Friday, February 27, 2009
1. The generation who'll be paying for this generation's pork might as well learn to love it.
2. "No, thanks, Aunt Rosie. How 'bout I just kiss one of these, instead."
3. The next day, Charlotte's Web read "Bitch, you're dead!"
4. 20 years later, she was making out with Bill Maher in Hef's grotto. Plus ca change...
5. "Mmmmmm... bacon!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
When you said little Johnny loved farming, I didn't think you meant it in an erotic way.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The MSM has a "consensus" with democratic members of Congress.
Best of jeff
The Instababy learns to appreciate bacon.
Best of Mr. Hankey
It was at a young age that Nancy Pelosi learned you had to kiss a lot of pigs to get to the top.
Best of metalgarth
Dakota Fanning's first kiss
Best of dadoctah
Andy Dick: the early years.
Best of Matt the K
A young Tom Arnold practices for the future that awaits him.
Best of Adjustah
"Tthive! Thive duhlla thoot lonn'..."
Best of Submariner
"...only one thing tastes like bacon and that's; BACON!"