Friday, February 13, 2009

Little Girrl Big Chair

Subby
1. "The Chinese government strenuously denies rumors that children have been exposed to massive levels of growth hormone via the food chain."

2. "SWM with gigantism fetish seeks SAF ... gotta circle that one."

3. "Wow, sure a lot of missing dogs in this neighborhood."

4. The Chinese version of The Jumble is almost impossibly hard.

5. "How am I supposed to get mellow on this tiny little chair?"

Best of Army of Dad
It is silly to worry about her sitting on a tiny chair when she is wearing lead painted jewelry.

Best of flyovercountry
Wow, that is one well built chair. Those sweat shop kids can really build chairs.

Best of dub
This will go over huge in Germany, where they love Asians with a little stool.

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Here comes Walt Kowalski now. Won't he be surprised."

Best of satted
Dramatically down-sizing under Obama economics.

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Gaia! I hate visiting Uncle Herve..."

Best of Chrees
"Wow, I don't remember eating that!

Best of prince of leaves
China's attempt to avert the looming demographic upheaval by creating rapidly-maturing females goes horribly wrong when geneticists activate the gigantism gene complex by mistake.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The stigma of being female in a society that prefers male children meant Mai Ling wasn't permitted to sit at the kids' table at family reunions, but was instead consigned to the dollhouse.

24 comments:

Double the U said...

Sure it looks extravagant, but she has to share it with her whole family.

Army of Dad said...

All chairs in China must be this size. It allows the political prisoners to be seated when shot in the back of the head.

Army of Dad said...

It is silly to worry about her sitting on a tiny chair when she is wearing lead painted jewelry.

attmay said...

"Drink the bottle," Alice said. "It won't make you 50 feet tall," Alice said. Last time I trust that Alice beeyotch again.

Mr Hankey said...

Obama comes through with Henrietta Hughes' new furniture. The Barbie dream house is still being unpacked,

flyovercountry said...

Let's see what's new in the Beijing Times, "Because of Obama Policies, World Wide Inflation is 15 Percent". Tell me about it, I had to give 1,000 Yuan for this chair.

flyovercountry said...

Let's see what's new in the Beijing Times, "Because of Obama Policies, World Wide Inflation is 15 Percent". Tell me about it, I had to give 1,000 Yuan for this chair.

flyovercountry said...

Wow, that is one well built chair. Those sweat shop kids can really build chairs.

Sorry for the double post above, having a bad day.

dub said...

No, I say I rike Wiggers, not Wicker. Now I rearry angry.

dub said...

This will go over huge in Germany, where they love Asians with a little stool.

Submariner said...

What can we say? Even the Asian pre-k kids are bigger in Texas...

Submariner said...

Hele I sit arr blokenhealted...

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Here comes Walt Kowalski now. Won't he be surprised."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's a nice chair. I just hate that little American kids working in sweatshops made it. Oh, well."

Jack Reacher said...

"Rumors of a love-child by A-Rod and an Asian woman are completely...huh? Uh, I'll have to get back to you."

satted said...

Dramatically down-sizing under Obama economics.

Submariner said...

ORA?

Thought bubble; "Gaia! I hate visiting Uncle Herve..."

Chrees said...

"Wow, I don't remember eating that!

dub said...

Hey baby....can I push your stool in?

*giggle*

prince of leaves said...

China's attempt to avert the looming demographic upheaval by creating rapidly-maturing females goes horribly wrong when geneticists activate the gigantism gene complex by mistake.

metalgarth said...

"The Big Comfy Chair" hit budget cuts in the late 1990s and was never the same again

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The stigma of being female in a society that prefers male children meant Mai Ling wasn't permitted to sit at the kids' table at family reunions, but was instead consigned to the dollhouse.

WordVerify: fleumbe- your average restaurant serves Cherries Jubilee. The snootiest charge more and mockingly refer to it as flimflamfleumbé behind the patron's back.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Japan's footbinding tradition fell out of favor, replaced by a new bonsai art form. The butt - from the horticultural term buttress - is crammed into an impossibly small suiban and forced to flare outwards to imitate great age and stability.

dadoctah said...

Wei-chen insists on being the first in line at *next* November's Wal-Mart Black Friday doorbuster.

wv: wheenons. Far and away the gayest Dr Who villains.