1. Uncle Joe Stalin says, "Return Glorious Communist Banner and Little Girl Will Not Be Harmed."
2. What happens in Minsk stays in Minsk.
3. "Oh, daddy, I'm such a lightweight. Two shots of Jack and I'm anybody's whore."
4. "Well, we're very happy together. So, eff-you myspace and your effing anti-stalker policies."
5. "Oh, Sheik Khaleed, you've made me the happiest kidnappee in all of Saudi Arabia."
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Saddam takes a break from the war to entertain a young blonde fan in his spider hole.
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"Borat--Barely Legal" was, not surprisingly, never released in the U.S.
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ORA: Some events were best left off of Earl Hickey's famous list.
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NO "SOUP" FOR YOU!
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In an alternate universe, Harry Reems and Ron Jeremy were actually one person.
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It was the 70's, OK? Jodie Foster moved on to bigger and better things, and Saddam was hung. Sheesh.
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The jars of Anal Lube were photoshopped out of view.
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The sequel already in production - "Slumdog Stimulus-Recipient" is not expected to do as well.
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School photograph day for the Austrian prison dad.
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The FBI declassifies photos of Clinton's extended family in Arkansas.
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What's frightening me is how much she looks like SondraK...
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Funny how this is brought up during a news cycle that includes Roman Polanski...
Redneck whoopie only works if it's a closer relation than cousin.
Saddam takes a break from the war to entertain a young blonde fan in his spider hole.
Freddie Mercury was appalled to see this photo published. It was not the fact that he was so overweight that bothered him; it was because he was shown hugging a GIRL.
Tom Selleck *really* needs to get a better agent.
wv: floged.
"Borat--Barely Legal" was, not surprisingly, never released in the U.S.
ORA: Some events were best left off of Earl Hickey's famous list.
Yet another Obama nominee had to decline a cabinet post...although several Senators still backed him. And wanted her phone number.
NO "SOUP" FOR YOU!
Stalin Jr. and Mary Kate Olson hook up during an Obama campaign party.
In an alternate universe, Harry Reems and Ron Jeremy were actually one person.
Ahh, someone beat me to the Earl Hickey comment.
It was the 70's, OK? Jodie Foster moved on to bigger and better things, and Saddam was hung. Sheesh.
The jars of Anal Lube were photoshopped out of view.
Bor-yack in the toilet
The Flinstones live was quickly dropped from the fall line up after it featured Fred's older brother making a move on Pebbles
In some Iranian lounge "To all the girls I've loved before. It's not a goat, but still a whore. You can see her face. What a disgrace.Let's stone her before she breeds some more."
What really happened in the Iran-Contra "arms" swap.
The new commercials being aired in Mexico to promote "The American Dream" are succeeding. Immigration is down 40%.
The sequel already in production - "Slumdog Stimulus-Recipient" is not expected to do as well.
Even Iraq has crack-whores...
Hillary's new "Hugs For Terrorists" is a whopping success.
School photograph day for the Austrian prison dad.
The photo marking the moment when Freddie Mercury found the inspiration for his "Fat Bottomed Girls" song.
Vun day ve vill hav a power chair to drive to store!
The "fried Fluffy" was goo-ood tonight, honey. Mebbe Daddy'll get a job tomorra afore we has ta start on the kids...
The FBI declassifies photos of Clinton's extended family in Arkansas.
What's frightening me is how much she looks like SondraK...
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