1. "The Chinese government strenuously denies rumors that children have been exposed to massive levels of growth hormone via the food chain."
2. "SWM with gigantism fetish seeks SAF ... gotta circle that one."
3. "Wow, sure a lot of missing dogs in this neighborhood."
4. The Chinese version of The Jumble is almost impossibly hard.
5. "How am I supposed to get mellow on this tiny little chair?"
Best of Army of Dad
It is silly to worry about her sitting on a tiny chair when she is wearing lead painted jewelry.
Best of flyovercountry
Wow, that is one well built chair. Those sweat shop kids can really build chairs.
Best of dub
This will go over huge in Germany, where they love Asians with a little stool.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Here comes Walt Kowalski now. Won't he be surprised."
Best of satted
Dramatically down-sizing under Obama economics.
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Gaia! I hate visiting Uncle Herve..."
Best of Chrees
"Wow, I don't remember eating that!
Best of prince of leaves
China's attempt to avert the looming demographic upheaval by creating rapidly-maturing females goes horribly wrong when geneticists activate the gigantism gene complex by mistake.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The stigma of being female in a society that prefers male children meant Mai Ling wasn't permitted to sit at the kids' table at family reunions, but was instead consigned to the dollhouse.
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Sure it looks extravagant, but she has to share it with her whole family.
All chairs in China must be this size. It allows the political prisoners to be seated when shot in the back of the head.
It is silly to worry about her sitting on a tiny chair when she is wearing lead painted jewelry.
"Drink the bottle," Alice said. "It won't make you 50 feet tall," Alice said. Last time I trust that Alice beeyotch again.
Obama comes through with Henrietta Hughes' new furniture. The Barbie dream house is still being unpacked,
Let's see what's new in the Beijing Times, "Because of Obama Policies, World Wide Inflation is 15 Percent". Tell me about it, I had to give 1,000 Yuan for this chair.
Let's see what's new in the Beijing Times, "Because of Obama Policies, World Wide Inflation is 15 Percent". Tell me about it, I had to give 1,000 Yuan for this chair.
Wow, that is one well built chair. Those sweat shop kids can really build chairs.
Sorry for the double post above, having a bad day.
No, I say I rike Wiggers, not Wicker. Now I rearry angry.
This will go over huge in Germany, where they love Asians with a little stool.
What can we say? Even the Asian pre-k kids are bigger in Texas...
Hele I sit arr blokenhealted...
ORA: "Here comes Walt Kowalski now. Won't he be surprised."
"It's a nice chair. I just hate that little American kids working in sweatshops made it. Oh, well."
"Rumors of a love-child by A-Rod and an Asian woman are completely...huh? Uh, I'll have to get back to you."
Dramatically down-sizing under Obama economics.
ORA?
Thought bubble; "Gaia! I hate visiting Uncle Herve..."
"Wow, I don't remember eating that!
Hey baby....can I push your stool in?
*giggle*
China's attempt to avert the looming demographic upheaval by creating rapidly-maturing females goes horribly wrong when geneticists activate the gigantism gene complex by mistake.
"The Big Comfy Chair" hit budget cuts in the late 1990s and was never the same again
The stigma of being female in a society that prefers male children meant Mai Ling wasn't permitted to sit at the kids' table at family reunions, but was instead consigned to the dollhouse.
WordVerify: fleumbe- your average restaurant serves Cherries Jubilee. The snootiest charge more and mockingly refer to it as flimflamfleumbé behind the patron's back.
Japan's footbinding tradition fell out of favor, replaced by a new bonsai art form. The butt - from the horticultural term buttress - is crammed into an impossibly small suiban and forced to flare outwards to imitate great age and stability.
Wei-chen insists on being the first in line at *next* November's Wal-Mart Black Friday doorbuster.
wv: wheenons. Far and away the gayest Dr Who villains.
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