1. Sitting in for dub, Carson Daly.
2. "White boots before Memorial Day? Are you mad?"
3. This week's second attempt to stimulate a package is also apparently doomed to fail.
4. "All Hail Our Maximum Leader, Dictator-for-Life, Edward James Olmos."
5. What a tragic waste of f**k-me boots.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Italy's popular version of "Meet the Press" blends talking heads and politicos with sexy walk-ons whose goal it is to cause the pols to flub their rehearsed spin, spiel and shinola. David Gregory, please take note.
Best of ochagirl
Boots made from parts of this seat? I'm impressed.
Best of Army of Dad
In this sick new game show male contestants are forced to guess which of the girls has a little something extra.
Best of dadoctah
The last couple of seasons I can't even tell what SNL is trying to parody.
Best of curly
Nice ass!...on the guy in the audience over there.
Best of prince of leaves
Ted Danson replaces the old saying "Once you go black, you never go back", with "Once you have Whoopie, your interest in sex with *anyone* or *anything* is completely and permanently destroyed as if someone cauterized your testicles with a plasma torch".
Best of Seoulman (R)
I got to get me some of that....fabric. I wonder if I could get that in my size
Best of Seoulman (R)
Clark Kent never dreamed Lois had such a wild side
Best of satted
Oops, excuse me....
Best of Dactyl
Al Franken is looking for missing votes everywhere.
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Italy's popular version of "Meet the Press" blends talking heads and politicos with sexy walk-ons whose goal it is to cause the pols to flub their rehearsed spin, spiel and shinola. David Gregory, please take note.
Metaphor for Congressional Malfeasance
Nonfat Pork... these BEFORE and AFTER shots of Nancy Pelosi's Stimulus Package proves you can put lipstick on a pig, but dressing it up in sheer lingerie can't hide that wretching sound.
I had to check the calendar twice to make sure it wasn't Thursday and V had finally lost his mind.
Although Ashley was gone, and Spitzer was no longer a client, the business was still open.
Boots made from parts of this seat? I'm impressed.
In this sick new game show male contestants are forced to guess which of the girls has a little something extra.
California democrats make one final bid to sway the vote of republicans on the budget vote.
The last couple of seasons I can't even tell what SNL is trying to parody.
Nice ass!...on the guy in the audience over there.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Her theme song, stolen from the Obama administration, as they sing it to the hard working, tax paying U.S. citizen.
"Now, while he's distracted, I'll just let one rip. *PFFFT* Heh, I'll just blame that one on his chair material and my boots material rubbing together, and no one is the wiser."
The dude on the left looks pretty good in those white boots!
Ted Danson replaces the old saying "Once you go black, you never go back", with "Once you have Whoopie, your interest in sex with *anyone* or *anything* is completely and permanently destroyed as if someone cauterized your testicles with a plasma torch".
"Could you call Heloise and ask her how to get menstrual blood stains out of a white couch?"
"Honey, I know what you're thinking, but if I thought it would fit, don't you think I would be sitting where you are?"
I got to get me some of that....fabric. I wonder if I could get that in my size
The stimulus package telethon was briefly halted when the host became over-stimulated
Clark Kent never dreamed Lois had such a wild side
Oops, excuse me....
Where will you be when your strippers laxative kicks in?
Hey where da brown eyes at?
Oh, there it is.
OMG...is that a skid mark?
Nancy Pelosi cleans up well.
(Possible ORA for those in the States): Watched by coach Fabio Cappello (R), David Beckham (L) unveils the 2009 England strip, intended as a visual homage to the Lions' onfield performances since 1958.
Pierre wanted so bad to touch, but he knew the Lord Robert Downey Jr. was always watching.
Al Franken is looking for missing votes everywhere.
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