Saturday, February 21, 2009

Misty Water-Colored Memories...



1. Uncle Joe Stalin says, "Return Glorious Communist Banner and Little Girl Will Not Be Harmed."

2. What happens in Minsk stays in Minsk.

3. "Oh, daddy, I'm such a lightweight. Two shots of Jack and I'm anybody's whore."

4. "Well, we're very happy together. So, eff-you myspace and your effing anti-stalker policies."

5. "Oh, Sheik Khaleed, you've made me the happiest kidnappee in all of Saudi Arabia."

Best of Matt the K
Saddam takes a break from the war to entertain a young blonde fan in his spider hole.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Borat--Barely Legal" was, not surprisingly, never released in the U.S.

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Some events were best left off of Earl Hickey's famous list.

Best of Double the U
NO "SOUP" FOR YOU!

Best of Passionate Conservative
In an alternate universe, Harry Reems and Ron Jeremy were actually one person.

Best of mega
It was the 70's, OK? Jodie Foster moved on to bigger and better things, and Saddam was hung. Sheesh.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The jars of Anal Lube were photoshopped out of view.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The sequel already in production - "Slumdog Stimulus-Recipient" is not expected to do as well.

Best of Matt the K
School photograph day for the Austrian prison dad.

Best of mklasing
The FBI declassifies photos of Clinton's extended family in Arkansas.

Best of jeff
What's frightening me is how much she looks like SondraK...

28 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Funny how this is brought up during a news cycle that includes Roman Polanski...

Passionate Conservative said...

Redneck whoopie only works if it's a closer relation than cousin.

Matt the K said...

Saddam takes a break from the war to entertain a young blonde fan in his spider hole.

Matt the K said...

Freddie Mercury was appalled to see this photo published. It was not the fact that he was so overweight that bothered him; it was because he was shown hugging a GIRL.

dadoctah said...

Tom Selleck *really* needs to get a better agent.

wv: floged.

Jack Reacher said...

"Borat--Barely Legal" was, not surprisingly, never released in the U.S.

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: Some events were best left off of Earl Hickey's famous list.

Chrees said...

Yet another Obama nominee had to decline a cabinet post...although several Senators still backed him. And wanted her phone number.

Double the U said...

NO "SOUP" FOR YOU!

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Stalin Jr. and Mary Kate Olson hook up during an Obama campaign party.

Passionate Conservative said...

In an alternate universe, Harry Reems and Ron Jeremy were actually one person.

rubourd said...

Ahh, someone beat me to the Earl Hickey comment.

mega said...

It was the 70's, OK? Jodie Foster moved on to bigger and better things, and Saddam was hung. Sheesh.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The jars of Anal Lube were photoshopped out of view.

Seoulman (R) said...

Bor-yack in the toilet

Seoulman (R) said...

The Flinstones live was quickly dropped from the fall line up after it featured Fred's older brother making a move on Pebbles

Seoulman (R) said...

In some Iranian lounge "To all the girls I've loved before. It's not a goat, but still a whore. You can see her face. What a disgrace.Let's stone her before she breeds some more."

Army of Dad said...

What really happened in the Iran-Contra "arms" swap.

Mr. Hankey said...

The new commercials being aired in Mexico to promote "The American Dream" are succeeding. Immigration is down 40%.

Mr. Hankey said...

The sequel already in production - "Slumdog Stimulus-Recipient" is not expected to do as well.

Mr. Hankey said...

Even Iraq has crack-whores...

Mr. Hankey said...

Hillary's new "Hugs For Terrorists" is a whopping success.

Matt the K said...

School photograph day for the Austrian prison dad.

Army of Mom said...

The photo marking the moment when Freddie Mercury found the inspiration for his "Fat Bottomed Girls" song.

Army of Dad said...

Vun day ve vill hav a power chair to drive to store!

Submariner said...

The "fried Fluffy" was goo-ood tonight, honey. Mebbe Daddy'll get a job tomorra afore we has ta start on the kids...

mklasing said...

The FBI declassifies photos of Clinton's extended family in Arkansas.

jeff said...

What's frightening me is how much she looks like SondraK...