also Kaptain Krude1. "I just wanna, uh, spread the, uh, wealth around." Little Joey Muckenfutch asked the wrong question, it would be Special Ed for the rest of his short life.
2. After decades in a narcotic haze, Obama snaps to clarity and realizes who he's married to and who he's been palling around with.
3."My farts are magickal. In fact, I'm releasing magic into the room right now!"
4. "Anyone of you little crackers can grow up to be president... except maybe the kid in the corner with the culottes, he'll have to settle for congressman from Massachusetts."
5. "I knew the inner city schools were in bad shape, but this is worse than I thought. These textbooks only list 50 states."
Best of Maogwai
Ron Jeremy came in and had a wardrobe malfunction.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Dayummm! We're giving away how much money??"
Best of satted
I WON???? Holy sh*t, how the hell did that happen?
Best of Jack Reacher
Staffers fought for the opportunity to tell Obama what Biden has said, just to be the first to see this expression.
Best of GregMan
The Dow has fallen HOW MUCH since I took office?
Best of satted
Mr. Cheney!, I had no idea....
Best of Matt the K
Obama hovers in suspended animation until the Floating Orb of Mind Control tells him what to do next.
Best of Submariner
Michael, um, Vick did, um, WHAT to the, um, dogs?!?
Best of dadoctah
"Pay up, son. I *told* you my hubby could hit a high F above middle C."
Best of mega
Once the stare-into-the-half-distance fad had run its course, Obama tried a number of new looks, but had yet to recapture the original magic.
Best of mklasing
After Obama made another "fiscal responsibility" comment, Michelle was forced to use the testicle zapper to keep him in line.
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Ron Jeremy came in and had a wardrobe malfunction.
Quayle spelt it how? You're kidding! I always spelt it
T-A-T-E-R-S.
-OR-
Gosh NO, Mary, I wouldn't keep reading to you kids if I'm alerted that America's under attack...
I'd get on the red phone and tell Pelosi to add a few billion to the stimulus package for thank you gifts to placate the aggressors.
Mr President, you need to turn the stool over BEFORE you sit down.
"Dayummm! We're giving away how much money??"
wv: obapa
I WON???? Holy sh*t, how the hell did that happen?
Staffers fought for the opportunity to tell Obama what Biden has said, just to be the first to see this expression.
"There are HOW MANY people under my campaign bus?"
The realization hits: Some time after 2010 it's going to be harder to blame everything on Bush.
"Oh, it's happened again. Be a dear, will you, and press his reset button. F***ing Windows Vista."
Your Daddy thinks he has the right to keep the money he earns?!
Even the Slumdog Millionaire is taken aback by the media captured manifestation of the First Queef.
My best chimp impression? Okay here goes... ATDHE
They don't have argula in the school cafeteria?
What? Your daddy doesn't pay his taxes? Would he like to be in my cabinet?
Your have guns and Bibles in your house kid? Michele, write down that kids name and forward it to my civil defense squad.
The Obamessiah fakes a shocked reaction as Michelle unhinges her jaw and eats yet another first grader.
The Dow has fallen HOW MUCH since I took office?
Michelle: "Try not to startle him, kids, or he'll soil his pants again."
So you don't think that bailing out idiots who bought too much house or are just deadbeats is not right? Michele, I thought we were speaking to the United Socialist Grade School. Who f**ked up and brought us to an American School?
"You want US to demonstrate what Pre-K Sex Ed is going to be like?"
I threw up more than a little in my mouth typing that caption...
The Holy One can't even get his facial expressions right without a teleprompter.
Michelle explains the value of penis size.
As Michelle explains that she does indeed swallow, Barrack feigns surprise...
For Safe-Sex Week at Pelosi Elementary, Michelle explains the proper techniques of fellatio while Barack demonstrates.
Mr. Cheney!, I had no idea....
Two years in the future: "There are only three Democrates left in the house?"....
Do you know where you'll be when your President's laxative kicks in?
"Oh NO, you did not just say that! No, kid, my wife is NOT sitting on a black hippity-hop. Those are her legs. She is soooo gonna kick your ass!"
Obama hovers in suspended animation until the Floating Orb of Mind Control tells him what to do next.
And Then Barry's Head Exploded.
The One just found out what happened to the pet goat.
Little Brad replied to The One's reaction: "Don't condescend me, man. I'll f&ckin' kill ya, man." (ORA)
The reaction to Oprah sitting on a terrior are quite telling about personalities, don't you think?
Michael, um, Vick did, um, WHAT to the, um, dogs?!?
Just out of screen to the right; "This question is for Mrs. Obama - did you get your inauguration dress from Big Lots or did you just sew the drapes together from your Holiday Inn Express room?"
Just out of screen to the right; "Now that you're President, are you gonna dump the bi-yotch and get a sexy wife?"
Looks like Sen. Bobby Byrd is directing his own remake of "Scanners."
"OK Laquisha. Here is my Monkey Face one more time."
"Pay up, son. I *told* you my hubby could hit a high F above middle C."
Once the stare-into-the-half-distance fad had run its course, Obama tried a number of new looks, but had yet to recapture the original magic.
The note was handed over discreetly by the secret service agent, so as not to interrupt the photo op. "Confirmed: your retirement money is, in fact, invested in the stock market."
Michelle thought bubble: "Oh good god, not another white kid talking about his science project. Must.....maintain.....smile. Must......smile. Please, lips, please curl up at the ends. Plleeeaaaasssseeee."
What does a president do... um...that's a really good question. Security Agent Jones will explain it to you in the hall. Right Jones *wink, wink"
Crap, where is the teleprompter? I can't talk without it.
So today in sex ed were going to talk about having an Obamism. This is the face when my wife makes.
What do you mean no child was left behind? What the hell am I supposed to do now?
And Curious George looked like this when the Man in the Yellow Hat decided to finally finish off the job.
Oops, excuse me...
This one time at band camp.....
OK, so who gets, "This one time at band camp...."????
After Obama made another "fiscal responsibility" comment, Michelle was forced to use the testicle zapper to keep him in line.
Michelle hasn't seen that expression since nine months before little Sasha was born.
When playing charades - both Obama's react to "Happy Face"
"What?? You turned everyone loose from Gitmo? You fool - that was just campaign bullsh!t for the rubes!"
satted said...
OK, so who gets, "This one time at band camp...."????
Pretty much all of us - standard Cap #17 around these parts...
I'm NOT a "magic negro?"
Tks Submariner..., What does Cap #17 mean?
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