Thursday, February 05, 2009

Nice Pillows, and a Refreshing 80's Pron Vibe



Best of Jack Reacher
Just another day in Photography class at the Boulder Public Schools.

Best of Army of Dad
A very young Denise Richards puts some money under her pillow in the hopes the boob fairy will finally visit her.

Best of Dan
"Qiana pillows?" Sully sniffed. "She obviously has the fashion sense of a mongol."

Best of dub
I dont care if the photo is grainy, dated, if she has a weird mole on her chest, the wallpaper is horrible, the addition of the pillows is just odd and that you can not see her feet in the heels....dammit, I'm going to be happy this Thursday.

Best of dub
80's pron? Great...that means that if you take those panties off it will look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg-lock.

Best of steve o
Yeah right. In my dreams.

21 comments:

John.....just John said...

How many times have I told you not to eat crackers in bed!? That's it. Get outta here.

Jack Reacher said...

When your clothing matches the bedding, you have achieved one-ness. True zen-like serenity, however, requires also that the carpets match the drapes.

Jack Reacher said...

Just another day in Photography class at the Boulder Public Schools.

Army of Dad said...

I very young Denise Richards puts some money under her pillow in the hopes the boob fairy will finally visit her.

Army of Dad said...

Papa would spank, but it might fracture your pelvis. Come see me when you have some curves.

The Man said...

I just got some free stimulus

Army of Dad said...

OK, now pull that foot behind your head.

Dan said...

"Qiana pillows?" Sully sniffed. "She obviously has the fashion sense of a mongol."

Army of Mom said...

Every time Linda had sex, instead of moans of pleasure she heard "ouch, that is stabbing me." At first she asked if she should remove her shoes, then, later she sadly learned it was her bones impaling her partners.

Army of Mom said...

Finally a good use for Granny's old doilies.

Army of Mom said...

Pssst, sister. The ruffles really don't give the illusion that there is anything there. Sorry to burst that bubble. But, look on the bright side, there are dudes like dub who like that sort of thing.

dub said...

I dont care if the photo is grainy, dated, if she has a weird mole on her chest, the wallpaper is horrible, the addition of the pillows is just odd and that you can not see her feet in the heels....dammit, I'm going to be happy this Thursday.

dub said...

Golf balls and garden hoses.

Anonymous said...

How much is that birdy in the window. Huh? Damn, that was for Wednesday.

dub said...

If that is considered to be overly bony, then I shudder to think what AOM considers "just a little overweight".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, I think Microsoft popularized chubby... er, bloat. Lima's shape is jest fine. However, if I had my druthers, it's Alessandra and Miranda who'd be on speed dial.
Wish these photographers would stop cropping off legs and feet. Must... feed... high heel foot fetish!!

dub said...

Wait....80's pron? Great...that means that if you take those panties off it will look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg-lock.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub sez - "I shudder to think what AOM considers "just a little overweight"
Dysfunctional Body Imaging
There once was a gal who claimed to be "only about 5-lb overweight." Few pairs of stretch pants later - "okay, maybe 10 or 15... but I can lose it anytime I want." (yeah, sure, and I believe in Santa Claus) The wide load turned out to be SIXTY FREAKING POUNDS OVER the original estimate... and, no, she wasn't preggers. When Pinocchio powders her nose, Maybelline's stock goes up.

Army of Dad said...

Guys, when her cleavage dramatically increases when her nipples get hard then she is too skinny for me. When her leg is bent and her @ss looks like a right angle, too skinny. This girl could easily put on five to ten pounds and increase her hotness. Look at Lindsey Lohan before she decided the heroin chic was cool-super hot and even dub would have been happy to have her. As she is now, only dub would want her!

Matt the Kostume said...

Lois, I'd ri-dos fo sho!

steve o said...

Yeah right. In my dreams.