also Kaptain Krude
1. "I just wanna, uh, spread the, uh, wealth around." Little Joey Muckenfutch asked the wrong question, it would be Special Ed for the rest of his short life.
2. After decades in a narcotic haze, Obama snaps to clarity and realizes who he's married to and who he's been palling around with.
3."My farts are magickal. In fact, I'm releasing magic into the room right now!"
4. "Anyone of you little crackers can grow up to be president... except maybe the kid in the corner with the culottes, he'll have to settle for congressman from Massachusetts."
5. "I knew the inner city schools were in bad shape, but this is worse than I thought. These textbooks only list 50 states."
Best of Maogwai
Ron Jeremy came in and had a wardrobe malfunction.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Dayummm! We're giving away how much money??"
Best of satted
I WON???? Holy sh*t, how the hell did that happen?
Best of Jack Reacher
Staffers fought for the opportunity to tell Obama what Biden has said, just to be the first to see this expression.
Best of GregMan
The Dow has fallen HOW MUCH since I took office?
Best of satted
Mr. Cheney!, I had no idea....
Best of Matt the K
Obama hovers in suspended animation until the Floating Orb of Mind Control tells him what to do next.
Best of Submariner
Michael, um, Vick did, um, WHAT to the, um, dogs?!?
Best of dadoctah
"Pay up, son. I *told* you my hubby could hit a high F above middle C."
Best of mega
Once the stare-into-the-half-distance fad had run its course, Obama tried a number of new looks, but had yet to recapture the original magic.
Best of mklasing
After Obama made another "fiscal responsibility" comment, Michelle was forced to use the testicle zapper to keep him in line.