1. "He still doesn't love Dear Leader Obama enough. Kick him in the kidneys a few more times."
2. AoD always brings AoM's the nicest things.
3. 'Ow to speak Awlstralyun: "Second date."
4. In a very special episode of The Office, Michael Scott finally acts out his repressed gay fantasies on Ryan.
5. Okay, guys, it's good that you chose a safety word. However...
Wicked Best of Mr. Hankey
"Full House 2010' - John Stamos learns what the Olsen girls are into. Heath Ledger guests stars.
Best of Capt. Queeg
Escape for Men: the new fragrance from Calvin Klein
Best of Matt the K
Billy wishes he had worn his Escape *From* Men cologne!
Best of Matt the K
David Duchovny misses yet another appointment with his therapist.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Tape me up before you go-go
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble for a married guy who's just been rolled by a hooker - "Why is it, when something like this happens on TV, it seems so damn funny?"
Best of metalgarth
Michael Phelps' agent makes sure there won't be any bong hits on his watch anymore
Best of mklasing
In "Milk 2" all Californians who voted against the gay marriage ban are rounded up for "routine" examinations.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The American Taxpayer look, for 2009.
Best of sonicfrog
Boy George is out of jail already????
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Hugh Jackman's stint at the Oscar's did not go over as well as hoped.
Escape for Men: the new fragrance from Calvin Klein
Happy early anniversary honey!
Billy wishes he had worn his Escape *From* Men cologne!
Charlie Sheen graduates from 'naughty cheerleader' fantasies.
David Duchovny misses yet another appointment with his therapist.
Love me tender, love me true or love me the way I want.
If you want my body, and you think I am sexy did you really have to do this to let me know?
Tape me up before you go-go
Santa, thanks for the present, but I think you got the wrong house
Fox's new show NCISexy was a big hit in San Francisco
Fraternity hazing pranks at the College of One-Armed Paperhangers are just plain cruel.
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Thawtbubble for a married guy who's just been rolled by a hooker - "Why is it, when something like this happens on TV, it seems so damn funny?"
-OR-
Thawtbubble for out-of-town guest in a Mafia-owned hotel after his alarm wakes him - "Huh, guess I won't complain about the freaking bedbug bites next time."
WordVerify: berponou - what happens when a "close talker" belches
Oh how I miss my youth....
Michael Phelps' agent makes sure there won't be any bong hits on his watch anymore
(this one only Matt the K will understand)
Some people take Duke Tumatoe lyrics way too seriously
Poster Boy for "The Fairness Doctrine"
Criticize the Spendulus Bill, will you?
The only way the Arab League will allow an Israeli representative at the U.N.
In "Milk 2" all Californians who voted against the gay marriage ban are rounded up for "routine" examinations.
For the last time: Seacrest, OUT!
Katie Holmes turns the tables.
Artistic representation of the next 4 years.
The American Taxpayer look, for 2009.
Indoctrination at CNN isn't just getting to have lunch with Campbell Brown...you also have to learn what happens when you don't ignore a minor issue made by a Democrat.
"Full House 2010' - John Stamos learns what the Olsen girls are into. Heath Ledger guests stars.
Dang... why do I never find anything like this in my basement? Red ribbon and everything!
Aha! This is what happens to cwoset wepubwicans in my office! - Barney Frank
Bi-partisanship.
Some people have to learn the hard way. Criticism of Obama is NOT allowed.
Fortunately for the creationism crowd, the one remaining Republican politician who still believes in science was suddenly "unavailable". The road was clear for Jindal to deliver the Obama rebuttal.
"You can just go ahead and move to the left, Peter. Mmmkay? That's great."
Wanna play Democrats and Republicans?
wv: jaydiari
Boy George is out of jail already????
No more carbs for you! No matter how hard you beg!
Yeah, I said I wanted to take out some Italian. I didn't say he'd come willingly. What were you saying about food?
Tom Cruise finally comes out of the closet. And falls right into a hornet's nest of SM bondage.
Thanks for the present, V! Remind me to send you a thank-you card.
*beep*
Hi, this is Tom. I'm a little tied up right now, so if you'll leave a message at the tone and call the authorities. I'll call you back as soon as I'm free.
*beep*
Katie Holmes has this recurrent dream ......
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