Friday, February 27, 2009

A pedobeastialaquadoloop


1. The generation who'll be paying for this generation's pork might as well learn to love it.

2. "No, thanks, Aunt Rosie. How 'bout I just kiss one of these, instead."

3. The next day, Charlotte's Web read "Bitch, you're dead!"

4. 20 years later, she was making out with Bill Maher in Hef's grotto. Plus ca change...

5. "Mmmmmm... bacon!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
When you said little Johnny loved farming, I didn't think you meant it in an erotic way.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The MSM has a "consensus" with democratic members of Congress.

Best of jeff
The Instababy learns to appreciate bacon.

Best of Mr. Hankey
It was at a young age that Nancy Pelosi learned you had to kiss a lot of pigs to get to the top.

Best of metalgarth
Dakota Fanning's first kiss

Best of dadoctah
Andy Dick: the early years.

Best of Matt the K
A young Tom Arnold practices for the future that awaits him.

Best of Adjustah
"Tthive! Thive duhlla thoot lonn'..."

Best of Submariner
"...only one thing tastes like bacon and that's; BACON!"

35 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

You kinow even snot tastes better with bacon

Seoulman (R) said...

The story behind Green Eggs and Ham was quite an unexpected event for the documentary crew

Seoulman (R) said...

Mommy, don't be mad, that lady was kissing a dolphin

Seoulman (R) said...

Being a male chauvinist pig had its advantages

Seoulman (R) said...

When you said little Johnny loved farming, I didn't think you meant it in an erotic way.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The MSM has a "consensus" with democratic members of Congress.

jeff said...

John Scalzi's daughter.

The Instababy learns to appreciate bacon.

Future liberal congresscritter - loving pork already.

Mr. Hankey said...

It was at a young age that Nancy Pelosi learned you had to kiss a lot of pigs to get to the top.

metalgarth said...

Dakota Fanning's first kiss

Mr. Hankey said...

Piglet wasn't quite sure what Christopher Robin was intending, but she went along with her feelings and kissed him back. Winnie The Pooh just sat in a corner & watched.

Mr. Hankey said...

In "Animal Farm 2" - After a love triangle goes wrong involving a pig named John Edwards, the remaining pigs decide to conquer the farm by pushing forward a young black pot-bellied pig who promises a utopian society for the farm.

dadoctah said...

Andy Dick: the early years.

dub said...

Enumclaw Heavy Petting Zoo

dub said...

Hey, why does that kid get to kiss the Thurzday babe??

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Little Johnny learns that not everything tastes like chicken.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

In the bizarre reverse galaxy where Spock has a goatee, babies kiss politicians.

Matt the K said...

A young Tom Arnold practices for the future that awaits him.

Matt the K said...

Tonight on pay per view: Babe vs. Baby.

Matt the K said...

DNA tests later proved that Arnold Ziffle was the babydaddy.

prince of leaves said...

Child, didn't your momma teach you that eating your pork raw will make you sick?

Submariner said...

I'm guessin' she wants to be porked.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the Obamalama team proved by passing a spendaholic's wish list of non-jobs-related stimuli, liberals love putting lipstick on a pig only the infantile will pucker up and kiss.

Jay Guevara said...

Conjugal visit at Gitmo.

Jay Guevara said...

Fortunately, Rosie's kid got her looks from her father.

steve o said...

Hey! It's too soon to eat that!

Wait until they're in High School and they some meat on their bones, Wilbur.

Adjustah said...

"Tthive! Thive duhlla thoot lonn'..."

Submariner said...

"...only one thing tastes like bacon and that's; BACON!"

mpur said...

Hey...there's no lipstick on this pig!

molson said...

Just when you thought it was safe some idiot with a camera catches you tonguing a pig in public and puts it all over the interwebs.

Oiao said...

Brown nosing, your doing it wrong!

steve o said...

A young John Goodman discovers his life's passion early in life.

dadoctah said...

On the next "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives", host Guy Fieri visits a little-known Arkansas eatery where patrons are allowed to pick out their own ribs.

(Anthony Bourdain is *so* jealous he didn't draw the assignment.)

Matt the K said...

Ewwwwwwww. Tastes like Kermit's _____.

Matt the K said...

Okay, sure. But does it count if the lipstick was on the baby first?

Matt the K said...

How to make silk trichinosis from a sow's nose.