook by holding out in front of you.

dadoctah said...

In Canada that's an "either/or" proposition.

Army of Dad said...

Only one thing smells like bacon and that's your soul!

wv: parse Doesn't matter how you do it, her sign doesn't make any sense.

prince of leaves said...

Nearby dog: "Satan? I smell Satan! Satan Satan Satan!!!"

prince of leaves said...

Yet if you accept Christ, you get loaves, fishes, and water turning into wine. I'm not seeing much of a deal here.

attmay said...

Well, she does have a point. Jesus probably wasn't a big fan of pork products.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

DENNY's new ad campaign was not a rousing success, it was a rabble-rousing success.

_OR_

Canadian Bacon Council wanted the Madison Avenue brain trust behind ethereal auto and happy face douche commercials to create a short & catchy motto. FAIL

WordVerify: bahshu- grumpy old man sneeze

Matt the Kostume said...

Annie was absolutely livid when she found out someone had altered her "Eject Chris, Live On" sign she had made for Rhianna.

Anonymous said...

The pain of her disability strikes Kimmie again as she protests for the Vegetarian Christian Youth Dyslexia Society (VSYDS).

dub said...

Oh sure, if it was THAT easy my wife would have been living with Kevin a looong time ago.

Submariner said...

Seems a little extreme, kid. What do I have to do to get Liv-A-Snaps?

dadoctah said...

If she were Japanese you wouldn't look twice at the sign.

steve o said...

Surely God won't damn someone to hell, just for rejecting Christ now...